Tuesday, August 18, 2026

Now Showing: The Chain

 

The Chain
Genre: Drama/Biography/Music
Director: Charlotte Wells
Writer: Diane Esposito
Cast: Sydney Sweeney, Joe Keery, Saoirse Ronan, Toby Kebbell, Harry Lloyd, Jonah Hauer-King, Tom Payne, Scott MacArthur, Holliday Grainger, Jow Alwyn, Emile Hirsch

Plot: The original lineup of Fleetwood Mac plays their blues music to a heaving club of European kids in Munich. Their fingers of their guitarist Peter Green (Tom Payne) slide down the guitar neck. The rest of the band - keyboardist Christine McVie (Saoirse Ronan), her husband John McVie (Harry Lloyd), and drummer Mick Fleetwood (Toby Kebbell) - try to follow him, but Peter is no longer in time with them - he seems like he's in another dimension. Peter finally stops playing altogether. He takes off his shoes and walks off the stage. Mick barrels after him, shoving through the crowd, eventually finding Peter standing in the rain behind the club. Mick pleads for him to come back in, but Peter does not respond - instead he stares up to the heavens and tells Mick he is not interested in rock stardom. In the morning, the band's equipment sits in the corner of a German hotel room. Peter never made it back from the club. 

Years pass without much glory and Fleetwood Mac has gone through a revolving door of guitarists to replace Peter. In a Los Angeles recording studio, Mick sits behind his drum set, pounding to a rhythm. Christine plays along on a piano. Sound engineer Keith Olsen (Emile Hirsch) pokes his head into the studio. He asks if Mick would be willing to listen to something he recorded with a local duo. Mick humors him, pressing play on the recording. A clean, cutting guitar riff breaks the silence, followed by a woman’s voice that fills the studio. Mick immediately rewinds the tape, replaying the section where the guitar and voice meet again and again. Mick asks Keith who recorded the song. Keith says that it's just a couple Palo Alto kids trying to pay their rent - nobody of note.

At Sound City Studios, Lindsey Buckingham (Joe Keery) and Stevie Nicks (Sydney Sweeney) stand on opposite sides of a single microphone. Lindsey keeps asking the engineers for another take after even the slightest of imperfections. Stevie closes her eyes and sings through the exhaustion. Keith brings Mick into the booth to watch the duo record. Outside the studio, Lindsey lights a cigarette. Mick comes outside to talk to him. Mick is impressed by Lindsey's guitar work and offers him the job of guitarist in Fleetwood Mac. Lindsey motions toward Stevie and says that he refuses unless she comes with him as a member of the band. 

A few weeks later, Lindsey and Stevie pull up to the Fleetwood Mac house in the Hollywood Hills, an overgrown property full of instruments, cats, and mismatched furniture. Mick greets them. John McVie eyes them skeptically while Christine pours tea and tries to make everyone comfortable. The band plugs in and starts to play. Lindsey quickly finds a riff, Christine drifts into harmony, John follows with his bass instinctively, while Stevie begins to hum along almost shyly. When the song ends, no one speaks right away. Mick leans back behind his drum kit and looks toward John and Christine. They both give him a nod. The new Fleetwood Mac has just been born.

The band quickly gets to the recording studio. Mick keeps things moving for the band. Lindsey obsesses over guitar tones. Christine keeps things calm with her melodies. Stevie records vocals for "Rhiannon". Keith Olsen quickly realizes that this new Fleetwood Mac has something special the previous version lacked. They record through the night, and by dawn they "Rhiannon" and "Say You Love Me" rough-cut onto tape.

Barely finished with the album, the band piles into planes and buses. Crowds start out small. But as the tour progresses, and word of mouth spreads, both the crowds and the venues swell city after city. Stevie steps to the microphone in her black shawl, wind machine lifting her hair, and the audience gasps - no one has seen a frontwoman like her. Lindsey feeds off her energy, ripping solos that border on manic. Backstage, the dynamic begins to shift though. Lindsey’s corrections of Stevie become sharper, his need for control louder. Christine keeps the peace with jokes and small kindnesses, John slipping further into the background, finding company in the bar. Mick acts like a proud father until the arguments start about set lists and credits. 

The first album from the new lineup, the self-titled Fleetwood Mac, explodes. Radio stations spin “Rhiannon” nonstop. Record executives toast to the reborn band. Stevie becomes the new face of it all - magazines call her mysterious, enchanting. Lindsey handles the interviews, talking about artistry and process as if to remind everyone he’s the architect behind Stevie and the band's new life. In hotel rooms, the lines between work and life blur. Stevie writes alone by window light after multiple fights in her relationship with Lindsey, who frequently storms out only to romantically apologize quickly after with flowers and cocaine. Christine and John begin to drift apart. She wakes to eat breakfast early while John sleeps later, sleeping off the booze from the nights before. Meanwhile, Mick fields endless calls from the record label, begging the band to get back into the recording studio as soon as the tour is over to strike while the iron is hot.

Six months into the tour, the grind has worn the band down. Lindsey’s temper flares over sound issues, Stevie’s patience evaporates. Christine writes new material to escape the noise. John's drinking continues to escalate, with Christine shoving coffee down his throat before shows to sober him up at least a little bit. In a dressing-room mirror, Stevie touches up her makeup, catching Lindsey watching her reflection instead of her. Neither says anything. Later that night, on stage, they harmonize perfectly. After the show, Christine corners Mick, suggesting a break before recording again. Mick shakes his head, saying the label wants another album immediately. 

The band's whirlwind success from the Fleetwood Mac album and their long, exhausting tour, has barely cooled when Stevie and Lindsey's relationship finally collapses. Their apartment is half-packed with suitcases and instrument cases - her stuff on one side, his stuff on the other. Stevie accuses Lindsey of trying to control her, of trying to turn their love into a performance rather than a normal relationship. Stevie then storms out with a suitcase. Lindsey calls Mick in a panic. When Mick arrives at the apartment, he finds Stevie gone and Lindsey sitting on a couch, staring at the wall. Lindsey tells Mick admits that things are finally over for Stevie and him. Mick just nods.

Mick manages to get the group to all return to the studio - barely. Mick is there first while the rest of the band arrives in waves, all separately. Arguments start before tape even roles - over tempo, over tone, over who's really in charge. Lindsey begins directing the studio crew with manic energy, barking orders at engineers. He expresses his frustration at Stevie, who fires back, kicking off a big argument that prompts Mick to suggest they record their parts in separate booths. As night falls, the band fragments. Lindsey stays late, recording guitar overdubs alone. Stevie is in a separate recording booth working out some lyrics.

During a late-night rehearsal, Curry Grant (Jonah Hauer-King), the band’s lighting director and road manager, lingers in the control room, running cables. Christine stays behind to re-record a piano line, John long since gone back to the hotel. Curry brings her a coffee, and compliments the song. She smiles. 

In the morning, the band begins recording "Dreams". Stevie stands barefoot at the mic, eyes closed. Christine plays a simply electric-piano rhythm behind her, careful to not cover up the words. Mick brushes the cymbals softly. John keeps the bass simple, finding the tempo with Mick's drumming. Behind the glass, Lindsey listens with his arms folded. The song is clearly about him. The engineers can sense the tension and turn to Lindsey. He nods for them to keep the tape rolling. Stevie finishes the take and steps out, walking past Lindsey without a word. Later, alone at the console, Lindsey replays Stevie's vocals, absorbing the words, which hit him harder than he expected. He switches off the tape and sits in silence, tapping his fingers against the desk.

Lindsey arrives early one morning, unshaven, fueled by caffeine and anger. He starts pounding a jagged rhythm on his acoustic guitar. Mick hears it from the hallway and joins Lindsey in the recording booth, matching the aggression with his drums, beat for beat. Christine and John soon join as well, finding their places in the song - "Go Your Own Way". By the time Stevie arrives, the others have been at it for hours. She listens to the playback and quickly realizes it is Lindsey's response to her song "Dreams". Stevie soon steps into the vocal booth by herself and records her harmonies for the song, eyes fixed on the floor. 

One night after a stressful recording session, Christine finds herself crying in the stairwell. Curry sits beside her, his hand brushing hers. The two kiss. John finds out. He doesn't yell. He just stops talking to her. 

Weeks stretch into months in the studio as the band juggles recording almost every part separately to avoid confrontation. The studio becomes a maze of closed doors. Stevie and Lindsey record their vocals separately. Christine and John decide to call their marriage quits as well, but keep things professional. Mick leads things, juggling schedules. Engineer Ken Caillat (Scott MacArthur) begins labeling tracks by who could stand to be in the same room together. At night, when most have left, Mick wanders through the dim rooms, touching each instrument. 

One evening, near the end of the sessions, Christine starts improvising a slow, looping piano line. John joins on bass, building something deeper, almost mournful. Lindsey adds a haunting guitar. Mick picks up the rhythm on drums. Then Stevie, listening from the hallway, steps in and begins humming over it. It's the first time since day one that the band has all been in the booth together. They keep playing, finding the song despite the tension between them all. The engineers quietly hit record. Hours later, the band gathers around the console, listening to the playback. No one speaks. The song is called "The Chain."

Months later, the album, Rumours, hits stores. Record shops stack it floor to ceiling. Radio stations play it nonstop. Backstage before a sold-out show, the five members of the band prepare in near silence. Lindsey warms up his guitar. Stevie adjusts her shawl. Christine hums softly to herself. The crowd roars as they walk out one by one. When they start “The Chain,” the audience of 50,000 fans scream every word. Afterward, the backstage area feels like a traveling circus: champagne, flashbulbs, strangers pressing in with offers and powder. Mick moves through it all half-dazed, every handshake another deal, every line of cocaine another blur. Stevie collapses onto a couch still in costume, breathing hard, glitter stuck to her skin. Someone asks for an autograph and she signs without looking up. When the adrenaline of each concert fades, the band sits in hotel suites surrounded by empty glasses, unable to sleep.

Back in Los Angeles, the band begins writing again. Sessions stretch past midnight. Mick and Stevie stay later than the rest. They begin sleeping with each other - something both know will end badly, but they can't seem to help themselves. Lindsey senses it before anyone confirms it. His arguments with Stevie become crueler, sharper, while Mick avoids his eyes completely. Christine tries to stay out of it, focusing on her songs. When the affair with Stevie cools, Mick retreats to a quieter studio to clear his head. A woman from the label’s art department, Sara Recor (Holliday Grainger), is cataloging tour photos. She jokes that the band looks allergic to sunlight in the pictures. He laughs for the first time in weeks.

During the band’s downtime, Stevie drifts toward another familiar face - Don Henley (Joe Alwyn) of the Eagles. He's everything the men of Fleetwood Mac are not - calm, collected. They have a red-hot affair, meeting late at night in recording studios and hotel rooms. For a while, Stevie feels peace. But the drugs never stop. When Stevie discovers she is pregnant with Henley's child, she's already exhausted, her life running entirely on adrenaline and white powder. She disappears for a few days. When she returns, thinner, quieter, no one asks where she’s been. Henley does, once, and she tells him it’s done. He looks at her for a long time before changing the subject - sensing what has happened.

A few weeks later, Stevie visits Henley at his house in the hills. They sit outside near the pool, the city lights below them. He plays her a new demo on acoustic guitar. She tells him it's beautiful. He says he wrote it for someone he couldn’t keep - her. Stevie calmly gets up to leave. Henley watches her drive off down the hill. 

Lindsey decides the band's next album should sound nothing like Rumours. He brings in marching-band recordings, experimental tape loops, anything to shatter expectations. The others nod, too tired and strung out to argue. The studio becomes a maze of cables, percussion instruments, and white lines on every surface. Lindsey doesn't partake in the cocaine like every one else though - the music is clearly his drug. Christine watches the chaos from behind her keyboard. John shows up when called, plays perfectly, leaves early. Mick keeps time through it all, drumming with manic precision. Stevie’s voice is now rougher from years on tour and her spiraling drug use. When the label hears the cost of the sessions, they panic. Ken Caillat mutters to an assistant that the cocaine budget is bigger than the drum budget. The band doesn’t care though - knowing how much money they made the label with their last two albums.

The Tusk tour begins under a cloud of expectation and fatigue. Reviews on the album Tusk are mixed. Audiences still come, but something essential has gone missing. The band members feel disconnected, speaking to each other only when necessary. Backstage one night, Stevie and Mick pass each other without a word. Their affair has ended, leaving only awkward distance. Lindsey breaks a string mid-show and smashes his guitar in frustration - the crowd cheers anyway. Christine finishes her last encore with tears running down her face that no one notices. When the tour finally ends, Mick gathers the band for a quick toast in a hotel suite. They clink glasses, barely smiling. As the others drift out, he stays behind.

The years pass, but the tension and drama do not. In 1987, the band - older and splintered - gathers in a glossy Los Angeles studio to record Tango in the Night. Stevie has just returned from rehab, still unsteady, her movements sharp and restless. Lindsey has buried himself in production, every knob and fader under his control. Mick and John keep to themselves, while Christine tries to hold everyone in orbit through sheer patience. During a late-night session, the tension snaps. Stevie storms into the control room mid-take, eyes glassy, words slurred. She accuses Lindsey of cutting her vocals down in the mix. He shouts back, saying she can’t even sing on time anymore. The fight turns physical - Stevie lunges at him, nails flashing, the rest of the band rushing in to pull her away. The next morning, Lindsey quits. He packs up his guitars, walks past the others without saying goodbye, and leaves the studio.

The years that follow scatter them. Stevie tours solo, her voice raw but magnetic, every performance walking a line between triumph and collapse. Christine retreats to England, buying a cottage by the water and quietly releasing music on her own terms. John keeps playing sessions for others, his drinking finally slowing down. Mick writes a tell-all memoir, claiming honesty but mostly chasing bills. The book’s release reopens wounds the band had barely let scar. Lindsey produces solo albums from his home studio, precise and polished, rarely smiling in interviews. 

In the early 90s, the band reunites briefly to play at President Clinton’s inauguration. The cameras love it, but backstage, they barely speak, and Lindsey refuses to even look at Stevie. After the show, Mick corners her, asking if it felt right. She tells him it felt like pretending. The band scatters again. Stevie records a solo album sober for the first time in years. 

When a producer approaches Mick about a possible MTV special reuniting the original Rumours lineup, he hesitates, then calls Christine. She says she’ll do it if the others will. Stevie says yes before he can finish the sentence. Lindsey takes the longest to answer, but agrees once Mick mentions that Stevie has promised she is sober. 

The five members of the band walk into a rehearsal hall in Burbank one by one. No greetings, just nods. Mick sits behind his kit and starts a slow beat. John joins. Christine smiles faintly and adds piano. Lindsey picks up his guitar. Stevie stands by the mic, waiting. They play "Landslide". The sound isn't perfect, but the chemistry is still clearly there. When the song ends, Stevie and Lindsey glance at each other for the first time in years. Neither speaks. 


RESUME: JOE KEERY

 

Welcome back for another RESUME - a complete breakdown of the careers, reputations, hits, misses, and future outlooks of LRF’s biggest stars. This edition examines the strange and steadily evolving career of Joe Keery, one of LRF’s most unconventional modern leading men.

Joe Keery’s LRF career has never followed a traditional trajectory. Rather than arriving as a polished blockbuster lead or prestige drama prodigy, Keery gradually carved out a niche through eccentric supporting performances, genre experimentation, and increasingly unusual projects. For years, he felt less like a future movie star and more like an actor directors specifically sought out for a certain nervous charm and unpredictability.

Then, unexpectedly, LRF started building films around him.

Between cult horror, legacy superhero storytelling, and increasingly ambitious leading roles, Keery has quietly become one of the studio’s most fascinating wild cards. His filmography remains uneven commercially, but it is also one of the most distinct careers currently developing inside LRF. With The Chain approaching, Keery now stands at an unusual crossroads between cult favorite and genuine mainstream star.




FIRST LRF APPEARANCE --- 7 Days (Season 10)

TOTAL LRF PROJECTS --- 6

GOLDEN REEL AWARDS --- 0

GRA NOMINATIONS --- 0

HIGHEST GROSSING FILM --- Starman ($182,658,305)

BEST REVIEWED FILM --- 7 Days (Metascore: 80)

SIGNATURE GENRE --- Horror / Fantasy 

FREQUENT COLLABORATORS --- None Yet

CURRENT CAREER STATUS --- Cult Favorite Ascending




Joe Keery enters Season 36 as one of LRF’s most difficult stars to categorize — which may ultimately work in his favor. While his commercial track record remains inconsistent, Keery has steadily built credibility through a mixture of cult genre films, ensemble prestige dramas, and eccentric leading performances that increasingly feel tailored specifically to his strengths. More importantly, he has avoided becoming interchangeable with more conventional young leading men.

The success of Phantasm: Awakening and Starman have significantly elevated Keery’s standing within LRF by proving he could anchor large-scale genre properties emotionally rather than simply comedically. Upcoming projects like The Chain may now determine whether he remains a cult-oriented specialty performer or fully crosses over into mainstream awards and commercial territory simultaneously.





SEASON 10 - 7 DAYS
Joe Keery’s LRF debut came in S. Craig Zahler’s brutal revenge thriller 7 Days. Though his role as shady gun supplier Alex was relatively small, the project immediately placed Keery inside serious prestige-adjacent filmmaking alongside performers like Bryan Cranston, Julianne Moore, and Sterling K. Brown.

The film itself became one of LRF’s early critical successes, earning strong reviews and major awards attention, including a Best Actor win for Cranston. Keery’s role was minor, but even early on, his awkward energy and slightly untrustworthy screen presence stood out in memorable ways.

Looking back, 7 Days quietly established the type of morally slippery supporting characters Keery would repeatedly excel at throughout the early part of his career.




SEASON 12 - DAYS WITHOUT END
Keery’s first major dramatic role arrived quickly afterward in Doug Liman’s adaptation of Days Without End.

Playing John Cole opposite Jack Reynor, Keery took on emotionally heavier material within a sweeping frontier war drama centered around violence, survival, and identity in 1850s America. While the film ultimately underperformed financially and received mixed reviews compared to its ambitions, Keery’s performance demonstrated surprising dramatic vulnerability and range.

More importantly, Days Without End revealed that LRF viewed Keery as capable of carrying emotionally serious material far earlier than many audiences likely realized.




SEASON 22 - HOUSE WITHOUT END
After a lengthy absence from major LRF productions, Keery returned in Fede Álvarez’s supernatural horror film House Without End.

Playing Peter Terry, the former boyfriend of Jodie Comer’s Kristy Henderson, Keery once again occupied a supporting role, but his appearance marked an important shift in his career. Horror and surreal genre storytelling increasingly seemed to suit his anxious charisma and slightly uncanny onscreen energy.

Though the film itself received mixed reviews, it performed respectably financially and helped reconnect Keery with genre audiences in a way that would become extremely important later in his career.




SEASON 29 - STARMAN
Then came Starman.

Directed by The Duffer Brothers, the DC Comics adaptation represented the single biggest gamble of Keery’s career to that point. Casting him as Jack Knight — an aimless antique dealer forced into inheriting the Starman mantle — initially felt unconventional for a superhero film lead.

That unconventionality ultimately became the film’s greatest strength.

Rather than attempting to transform Keery into a traditional action hero, Starman embraced his natural awkwardness, melancholy, and offbeat humor. The result was one of LRF’s strangest and most emotionally grounded superhero films. Though the movie’s box office was only modestly successful, audiences strongly connected with Keery’s performance as a reluctant hero struggling with grief and responsibility.

More importantly, Starman fundamentally changed how Keery was viewed within LRF. He was no longer simply an eccentric supporting actor.

He was now a viable leading man.




SEASON 32 - PHANTASM: AWAKENING
If Starman established Keery as a leading actor, Phantasm: Awakening solidified him as a full-fledged genre star.

Directed by David Robert Mitchell and produced by J. J. Abrams, the ambitious reboot of the cult horror franchise paired Keery with Wyatt Oleff as brothers caught in a surreal dimensional nightmare orchestrated by the Tall Man.

Playing Jody Pearson, Keery delivered the most emotionally mature performance of his career so far. Rather than relying on nervous humor or quirky charm, he anchored the film with genuine warmth and tragic heroism, culminating in Jody’s sacrifice during the film’s climax.

Financially and critically, the film became the most successful project of Keery’s career to date. More importantly, it cemented him as one of LRF’s defining faces within modern horror-fantasy storytelling.




SEASON 34 - HEIST SOCIETY
Following the success of Phantasm: Awakening, Keery pivoted sharply back toward lighter material with James Gunn’s adaptation of Heist Society.

Playing charming thief W.W. Hale opposite Kiernan Shipka, Keery seemed perfectly cast on paper for the breezy ensemble caper. Unfortunately, the film became one of LRF’s more notable recent commercial disappointments, underperforming badly despite its recognizable cast and accessible premise.

Even so, Keery himself remained one of the film’s brighter elements. His performance reinforced his growing ability to carry charismatic ensemble material even when the projects themselves fail to fully connect with audiences.





BEST PERFORMANCE --- Phantasm: Awakening
Jody Pearson finally allowed Keery to merge all of his onscreen strengths into one role: vulnerability, humor, emotional sincerity, and quiet heroism.

MOST UNDERRATED PROJECT --- Days Without End
Overshadowed by stronger films later in his career, Days Without End remains one of the earliest indicators of Keery’s dramatic potential.

BIGGEST CAREER GAMBLE --- Starman
Casting Keery as the lead of a DC superhero film initially seemed bizarre. In hindsight, the unconventional casting became the film’s defining strength.

CAREER TURNING POINT --- Starman
Without Starman, it is difficult to imagine Keery becoming the emotional centerpiece of Phantasm: Awakening or leading larger genre productions moving forward.

BEST COLLABORATOR --- The Duffer Brothers
Their understanding of Keery’s unusual leading-man qualities helped unlock the most important phase of his career so far.

MOST SURPRISING PROJECT --- 7 Days
Seeing the future star of Starman and Phantasm: Awakening debut as a shady gun dealer in an ultra-violent Zahler revenge thriller remains one of the stranger starting points to any major LRF career.





THE CHAIN
Keery’s next major project may become the most important film of his career.

Starring opposite Sydney Sweeney in a Fleetwood Mac biopic, Keery will portray Lindsey Buckingham during one of the most emotionally chaotic and creatively explosive periods in the band’s history. The role immediately represents a major tonal shift away from fantasy and horror material, potentially positioning Keery directly inside awards-season territory for the first time.

If successful, The Chain could dramatically redefine his career trajectory.

POTENTIAL FRANCHISE FUTURE
Though no official announcements have been made, both Starman and Phantasm: Awakening appear positioned for possible continuations. Given Keery’s growing association with both properties, LRF may quietly be building multiple long-term genre franchises around him simultaneously.


RESUME will continue tracking the hits, misses, risks, reinventions, and legacies of LRF’s biggest stars in future editions. Stay tuned.

Monday, August 17, 2026

SOCIAL SPOTLIGHT

 

Actors don’t just light up the screen — they light up the feed. Social Spotlight takes a look at how today’s stars promote their movies through the platforms that matter.

This round we have an Instagram post from The Chain star Joe Keery....



THE NUMBERS: HIGHEST PAID OF SEASON 36

 

As another season of Last Resort Films gets ready to come to a close, we are going to look at the highest paid talents of Season 36 in this latest edition of The Numbers. 






T-10. Chloe Grace Moretz - $12 million

- Fading Star - $12 million


T-10. Jared Leto - $12 million

- Gray - $12 million


T-10. Russell Crowe - $12 million

- The Song of Roland - $12 million


9. Glen Powell - $13 million

- Fletch - $13 million


8. Jacob Elordi - $15 million

- Assassin's Creed: Eternal - $15 million


7. Dwayne Johnson - $15 million

- Donkey Kong Country - $15 million


6. Vin Diesel - $15 million

- Lobo - $15 million


5. Timothee Chalamet - $15 million

- Gray - $15 million


4. Chris Evans - $16 million

- The Bounty Hunter - $16 million


3. Sydney Sweeney - $18 million

- The Chain - $18 million


2. Jason Momoa - $20 million

- Boba Fett - $20 million


1. Ryan Gosling - $20 million

- Stretch Armstrong - $20 million

Sunday, August 16, 2026

Release: Tales from the Crypt

 

Tales from the Crypt
Genre: Horror
Directors: Michael Dougherty (Fangs of Fate), Bryan Bertino (The Last Supper), Ti West (Drawn to Death), Til Death Do Us Part (Andy Muschietti)
Writer: Joshua Collins
Based on the television series and EC Comics property
Cast: RJ Cyler, Diedrich Bader, Dan Fogler, Sam Worthington, Katheryn Winnick, Logan Miller, Kathryn Newton, Ryder Allen, Christopher Meloni, Anna Akana, Emilia Clarke, Christoph Waltz, Asher Angel, John Kassir (voice)

Budget: $32,000,000
Domestic Box Office: $30,770,563
Foreign Box Office: $18,139,592
Total Profit: -$11,300,995

Reaction: Even with a brand name attached, horror (or really any genre) anthology films are tough thing to sell to modern audiences on the big screen.




"As an anthology, Tales from the Crypt is predictably uneven, with strong premises that don’t always stick the landing. Some segments feel rushed, while others overstay their welcome, and the tonal shifts between horror and comedy don’t always blend smoothly. The cast is game—particularly Dan Fogler and Emilia Clarke—but a few stories lean too heavily on familiar “twist” endings. It’s fun in spurts, but lacks consistency." - Robert Avery, San Jose Mercury


"The biggest problem with Tales from the Crypt isn’t any one segment—it’s the format itself. By returning to a patchwork anthology, the film abandons the stronger, feature-length storytelling approach of earlier entries in favor of a hodgepodge of half-ideas that never fully develop. None of the segments feel fresh or inventive, leaning heavily on familiar “ironic punishment” beats without adding anything new to the formula. Even the Crypt Keeper’s presence, while nostalgic, can’t mask the sense that this is a step backward for the property. What should feel like a revival instead plays like a retread." - Cooper Wilson, The Earl Hays Press


"Tales from the Crypt is a bloody, darkly comedic return to form, capturing the spirit of the original series with a modern edge. The anthology structure works well, with “Fangs of Fate” and “Drawn to Death” standing out as especially creative and satisfying entries. The Crypt Keeper remains the film’s MVP, delivering pun-filled transitions with infectious energy. While not every segment lands equally, the film’s mix of horror, humor, and moral irony makes it a consistently entertaining ride." - Owens Poppins, RogerEbert.com




Rated R for strong bloody violence, gore, sexual content, and language throughout.





TOP 10 Joshua Collins Adaptations

 

Sherman J. Pearson here for another Top 10. Writer Joshua Collins has had a better original/adaptation balance than most since he joined the LRF ranks back in Season 21 - almost 50-50. This time around, I decided to look at his adaptations.

Top 10 Joshua Collins Adaptations
10. Gigantor
9. Knight Rider
8. Watch Dogs
7. Tales from the Crypt
6. Krueger
5. ThunderCats
4. Calvin and Hobbes
3. The Flintstones (w/ Lon Charles)
2. EarthBound
1. Nineteen Minutes

Saturday, August 15, 2026

Now Showing: Tales from the Crypt

 

Tales from the Crypt
Genre: Horror
Directors: Michael Dougherty (Fangs of Fate), Bryan Bertino (The Last Supper), Ti West (Drawn to Death), Til Death Do Us Part (Andy Muschietti)
Writer: Joshua Collins
Based on the television series and EC Comics property
Cast: RJ Cyler, Diedrich Bader, Dan Fogler, Sam Worthington, Katheryn Winnick, Logan Miller, Kathryn Newton, Ryder Allen, Christopher Meloni, Anna Akana, Emilia Clarke, Christoph Waltz, Asher Angel, John Kassir (voice)

Plot: Before the film starts, we get a great callback to the shows opening, as the credits roll, we get a tour of the iconic creepy castle of the Crypt Keeper.

The camera pans into a dimly lit alley, where the unmistakable sound of growls and jeers echoes. Our host, The Crypt Keeper (voiced by John Kassir), steps into view, holding a dog leash, which is attached to a dog-skeleton. Crypt Keeper says "Now play dead, Spot!" when the dog doesn't move, Keeper says, "Good boy!"

"Welcome, boils and ghouls, to tonight’s tail-wagging tale of terror. It's a story about loyalty, betrayal, and a beastly bite of karma. I call it... 'Fangs of Fate.'"

*FANGS OF FATE*

Marcus "Mad Dog" Malone (RJ Cyler) is a seasoned hustler in the grimy underworld of illegal dog fighting. His prized pit bulls had dominated the ring for years, but lately, his luck had turned sour. Too many losses. Too many bruised egos. He needed an ace in the hole.

That’s when he heard whispers about a black-market auction. Word was they had something special—something that could turn the tide.

The auction was held in an abandoned warehouse, its air thick with desperation and greed. Under flickering fluorescent lights, Marcus spotted it—a dog unlike any he’d ever seen.

The beast was massive, with jet-black fur that shimmered like oil and eyes that burned an eerie shade of amber. When it growled, the room seemed to tremble.

“What’s the breed?” Marcus asked the auctioneer (Diedrich Bader), a wiry man with a permanent sneer.

“Exotic,” the man replied, grinning. “It’s got a killer instinct like nothing else. Yours for $10,000.”

Marcus didn’t hesitate. He shelled out the cash and named the beast "Lucifer."

Lucifer would live up to his name. In the ring, he was unstoppable. No dog could match his speed, his ferocity. The winnings poured in, and Marcus reveled in his newfound dominance.

But then came the fight against a dog called "Goliath." Goliath was eerily similar to Lucifer—black fur, glowing eyes, and a savage growl that shook the cage.

The battle was brutal. Teeth gnashed, blood sprayed, and the crowd roared. For the first time, Lucifer faltered. Goliath lunged with a feral howl, pinning Lucifer to the ground. When the dust settled, Lucifer lay defeated.

Furious, Marcus dragged Lucifer back to his van.
“You worthless mutt!” he screamed, kicking the dog. Lucifer snarled but didn’t fight back. His glowing eyes dimmed, and he slinked into the shadows of the van.

That night, Marcus chained Lucifer in the basement, muttering curses as he went to bed.

Around midnight, Marcus was jolted awake by a chilling sound. A Full Moon peering through Marcus' bedroom window as a low, guttural howl echoes through the house.

“Stupid dog,” he muttered, grabbing a bat.

As he descended the creaking basement stairs, the growling grew louder, deeper. At the bottom, he stopped cold. Marcus attempts to holler at the dog to 'shut up or I'm selling you to the Chinese restaurant down the block'

Lucifer was no longer chained. Marcus prepares for a fight, holding his bat up as a defense weapon. Lucifer stood on both legs, bigger than ever before. Growling, snarling, setting his sights on Marcus.

“Wha—what the hell are you?” Marcus stammered.

The creature lunged. Marcus attempted to swing the bat, but it only broke across Lucifer's face. Marcus screamed as claws ripped into his flesh. Teeth sank into his shoulder, and a searing pain shot through his body.

Marcus wakes up, and realizes he's somehow still alive, but his body felt wrong. His muscles bulged unnaturally, his senses were razor-sharp, and his skin prickled with an insatiable itch.

In a mirror, he saw the truth. His face was no longer human, but a werewolf: Fangs, Fur, glowing eyes.
Lucifer sat in the corner, now back to his dog form, watching with a knowing gaze.

The black market auction was buzzing the following night. In the center of the room stood a new cage: Marcus.
The auctioneer grinned at the crowd.

“Ladies and gentlemen, tonight’s special item—an exotic breed guaranteed to dominate the ring. Bidding starts at $20,000!”
Lucifer sat nearby, tail wagging as his amber eyes gleamed with amusement, as bidders shout out their numbers.

"Looks like Marcus bit off more than he could chew. Now he’s the one on a short leash. Careful what you bargain for, my friends, or you might find yourself in the doghouse... permanently!"

Crypt Keeper laughs, and introduces the next segment:

"The next course on the menu this evening, is a deliciously twisted tale of betrayal, revenge and a killer appetite for Justice. Bon appétit, my frightful foodies. I call this little slice of terror: The Last Supper."

*THE LAST SUPPER*

A beat-up pickup truck is driven by drifter, known as George (Dan Fogler), while George seems to carry himself well, he does seem to be haunted by the idea that someone is watching him. He once stalked and killed a college girl, Amanda, who turned down his advances. He killed her, slept with her corpse and left her in the woods, never being caught.
The truck starts to break down in a rural area. While most houses are few and far apart on this road, he goes door to door looking for help, but is finally answered by home owners: Frank (Sam Worthington) and Ginger (Katheryn Winnick).
While Frank and Ginger are welcoming to George's presence, there does seem to be something off about them. George notices they do have Christian imagery around their house, so he does try to relax. Frank hones in on a ring George is wearing and gets suspicious, but keeps quiet.
George settles onto a chair in the living room, Ginger offers him some "Stuffed Eggs," implying as Christians, they can't call them Deviled Eggs. On the TV, George notices a news report about how. Amanda's killer is still at large. George changes the channels and Frank brings up the ring, complimenting it, and George saying "man when you're a drifter like me, you can find the most bizarre things out there in the world." When George asks to see it, he notices the engraving on the ring was a message to Amanda from him. George tries to cover, saying the ring was for his own daughter, but she didn't want it. Frank says 'but you said you found this' and George dismisses Frank's suspicion, saying 'Yeah, I found it buried in the dirt at my daughter's house.'
George excuses himself to the bathroom and walks out to the front porch. He makes a phone call to an unknown person, saying he’s safe and a god-fearing couple are putting him up for the night. He tells them too bad he can’t risk leaving witnesses alive. “I’ll just feed them some BS about going to heaven, some stupid crap like that they’ll like.” With their backs turned to him, he points a ‘finger gun’ at them and mimes shooting them.
Frank meets Ginger in the kitchen and shows her the ring, Ginger wants to break down and cry, but Frank tells her they can't let him know that they know...or let him leave. Ginger agrees, "just like the rest of them"
The dinner feels tense and awkward, but the couple do their best to host George as they both play cat-and-mouse not giving away too much, but also curious about each other. Frank makes a confession, something silly he thinks God would easily forgive him for. He asks George if he has anything he’d like to confess. George declines. Ginger leads the table to prayer, mentioning their daughter not by name, but praying for her. The details get George’s attention, but he brushes it off.
George is ready for bed, but Ginger seduces him. Frank stands in the doorway watching, George notices and is about to say something, but Frank smiles, nods and walks away. With that approving nod, George relaxes and sleeps with Ginger. While they have sex, Frank is setting up a kill-room in the barn.
The next morning, George walks into the living room and sees framed pictures of Amanda on the walls and the tables. A home movie is playing on the TV, showing Amanda and her parents on a vacation. Just as George realizes what he walked into, Frank sneaks up and subdues him with Chloroform.
When George wakes up, he's strapped down in the barn. Ginger and Frank stare at him in the barn. "You like our museum? It's not the Lourve, but it is something, ain't it?" Frank asks. George looks around and sees mangled bodies hanging from the rafters of the barn. Ginger points at a few of the bodies, identifying their names and their crimes. Frank says they fill the cracks the law leaves behind.
Frank asks if Ginger wants to do the honors, offering her a chainsaw. Ginger cranks it up, "Where should I start?" She points the saw blade at different parts of George's body. "Eeny...meeny..miny..." she points it at George's crotch, "Moe"
"That's gonna be a real good juicy cut baby," Frank says.
George screams as Ginger begins the cut.

In the final scene, Frank and Ginger are enjoying a cooked meal of George's flesh. "What should we do with the rest of him?" Ginger asks. "Feed him to the pigs," Frank says.
We see the Crypt Keeper putting a dead person's head in the microwave. "Now wasn't that simply a dish to die for? I guess you could say George got his just desserts. You know what they always say, kiddies. Revenge is a dish best served George."
Crypt Keeper laughs. "That's not all, kiddies, we're about halfway through. If you're still alive that is."
"While you've been enjoying the last stories, I've been painting my masterpiece," he shows the audience a self-portrait. "This reminds me of our next devilish doodle. A tale of passion, ambition and a few sketchy decisions. A starving artist who should have left well enough alone, but he penciled himself into a corner. I call this chilling creation: Drawn to Death."

*Drawn to Death*

Derek Sanderson (Logan Miller) is at the end of his rope. Once a promising artist, he now scraped by on commission work, hawking uninspired sketches to uninterested passersby. His dreams of fame and fortune felt as faded as the paint peeling from the walls of his tiny apartment. He is a janitor at a huge corporation and gets treated like crap from employees and especially the CEO (Christopher Meloni). He gets rejected by his crush, a coworker named Darlene (Kathryn Newton).

One gray afternoon, while perusing a dusty flea market, Derek stumbled upon an ornate, leather-bound sketchbook. An Asian seller (Anna Akana) tells Derek about the sketchbook. Its cover was engraved with swirling, eldritch symbols that seemed to writhe under his fingertips. The vendor, a stooped old man with eyes like smoldering coals, grinned as he handed it over for a pittance.

"Careful what you create," the salesperson says, his voice like rustling paper. "Every masterpiece demands a price."

That night, he tested it out, sketching a simple apple. Moments after his pencil left the page, the fruit appeared on his desk, vivid and real. Stunned, Derek bites into it. Curiosity outweighs caution as Derek pushes forward. He sketched a wad of cash. A sinister grin is lays on his face.

Derek's descent into depravity begins the next day. A rival artist, whose gallery opening Derek had envied for years, became his first human subject. Derek drew a grotesque caricature of the man, slouched and lifeless. The following morning, the artist’s death was all over the news—an apparent stroke.

"Unfortunate," Derek said with a smirk, but deep down, he reveled in the power at his fingertips.

As weeks passed, Derek uses the sketchbook to climb the social ladder. Darlene finds herself madly in love after he sketched their romance, they have sex everywhere in the office, on the ride home and to the mansion he drew in place of his apartment. He drew his tyrannical boss throwing himself out of the window, and Derek promoted to CEO of the company overnight.

Derek is at a coffee shop. He draws himself as the "1000th customer" so he gets a free cup of coffee. On the TV is a press conference for The Governor. Derek overhears some female patrons saying "I would fuck whoever put a bullet in that asshole's head."
Derek quickly draws the Governor being shot at, and instantly on live TV, gunshots are heard, the Governor falls over and crowds scream.
Derek reveals to them that he called on the hit, they believe him when they see the drawing, and he has a threesome with the girls.

A few years later, Derek is bored. He's got everything he could ever ask for at his fingertips, money/fame/power. He's married to Darlene and has a son: Matthew. He is frustrated with his boredom and takes it out on Darlene and Matthew. He knows even if Darlene tries to leave, he would just draw her back to him.
When Matthew witnesses Derek beating on his mom and then on him, Matthew comes across Derek's sketchpad. As he looks through the pictures, he notices things Derek drew had come to life.
Matthew draws he and his mother escaping the house as it becomes engulfed in flames, leaving Derek to die in the blaze. Suddenly the house begins to catch fire. Derek finds Matthew holding the sketchbook, asks what he drew. Matthew tosses the sketchbook at Derek, he flips through it. Darlene and Matthew scramble to escape the house, as Derek scrambles to try to stop the fire, but it's too late: He catches fire and dies.
The sketchbook on the other hand, the only thing left unscathed.
We see the Crypt Keeper dressed in a wedding gown, "I guess you could say Derek's dreams of being a famous artist went up in flames," he says, followed by his signature laugh.
"And now for our final fright of the night kiddies tells the story of a young bride mourning the loss of her dear ATM. But don't worry, she's not just burying the past. She's digging herself into a nice deep hole. I call this tale: Till Death Do Us Part.

*Til Death Do Us Part*

Caroline (Emilia Clarke) is a serial gold digger who preys on wealthy men: and they turn up dead after a while, so she can steal their money. After just another funeral for the husband she had killed, she sits out on the big pool deck at her new mansion as the fellow landscaper/pool boy, Evan (Asher Angel), and very young man just trying to get through college, works on her yard.
She flirts and seduces Evan, after which she reveals to him what she does. Evan asks if she's ever afraid of being caught, and she assures him that nobody would ever suspect her. She says she plans on marrying her next victim, wealthy billionaire, Victor (Christoph Waltz), and will cut Evan in on the money.
Caroline meets Victor at a wealthy elite party, where she lays on the charm and successfully gets Victor to agree to marrying her immediately. Victor has some charm and charisma himself, even has his own kids who he talks to on the phone from time to time.
He may be an old man, but he's not too far gone. Victor is well liked among his community: charitable, helpful and respectful toward Caroline. Traits even Caroline didn't see in the few husband's she's had before. In a way, she pities him, but she knows what has to be done.
She tells Evan to give Victor a respectable death. Evan demands a higher percentage and after an argument, she agrees to a 50/50 cut. One evening before Caroline goes out, she puts her makeup on, telling her reflection that a 50/50 cut won’t be so bad when she flees town before the kid realizes his balls dropped.

Evan is about to do the deed while Caroline is out, setting up the stage for a break-in gone bad. But before Evan can succeed in the hit, Victor catches him and points his gun at him.
Victor reveals to Evan that he knows all about Caroline and her plan. "I was born during the day, but I wasn't born yesterday. You'd think after the death of her 2nd husband they would have gotten her by now."
Evan is scared, tries to talk Victor out of killing him, Victor assures him he's not going to kill him, and there's nothing Evan can give him either. He offers to double what she was gonna give him to pull off a hit on her.
When Caroline arrives home, she rehearses her reaction and phone call to the police. She walks in the house to find Evan sitting alone in a chair in the quiet mansion, Evan tells her 'he did it' and offers to show her where the body is. She follows him out to her car, he pops open the trunk. "Where's his bod.." she asks before she is knocked out and placed in the trunk by Victor and Evan.
Caroline wakes up, tied to an anchor on Victor's yacht. Victor and Evan step into her vision. "Why do you think it was so easy for me to agree to marry you?" Victor asks her, wanting to end her reign of terror. Caroline tries to negotiate for her life with Evan, but Evan turns her down, "Why should I split it when you'll just have me killed a week later?" Evan asks her.
"But you're different, Evan. I love you," She says.
"You don't love anyone but yourself," Evan sneers, he let's the anchor drop. Caroline watches the chain unravel. She tries to give a final offer to Evan, but the anchor pulls her under the water.
Evan looks overboard, impressed with how it looked, "Wow, just like in the cartoons!" He says, but there's the sound of a knife being shoved into his back. Victor stares at him with a cold look, "You know how I got so rich, Evan? I got paid a lot of money for taking out scumbags like you. First rule of being a hitman? Watch your back." He shoves Evan into the water. “You should have stuck with mowing lawns, kid.”
Victor cleans up the blood off his yacht and drives the yacht away. As he drives the boat, he gets a call from one of his kids: his granddaughters birthday is near. He speaks to her like a sweet grandfather, asking her how old she's gonna be and acting wildly impressed. Evan's dead body sinks into the watery abyss.

The Crypt Keeper reappears, "Looks like Caroline and her boy toy learned the hard way that greed doesn't float. I guess they're anchored down now," he laughs.
"Well that's about all the tide we have today, kiddies. I'll see you next fear!" He says, with one more iconic maniacal laugh.