Monday, July 27, 2026

HISTORY LESSON (SEASON 15)

 

Welcome to History Lesson, where we take a closer look at the movies that dare to tackle real-life events with varying levels of accuracy, drama, and WTF casting choices. These films promise to educate and entertain, but more often than not, they rewrite history with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. We’ll be your guide through the land of miscast biopics, dramatic embellishments, and historical “inspired-by” liberties, breaking down whether these flicks are Golden Reel Award-worthy masterpieces or just a big-budget Wikipedia summary. Either way, it’s more fun than your high school history class—and there’s popcorn.

This time around we will take a look at Season 15's fact-based slate....




HISTORY LESSON: TO THE MAX
To The Max is a gloriously ridiculous romp that transforms a true-crime tale into a Guy Fieri-flavored fever dream, complete with flaming exhausts and frosted tips. The film dances between a dark comedy and a heist movie, taking itself about as seriously as an infomercial for donkey sauce. Director Matt Spicer and writers Lon Charles and Chad Taylor somehow meld absurdity with just enough sincerity to keep you invested in Max Wade’s chaotic descent from high school hotshot to inmate in solitary. Historical accuracy? Forget about it. This is less a fact-based account and more what would happen if Ferris Bueller took a hard left into Breaking Bad.

Noah Centineo as Max Wade feels like an inspired yet risky choice, portraying a kid whose overconfidence and entitlement are both infuriating and strangely endearing. Rob Lowe and Kathryn Hahn as his clueless parents steal every scene they’re in, embodying the kind of affluence-induced neglect that practically screams, “We didn’t sign up for this!” But let’s get to the real standout: Guy Fieri playing himself as the victim of an epic car heist. His tearful courtroom monologue about his Lamborghini as a symbol of his immigrant grandfather’s American Dream deserves an honorary Golden Reel Award for sheer audacity. The fact that this scene feels both ridiculous and weirdly moving encapsulates the tone of the whole film. Much like Flavortown itself, To The Max is absurd, over-the-top, and oddly captivating.




HISTORY LESSON: THE SECOND LIFE OF JOHN WILKES BOOTH
The Second Life of John Wilkes Booth is an unapologetically wild historical reimagining that has Quentin Tarantino’s fingerprints all over it — minus the gratuitous blood sprays (well, mostly). The film plays fast and loose with history, taking the infamous assassin from infamous to incognito in record time. Is it historically accurate? About as accurate as a history book written by a drunk time traveler. Booth faking his death, marrying a schoolteacher, and reciting the Gettysburg Address? Sure, why not! It’s bold, absurd, and surprisingly poignant, leaning into the “what if?” fantasy in a way only Tarantino could greenlight without blinking.

The casting is as eclectic as the plot. Emile Hirsch as John Wilkes Booth is a gutsy choice — his smirking charisma perfectly captures the deranged narcissism of the infamous actor-turned-assassin, though at times he leans more tortured artist than political zealot. Colin Farrell as the dogged journalist Langford Upham is pure gold, playing a character who seems one missed clue away from starring in his own HBO miniseries. Michael Madsen’s hard-drinking ex-Confederate Moody Suggs steals every scene he’s in, though one wonders if Madsen just wandered onto set, bottle in hand, and Tarantino decided to roll with it. And Margaret Qualley as Booth’s unwitting, sweet-natured wife feels like the moral compass this swirling fever dream needs. It’s a cast that’s somehow both pitch-perfect and completely off the rails, which makes the film feel like history as retold in a bar fight.




HISTORY LESSON: MISFIT
Misfit dramatizes the production of The Misfits, but don’t expect historical accuracy to be its priority. Gus Van Sant helms this moody, slow-burn biopic where everyone’s sweating — literally and metaphorically — on a chaotic Nevada film set. Joaquin Phoenix stars as Montgomery Clift, a man grappling with his post-accident insecurities, closeted desires, and an addiction to painkillers, because nothing says "method acting" like suffering. Christina Hendricks steps into Marilyn Monroe's shoes, navigating forgotten lines, a crumbling marriage, and lingering stares from both her husband Arthur Miller (Peter Sarsgaard) and Clift. Meanwhile, George Clooney’s Clark Gable smokes, swaggers, and undermines Miller’s script for fun. The film paints a sweltering picture of Hollywood glam gone wrong, but whether these personal dramas happened exactly as depicted? Well, let’s just say that the Nevada heat isn’t the only thing embellishing this tale.

The movie doesn’t let truth get in the way of a good story, leaning into every tortured Hollywood trope imaginable. Did Marilyn and Monty bond over shared insecurities while she cradled his head? Maybe in another lifetime. Was there an unspoken cowboy love story between Monty and his wrangler? Sure, if that helps the screenplay get into Sundance. And while Hendricks impresses as Monroe, some moments feel more fanfic than fact, like the Confidential headline scandal conveniently sparking jealousy and diversion. By the time Gable collapses post-production, the film almost asks you to believe the set’s dysfunction killed him. Misfit tries to be a tribute to its tragic icons but ends up as an oddly glamorous therapy session for Hollywood’s most brooding era.




HISTORY LESSON: KURT & COURTNEY: ALL APOLOGIES
Kurt & Courtney: All Apologies is the grunge-era melodrama you didn’t know you needed — and maybe didn’t. Director David Robert Mitchell spins this chaotic love story into a hazy fever dream, and while Ben Foster and Riley Keough embody the tragedy of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, their performances are overshadowed by the sheer gall of this script. Foster is convincing as a mumbling, heroin-addled Cobain, but it’s Keough’s Love who takes the spotlight — part raging hurricane, part unhinged comedy relief. Unfortunately, the film leans so hard into their dysfunction it often feels like it’s daring you to yell, "We get it, they were messy!" Nicholas Braun as Krist Novoselic deserves a special mention for looking like he wandered onto set straight from an indie comedy about a guy who owns too many flannels.

As for historical accuracy, let’s just say the movie is about as faithful as Courtney allegedly was in 1993. Did Love actually administer naloxone like a roadie moonlighting as a paramedic? Doubtful. And Kurt’s handwritten greenhouse note, feverishly scribbled before his tragic end? Pure biopic speculation, because the filmmakers apparently decided reality wasn’t dramatic enough. The movie’s absurdity peaks with Bruce Dern as William S. Burroughs — because, sure, why not? But for all its faults, the film is completely watchable, much like watching a slow-motion train derailment set to Smells Like Teen Spirit. If nothing else, it’s proof that the grunge era was both glorious and gloriously unhinged.

Sunday, July 26, 2026

PREMIERE MAGAZINE #357

 

The Roundup with Jeff Stockton (Season 36 Round 7)

 

We're 21 films into Season 36 now following a seventh round where not every ambitious swing connected, and a couple of performances left me scratching my head. Here's The Roundup....



SOUNDTRACKS
Remember when I was wondering whether Season 36 was ever going to have any memorable soundtracks? Yeah... I can officially retire that concern. With Voice becoming the seventh soundtrack-heavy release of the season, the Golden Reel race for Best Soundtrack has quietly become one of the most competitive categories on the board. Will Voice actually make the final nominee list? I'm honestly not sure. But that's almost beside the point.

The important thing is that we've reached the stage where there are legitimate contenders fighting for spots rather than simply filling out a ballot. 1995 still feels like the benchmark for me, but several films have now entered the conversation, and that's exactly what you want from an awards category. Healthy competition makes for better awards seasons.


THE SONG OF ROLAND
This is exactly what I want from a historical epic. Big scope. Strong writing. Excellent craftsmanship. An ensemble cast that actually feels worthy of the material.

No, I don't think The Song of Roland reaches the lofty heights of John Malone and Chad Taylor's Caesar Trilogy. Those films remain the gold standard for large-scale historical storytelling within LRF. But Brady Corbet directs with real confidence, Jimmy Ellis delivers another sturdy screenplay, and the production never loses sight of the emotional tragedy underneath all the spectacle.



THE HULK 3
Now this feels like the Hulk franchise again. One of the smartest decisions this production made was bringing Mark Newton back after he sat out The Hulk 2. That second film had moments, but HG Hansen's screenplay always felt overstuffed and oddly unfocused. It was a movie constantly fighting itself. The Hulk 3 feels far more confident.

Newton clearly understands Bruce Banner as both a character and a franchise. The emotional conflict lands better, the pacing is tighter, and the movie finally recaptures the balance between monster movie, superhero spectacle, and psychological drama that made the first film so effective. Instead of feeling like another sequel, this feels like the series getting back on track. That's exactly what a third installment should accomplish.


VOICE
I spent most of this movie asking myself one question. "What exactly is this trying to be?" A musical? A cyberpunk noir? A futuristic thriller? The answer seemed to be... yes.

Unfortunately, that combination never quite came together for me. Johnny Mercer has already demonstrated enough talent that I'm convinced he's a writer worth following. But this felt like the kind of project where an emerging writer reached for four different genres simultaneously before fully mastering one. Every individual ingredient had potential. Together, they constantly competed for attention instead of complementing one another. There's a good movie hiding inside Voice. This version just couldn't find it.


JONATHAN BAILEY
Let me be clear. Jonathan Bailey gives a perfectly respectable performance. This isn't about bad acting. This is about presence. When you're playing Roland — the legendary knight whose name is literally in the title — I need to believe people would follow you into certain death. I need that larger-than-life screen presence that historical epics demand. I just... didn't feel it.

Bailey is undeniably talented, but I continue to struggle seeing him as a traditional movie star leading man. There's a difference between carrying scenes and commanding them. He handled the material competently, but he never quite passed what I call the "eye test." Every time another major actor shared the screen with him, my attention drifted toward the supporting cast. Sometimes charisma can't really be taught.


RACHEL ZEGLER
This is going to sound harsh, but it's something I've been thinking for a while. Rachel Zegler can absolutely sing. Nobody should question that. What I continue to question is whether audiences actually enjoy spending two hours with her as a leading lady.

For me, there's an undeniable smugness to her on-screen persona that keeps creating distance between the character and the audience. Maybe that's unfair. Maybe it's simply the kinds of roles she's been playing. But movie stardom isn't just about talent—it's about making people want to root for you. I never quite get that feeling with Zegler. She's unquestionably gifted. I just don't find her especially likable as a screen presence, and for someone being positioned as a major leading actress, that's a difficult hurdle to overcome.

Saturday, July 25, 2026

ON LOCATION (SEASON 36 ROUND 7)

 

Voice
- Johannesburg, South Africa


The Hulk 3
- Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

- Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA


The Song of Roland
- Loarre, Spain

Box Office Breakdown (Season 36 Round 7)

 

VOICE
Budget: $34,000,000
Total Box Office: $23,437,788
Total Profit: -$30,010,007


One of the season's more unconventional releases struggled to find a theatrical audience, as its blend of thriller, science fiction, and musical elements proved to be a difficult sell. Despite the disappointing financial result, the film represents only the second outing for a promising young LRF writer.

BOX OFFICE FACT
Voice is just the second screenplay from Johnny Mercer. After beginning his LRF career with the profitable Zorro last season, Mercer experiences his first box office disappointment.

GENRE RANKINGS
Thriller: #136
Sci-Fi: #153
Musical: #26




THE HULK 3
Budget: $190,000,000
Total Box Office: $641,110,407
Total Profit: $188,390,403


Bruce Banner continued to be one of LRF's most dependable franchise stars as The Hulk 3 narrowly missed Blockbuster status while becoming one of the season's defining theatrical successes. The film further solidifies the Hulk trilogy as one of the studio's strongest long-running superhero properties.

BOX OFFICE FACT
With the release of The Hulk 3, the franchise has now generated more than $1.84 billion worldwide across its three LRF films.

GENRE RANKINGS
Action: #70
Sci-Fi: #29
Superhero: #47




THE SONG OF ROLAND
Budget: $84,000,000
Total Box Office: $263,839,608
Total Profit: $71,103,394


Historical epics continue to be a reliable investment for LRF (when they work), with The Song of Roland delivering another healthy theatrical return. Strong audience interest and disciplined spending helped the film become one of the season's most profitable non-franchise releases.

BOX OFFICE FACT
The Song of Roland marks Jonathan Bailey's sixth LRF film and his fourth profitable release, with this becoming the highest-grossing film of his LRF career.

GENRE RANKINGS
Historical: #12
Epic: #6



Season 36 Round 6 Total Box Office:
$928,387,803

Season 36 Round 6 Total Profit:
$229,483,790

Round 7 became one of Season 36's strongest financial outings, powered by the one-two punch of The Hulk 3 and The Song of Roland. Those two films more than compensated for the disappointment of Voice, producing the season's second-highest profit total.



Season 36 Total Box Office:
$4,296,970,299

Season 36 Total Profit:
$867,649,340

With three rounds remaining, Season 36 sits within striking distance of the $1 billion profit milestone, but the road ahead remains important. While the season has produced an impressive collection of commercial hits — including Boba Fett, Donkey Kong Country, The Hulk 3, Lobo, and Assassin's Creed: Eternal — a series of notable bombs has kept the overall financial picture from becoming one of LRF's truly elite campaigns.

SEASON 36 BOX OFFICE STANDINGS
1. Boba Fett — $763,673,771 👑
2. Donkey Kong Country — $720,434,668 👑
3. The Hulk 3 — $641,110,407 👑
4. Lobo — $480,893,956 🔥
5. Assassin's Creed: Eternal — $421,105,411 🔥
6. The Song of Roland — $263,839,608 💰
7. Luke Cage: The Purple Man — $249,978,106 💰
8. Stretch Armstrong — $144,189,611 ☠️
9. Fletch — $123,159,160 💰
10. Echoes of Red — $82,814,137 💰
11. Double Date — $80,369,160 💰
12. Gray — $62,441,218 💣
13. Darkness — $43,316,174 💰
14. 1995 — $40,003,252 💰
15. Pirouette — $39,100,555 📉
16. Three Rounds — $34,386,590 💣
17. The Quiet Between Us — $26,319,562 📉
18. Heartbeat — $25,404,407 💣
19. Voice — $23,437,788 💣
20. Diary of a Wimpy Kid — $18,000,669 💣
21. 1016 West Monroe — $12,992,089 💣

Friday, July 24, 2026

LRF TRIVIA TIDBITS (SEASON 36 ROUND 7)

 

Round 7 of Season 36 is all about careers in perspective. One newcomer arrives with something to prove, another filmmaker continues an exclusive relationship with a single franchise, and a rising auteur comes full circle after first appearing in LRF on the other side of the camera.

VOICE
Voice marks Rachel Zegler's long-awaited LRF debut, but unfortunately continues a difficult commercial stretch for the young actress. The film follows a pair of recent box office disappointments outside the studio — Snow White and Y2K — making Voice another challenging chapter in an otherwise promising early career.

THE HULK 3
Leigh Whannell has become synonymous with LRF’s Hulk franchise. All three Hulk films released by the studio have been directed by Whannell, and the trilogy currently makes up his entire LRF filmography, giving him one of the most franchise-specific directing résumés in the studio's history.

THE SONG OF ROLAND
Long before earning acclaim behind the camera, Brady Corbet first appeared in LRF as an actor. He held supporting roles in Flicker, a Season 2 Best Picture nominee, and The Informers in Season 3. Since then, Corbet has successfully transitioned into directing, first earning Golden Reel recognition for Splendour (earning a Best Director nomination in addition to the film winning Best Picture in Season 33) and now following it up with The Song of Roland.

Release: The Song of Roland

 

The Song of Roland 
Genre: Historical / Epic
Director: Brady Corbet
Writer: Jimmy Ellis
Based on the 11th century poem
Cast: Jonathan Bailey, Russell Crowe, Jonny Lee Miller, Javier Bardem, Callum Turner, Ali Suliman, James McArdle, David Wilmot, Indira Varma

Budget: $84,000,000
Domestic Box Office: $100,078,303
Foreign Box Office: $163,761,305
Total Profit: $71,103,394

Reaction: Big budget historical films can be dicey at the box office, so we're happy this one made such a sizable profit. The star-studded cast and critical darling directer certainly didn't hurt this one.




"Brady Corbet’s The Song of Roland plays like a cinematic lament, embracing ritual and repetition to elevate its tragedy into myth. Jonathan Bailey is just okay as the film's anchor, but it’s Russell Crowe’s weary, haunted Charlemagne that gives the story its emotional gravity, while Javier Bardem brings a layered desperation to Marsilla, avoiding simple villainy. The film’s austere style won’t be for everyone, but its commitment to tone and theme makes it a striking, immersive experience." - Brenton Smalls, Playboy


"The Song of Roland is a stark, operatic epic that leans into myth over realism, embracing the grandeur and fatalism of its source material. Brady Corbet directs with a cold, almost hypnotic restraint, letting the inevitability of Roland’s downfall build with quiet dread. Jonathan Bailey is solid, balancing heroism with arrogance, while the battle at Roncesvalles unfolds with brutal clarity. It’s a somber, meditative take on legend that lingers." - Chris Price, Boston Herald



"While visually striking and ambitious, The Song of Roland struggles to translate its poetic source into compelling cinema. The film’s rigid tone keeps characters at a distance, and its repetition dulls the emotional impact. Strong performances can’t fully overcome a pacing issue that makes the story feel more academic than engaging." - Mark Plainsview, ReelViews







Rated R for strong battle violence and some disturbing images.