Saturday, December 4, 2021

Now Showing: Whaling

Whaling
Genre: Drama
Director: Noah Baumbach
Writer: Wyatt Allen
Cast: Paul Giamatti, Colin Farrell, Paul Iacono, Monica Cruz, Madison Iseman, Brian Cox, Claire Forlani
 
Plot: 1962 in California. Frank Gillespie (Paul Giamatti) is an aspiring director. He is putting on a suit in his house near Los Angeles as his wife Mary Gillespie (Claire Forlani) ties his tie. She is telling him how proud she is of what her husband has accomplished. Frank smiles but tells her that he probably won‘t win today. Mary replies that he would deserve to win and they kiss each other. Frank and Mary hug their eight year old daughter and say their goodbyes as they‘re heading to an award show. While almost out of the door Mary tells her mother who his there to babysit that their daughter has to be in bed at 11 pm the latest.

As they arrive at the award show they walk down the red carpet as suddenly the press around them gets really loud and hectic as another person arrives. Dean Ford (Colin Farrell) steps onto the red carpet bathing in the spotlight as the photographers and fans keep screaming his name. He seems to love every second of it and winks at some of his most enthusiastic supporters. Some of the people ask him why he didn‘t took his wife with him and he answers that she unfortunately got sick a couple days ago. Inside, Dean sees Frank and Mary and tells them he is happy to finally meet them. He kisses Mary‘s hand and tells her how beautiful she looks in her dress and then goes on to congratulate Frank on their fantastic movie. He also adds that he was very surprised that this year the academy decided to also give a chance to smaller movies to compete with the big boys. Frank tells him he appreciates his comments and wishes him good luck for the show, whereupon Dean wishes them the same and goes away. Frank mumbles to Mary and himself that he thinks that Dean Ford is an arrogant asshole

Frank doesn‘t win any award. At the after show party a man comes up to Frank and introduces himself as Rusty Smith (Brian Cox). He is a big producer and really enjoyed Frank‘s movie. He would like to work with him and the two of them arrange to meet at a later date. A couple days later they meet in a restaurant and Frank tells him about how he always wanted to adapt Moby Dick to the big screen. Rusty thinks that a Moby Dick movie would do great at the box office and Frank might be the perfect fit for that type of movie. He says that based on Frank‘s last movie he will trust him with a budget that will probably be bigger than everything he has done before but he will also expect a lot from Frank and this movie. Rusty will set up a contract and already do some planning and then he will contact him for everything else.

A couple weeks later, Frank is brought to Rusty‘s office by Rusty‘s secretary. Where Rusty and his assistant are already waiting for him. Rusty greets Frank and introduces his assistant to Frank. His name is Larry (Paul Iacono) and he very nervously shakes Frank‘s hand and tells him that he is a huge fan of his work. He politely calls Frank Mr. Gillespie until Frank tells him to call him by his first name. Rusty explains to Frank that Larry will be present when production starts as he needs someone to represent his interest when he can‘t be there. But now they want to talk about the movie. Rusty tells Frank that he really liked the script they wrote and Larry also adds that the script was brilliant. They start talking about filming locations and Rusty tells Frank that one of the conditions of the main actor is that most of the filming has to take place in Gran Canaria. Frank is confused. The main actor? Frank has no idea that they already had someone to play Captain Ahab. Rusty tells him that every big movie needs at least one star and he also ensures Frank that Dean Ford will do a good job playing Captain Ahab.

Back in his home in Los Angeles Frank tells his wife how his meeting went and that they cast the arrogant asshole Dean Ford without even asking him for his opinion. Mary tries to calm Frank down and thinks that Frank will still be able to make the best out of the situation and that Dean Ford guy atleast gives him his deserved attention. Mary tells him she already finished preparing the dinner and they can start whenever he is ready. Frank takes a deep breath and than mumbles "Dean Fucking Ford“.

Larry and Frank are the first to arrive at Gran Canaria to prepare filming. One thing that seems really important to Frank is finding the right ship to film the movie on. Frank is really thrilled about one old ship that they see it even has the name "Pequod“ just like the ship in Moby Dick, which Frank knows must be a sign, but the salesman tells them it’s not seaworthy and they definitely have to put some work in. But Frank is completely in love with it an doesn’t mind some extra work. The salesman tries to excite him for some of his newer ships but Frank runs his hands over the ship and tells them he already made a decision.

A couple days later Frank is drinking a coffee outside of a sunny cafĂ©. The sun is shining and the people around him seem to be in a good mood. Larry arrives and excuses himself for being late. He just got a letter from Rusty’s office. He tells him that Dean Ford and his wife will have a divorce and it’s all over the news. Dean already told Rusty that he needs some time off and they might have to start filming a bit later than planned. Frank tells him he knew that Dean would be a troublemaker and tells him this will only be the beginning. Larry ensures him that this is just an unfortunate situation and otherwise Dean is an absolute professional. At night in his hotel room, Frank writes a letter to his wife and daughter. Telling them about everything they have done so far in Gran Canaria and how much he wishes they could be with him.

It’s the day the cast and crew should arrive and it’s already a week later as originally planned. Frank makes sure to greet everyone working on the movie personally as he wants them to feel comfortable around them. Dean Ford is still not there but Larry tells him, that the big stars always turn in last. The whole crew goes to „Jose’s“ a tapas bar, to get to know each other. The atmosphere is great and the people get along nicely. Frank pays for a round of drinks and tells them he really looks forward to work with every single one of them. Frank raises his glass and holds a toast. He wants to make a phenomenal movie. The crew agrees with him and they clink glasses. Larry tells Frank he was just at the hotel and asked if Dean Ford had arrived and they told him that he still didn’t check in. Frank answers that he really has doubts about Dean Ford’s professionalism.

They decide to do a couple rehearsals while waiting for Ford, and Larry is forced to read Ford’s role. A couple days later Dean Ford finally arrives and they can start filming. Frank doesn’t really talk to him about his lateness as he just wants to start filming. He is very happy to hear that Dean already prepared everything for his role as Captain Ahab. He sits him down to where all the cast already got their make-up put on from Nancy (Madison Iseman). Dean charmingly greets Nancy who tells him that she is a huge fan of his movies. Dean tells her she seems to have a wonderful taste if that's the case which makes Nancy blush a bit. Dean looks at his lines already trying to act the scenes out while Frank is telling Nancy how important it is for the movie that Ford looks really old and frustrated and not like like a good looking movie star at all. Nancy doesn’t seem to be bothered and again Frank tells her how important it is. She tells him he should trust her and just wait outside until they are finished. Frank nervously waits outside of the make-up trailer until Nancy finally tells him they are finished. An almost unrecognizable Dean Ford steps out of the trailer. With an old raspy voice he screams „I’ll follow him around the Horn, and around the Norway maelstrom, and around perdition’s flames before I give him up.“ Frank is happy and thanks Nancy for her astonishing work.

They finally start filming and everyone does there job well. After a while there is one scene in which Frank feels like Dean is overacting a bit. He doesn’t hesitate to let him know and Dean handles the critic pretty good. He tells him he will do it better but he really seems to struggle with that specific scene and gets more frustrated with himself after every failed take. Suddenly he even misremembers one line and that makes him completely snap at himself. He is dissatisfied with his performance and screams at himself that he can do better. After another failed mistake he blames his ex wife for taking away his confidence. At this point Frank tells everybody to take a break and go get some lunch.

After lunch Dean Ford is missing again and nowhere to be found. Frank decides to stop filming for today. He tells Larry he really needs to get a drink and Nancy also tags along. They go to „Jose’s“ where they find an already drunk Dean Ford. He looks drained and still cries about being left by his wife. Frank sits next to him and tries to cheer him up. He tells him that he is a movie star and he will surely find new love. Frank, Dean, Nancy and Larry all have some drinks and Dean’s mood seems to brighten up with time. When Dean wants to order another round of drinks, Larry tells him he has already had enough. Dean tells him a man grows with his tasks and orders the round anyway.

When leaving the bar late at night Dean and Frank have to support Larry as he can’t walk on his own because he is too drunk. The other three are also really drunk but still in a great mood. They are all cracking jokes while on there way to the hotel. When entering the hotel, the group splits as Frank and Larry have their rooms far away from where Dean and Nancy stay, because they checked in a couple weeks earlier. Frank drags Larry to their rooms while Dean asks Nancy if she would be interested in drinking a nightcap in his room. Dean and Nancy enter Dean’s room to take one last drink as they lock eyes and start kissing. They make out with each other and have sex.

The next day they get back to filming. Dean Ford really seems more focused and composed while Larry has gotten a day off to sleep out his hangover. In the following weeks everything works perfectly fine. Dean is finally the professional Larry promised Frank he would be. When entering the hotel after a busy work day Frank is given a letter that has been written to his name. Back in his hotel room Frank reads the letter from his wife in which she tells him that she really feels a bit overwhelmed with raising their daughter without him. She also misses her husband and tells him she completely underestimated the whole situation with him working overseas. Still processing what has been written in the letter, Frank hears a knock on the door. It’s Larry, who also holds a letter in his hands. Larry is telling him he got some bad news. Frank remarks that it doesn’t seem to be a good day for reading letters. Larry tells him that Rusty just wrote him and that he wants them to know that they have a bit of a financial problem and so they probably won’t be able to film the whole movie in Gran Canaria. They will get back to America until Rusty finds another location to film in. Frank is of course not a fan of Rusty’s new plan but there is nothing he can do about it.

They spend there last months on the Spanish island with filming as much material as possible until the day to go back has arrived. The whole cast and crew is about to check out of the hotel as Frank notices Dean Ford is the only one who doesn’t prepare to leave. Dean explains to him that he decided stay here on his own costs until they have the new location. He just feels like it’s the best place mentally for him right now. Frank understands his decision and tells him he looks forward to see him again when they restart filming.

Frank goes back to Los Angeles to his wife and daughter. He is struggling to really connect to his wife again as his mind is still focused on the movie. Most of his time is spent meeting up with Rusty and Larry to plan further filming. After some time his wife Mary comes up to him to inform him that she considers getting a divorce. Frank is telling her that she still loves her and now is the time that he needs her the most. He is telling her that this is maybe his only chance of doing his masterpiece and he wants her support him. While they discuss the television is still on and there is Dean Ford on the news. It’s told that he has a relationship with famous Spanish singer Maria Lopez (Monica Cruz), who he met in Gran Canaria.

Rusty has found a cheaper filming location in Ireland and they restart filming. This time everyone is on time but they still have to wait because the ship they are filming on is still on its way from Gran Canaria. When it’s finally there Larry mentions to Frank that the whole ship looks like it could break down any second but Frank is sure that it’s pretty safe. Most of the cast doesn’t really care how the ship looks as long as they have an experienced captain on board so they just continue filming. Dean Ford who already criticized the new filming location because of the bad weather and cheap accommodation, is allowed to bring his new girlfriend on set with him. Producer Rusty is also there, as he is starting to have concerns about this whole project. Maria and Dean flaunt their love in front of everyone. The whole crew but especially Nancy is getting slightly annoyed with them. In particular when Maria tells Dean that this gruesome make-up is hiding Dean’s pretty face, it makes Nancy simmer inside.

While filming seems to just work fine for now, they lost one of their whale dummies in the sea a couple days ago and Frank talks to Rusty about buying a new one. Rusty tells him that they really have to look after the money and asks him to just use the other one they have. Frank explains to him that they need a white one as Moby Dick is a white whale. Rusty agrees to get a new one but tells Frank that it will probably take some time to ship them. The financial problems are starting to get to Frank too. He is anxious that he doesn’t have enough time to finish his masterpiece so he urges everyone on set to work better and faster, which not everyone seems to get along with. A certain dissatisfaction is going around the team.

A couple days later there are about to shoot a scene on a smaller rowboat, until the camera man tells him that it’s to stormy. Larry sides with him but Frank tells them either they do their job like they are supposed to or they are fired. The camera man refuses to go on the rowboat and Frank fires him on the spot. Larry takes his spot behind the camera. It doesn’t take long for them to figure out that the camera man was right. The weather is way too bad to be out with this small rowboat. Frank wants them to continue but after a scene they are trying to get right for a a couple of times fails again, Larry stops filming and tells Frank to be reasonable. Frank grabs Larry by the collar and screams in his face that they all have to make sacrifices and Larry is no exception. They continue filming but the weather even worsens and even Frank accepts that it’s too dangerous to be out there and they return ashore. While everyone breathes a sigh of relief, Frank is already planning the next scene.

The next day Larry is knocking on the door of Frank’s room with his bags packed. He tells him that he can’t continue working like this and is determined to leave the set. Frank understands his decision and apologizes for everything he has done. He asks him in and pours two glasses of whiskey in and gives one to Larry. Frank shows him an unopened letter and tells him that this are probably his divorce papers but he was too afraid to open them. Larry tells him that he is sorry for him. Frank explains that he used to love his wife more than anything but his job and his love for movies just make things so difficult. He asks Larry to overthink his decision one last time. This movie is the only thing that makes him happy and he needs Larry to hold everything together. Larry accepts his apology and decides to stay.

Back on set the white whale dummy finally arrived they are already shooting scenes with it, while most of the cast is still preparing. The sea is a bit stormy today so they really have to make sure they don’t lose the dummy again. Dean Ford is getting his make-up done by Nancy as Maria Lopez again has something to say about Nancy’s work. But Nancy is not having it today and they both get into a big conflict. Nancy asks Dean if he also thinks like Maria, but he just stutters to himself. Nancy and Maria start to insult each other in front of the whole crew until Nancy exposes that her and Dean had sex with each other just a short time before he met Maria and he basically cried his heart out every time they met and after he showed up with his Spanish whore, he acted like it never happened. Maria and Nancy start to fight and scream at each other The whole crew have their eyes on the fight and some people finally get in between them. Even the people filming are so distracted that they dropped the new whale dummy and it gets lost in the sea. They try to rescue it but failed to find it. Frank is devastated and tells everyone to not tell Rusty about it because they might still find it the next couple of days. They continue filming scenes without an appearance of Moby Dick.

To their surprise Rusty visits Frank and his crew on set a couple days later and tells them he needs to talk to Frank. He explains to Frank that he has already heard about them losing the dummy. Dean already told him, but that isn’t the only reason he is there. There are way behind there schedule and most of their contracts are about to run out. Especially now with them losing another whale dummy they will run into a huge problem. Rusty tells him that they will scrap the movie, it would just be to expensive to continue filming. Frank can’t believe him, he is sure the movie is going to be a huge hit and tells him it will be worth it. But Rusty tells him if they don’t miraculously find another white whale dummy the next couple of days it’s over.

Frank allowed the cast and crew to take a week off, while he still tries to rescue his movie. He meets up with Larry, who tells him he already asked every person that looks like they own a boat, if they have seen anything, but no one did. Larry tells him he could also try his luck again later at night, but Frank tells him Larry already did enough for him. Frank advises him to enjoy the time left in Ireland, hugs him and thanks him for everything.

Frank goes down the pier. The sun is going down and it’s already pretty dark. At the end of the pier he finds an old man with a long grey beard, looking at the sea. The two are getting into a conversation and Frank tells him that he is looking for a whale he lost in the sea. The old man laughs and reveals to Frank that when he was a young man he was also on the hunt for whales. He explains to him that whales are really admirable and wonderful creatures, but they paid him a lot of money at the time to hunt them down. They had to have patience, sometimes they would spend so much time waiting for the whales, without any results, but he will never forget the feeling of finally seeing a whale after waiting for so long. He wants to continue talking but he gets interrupted by something he sees at the horizon. The old man tells Frank there seems to be white whale and what a lucky coincidence that is. Frank tells him that this isn’t a real whale but his whale dummy as he is about to jump into the sea. He takes one last look before jumping in and suddenly stops. The old man was right, what they are seeing is in fact a real white whale. He watches the whale move, sits down on the pier and starts to cry, as the camera slowly pans out.


Friday, December 3, 2021

Release: Twisted Metal


Twisted Metal
Genre: Action/Horror
Director: Alexandre Aja
Writer: APJ & Chad Taylor
Based on the video game series
Cast: Vanessa Kirby, Nicolas Cage, Michael Pena, Richard Brake, Danny Trejo, M.C. Gainey, Amber Midthunder, Dane Cook, Joe Pantoliano, Iggy Pop, Jim Belushi, Norman Reedus (cameo)




Budget: $52,000,000
Domestic Box Office: $62,042,235
Foreign Box Office: $88,382,485
Total Profit: $39,859,389

Reaction: Solid numbers for this video game adaptation. Given the R-rating, this film was never a sure-thing at the box office, so consider this a sigh of relief.



“An entertainingly gory watch, Twisted Metal is not for the faint of heart. Having not played the games this was my introduction to Twisted Metal and man was it an exciting one. Aja’s direction is key here and he does not miss. Obviously a popcorn flick, Twisted Metal was a fun watch, all I can say is don’t take the kids.” Francis McLaughlin, The Guardian





"At times Twisted Metal can make writers APJ and Chad Taylor's Mortal Kombat films look like My Little Pony. There's a little bit of everything in this one though - action, horror, comedy, and even a bit of the supernatural. If this is the start of a new franchise, it has definitely started out on good - and bloody - footing." - Dave Manning, Ridgefield Press




"While Twisted Metal does feature a handful of unique twists, it feels too referential to its influences at times. I know there's a market for films like this, but my idea of a good time at the movies isn't reliant on the filmmakers devising creative ways to kill off its cast." - Allen Poole, AV Club





Rated R for graphic bloody violence, language and thematic elements

Game to Film: Twisted Metal

 
In the latest edition of Game to Film, we will take a look at the cast of Twisted Metal, an adaptation of the classic, violent destruction derby game. The film comes from director Alexandre Aja (Hollow Creek, Eclipse) and writers APJ (Green Arrow: SuperMax, Urban Cowboy) and Chad Taylor (Observance, Gambit: District X).












Thursday, December 2, 2021

Last Resort Films Jukebox: Twisted Metal




1. "Coming Undone" - Korn


2. "Superbeast" - Rob Zombie


3. "DON'T CHASE THE DEAD" - Marilyn Manson


4. "Break Stuff" - Limp Bizkit


5. "Stigmata" - Marilyn Manson & Tyler Bates


6. "I'm Your Boogie Man (Sex On The Rocks Mix)" - Rob Zombie


7. "Pumped Up Kicks" - 3TEETH


8. "Cars (Remix)" - Fear Factory

Now Showing: Twisted Metal

Twisted Metal
Genre: Action/Horror
Director: Alexandre Aja
Writer: APJ & Chad Taylor
Based on the video game series
Cast: Vanessa Kirby, Nicolas Cage, Michael Pena, Richard Brake, Danny Trejo, M.C. Gainey, Amber Midthunder, Dane Cook, Joe Pantoliano, Iggy Pop, Jim Belushi, Norman Reedus (cameo)

Plot: In the near future, various weaponized cars rev their engines as a countdown begins. In his car, Marcus Kane (Norman Reedus) quietly says a prayer to himself. "Twisted Metal. It's insane as it sounds: a demolition derby to the death." We see Kane navigating the course, being stealthy but also willing attack other vehicles when necessary. "Each round ends after the death of a contestant until the last vehicle is remaining." We see Kane making the final kill and winning the race. A man (Nicolas Cage) looks on with a big smile. "It was the brainchild of this man: Calypso. A secretive billionaire using his fortune to fund this underground race on the dark webs. The winner of the race is granted any wish by Calypso." The race's obnoxious commentator Chet (Dane Cook) announces Marcus the winner and asks Marcus for his wish. Marcus says that he wishes for his brother to be out of prison. Calypso tells him "Wish granted."

We then see Ash (Vanessa Kirby) watching this, as she has been watching along with us and narrating. We see her at her anonymous desk job, looking very distracted and nervous - her eyes peeled to a news page. In a state prison, "Needles" Kane (Richard Brake) sits in an electric chair ready for execution. The executioner lists 4 counts of sexual assault, 1 count of sodomy, 3 counts of indecent liberties with a child, and 17 counts of murder in the first degree. There is no remorse in Kane's eyes as this is read. The executioner pulls the lever, electrocuting Kane and causes his head to be charred. However, this also causes a power outage at the prison. The alarms start to sound as the emergency lights turn on, which makes things difficult to see. Calypso enters the room with his right-hand man Minion (Iggy Pop) by his side. As they unstrap Needles from his chair, he takes a gasp of air despite his charred head. Ash refreshes the news to see that Needles Kane was executed within the last hour. Some of the nerves escape her face as she gets back to work.

FBI Agent Samuel Lopez (Michael Pena) receives an anonymous and encrypted message containing footage from Marcus Kane's violent victory in the most recent Twisted Metal tournament. He raises the information to his superior, Deputy Director Bob McCall (Jim Belushi). Lopez is surprised that McCall expresses no interest in forming a task force to investigate such an event. When Lopez presses McCall to explain his disinterest, McCall explains that the case is simply not a winner and could negatively affect the department's clearance rates. Disgusted by his superior's disinterest, Lopez tells McCall that he would like to take a leave of absence from the agency. Lopez goes back to his desk to start packing his things. He looks at the message on the screen of his computer. Lopez replies to the message, asking when the next tournament is.

Ash sits in a restaurant, listening to her date talk about his boring hobbies. She is zoning out, clearly not as invested as he is. He asks if everything is okay and she is honest in saying that her mind is elsewhere. She excuses herself and puts some money on the table but he says she doesn't have to pay. She insists. Outside, she walks to a nearby alleyway and vents out a scream of anger. In her nearly-empty apartment, she looks distraught as she paces back and forth. Finally, she pulls out her laptop and begins to research how to enter Twisted Metal.

Calypso watches a series of screens in his penthouse as each contestant of the latest Twisted Metal tournament is announced by Chet and enters the first stage of the contest, located at the abandoned Las Vegas Airport. First to enter the scene is Mr. Grimm (Danny Trejo), who rides into his starting position on his armored and customized Harley Davidson Chopper. He then pulls out a chainsaw and waves around for show. Doing his commentary, Chet jokes that driving a motorcycle in a destruction is like bringing a knife to a gunfight, but that you have to admire the audacity of the choice. Next out of the gates is Amanda Watts (Amber Midthunder), professional daredevil and the only one in the entire tournament using their full legal name. She drives a stock car for the contest, leading Chet to comment that she clearly has the need for speed, but questioning whether speed alone will be enough. Third out is a Red supercharged Dodge Challenger driven by someone called just "Smith". Inside the car driving as Smith is Agent Samuel Lopez. Chet announces that he hopes that Smith is the first to go for no other reason than his bland choice of alter ego names. Unlike the first two contestants, Lopez actually looks nervous. Before the next driver can even be announced, a monster truck comes barreling onto the course driven by redneck-extraordinaire Catfish (M.C. Gainey). Chet jokes that big trucks indicate small packages. Ash sits in the cab of a large black semi-truck. She is motioned to drive out onto the course. Ash puts on a doll mask to conceal her identity and drives out onto the tarmac.

Chet then announces that there is one more contestant who should be no stranger to Twisted Metal fans or anyone who follows the news. From a distance, the faint sound of a children's melody can be heard. Direct from the electric chair at Alabama State Prison... "Needles" Kane! Ash's eyes well with anger. Smith is shocked that Kane somehow escaped death and is now driving his "Sweet Tooth" ice-cream truck, the very vehicle he used to kidnap his victims, in a destruction derby. Calypso watches as the view counts for his tournament are going through the roof. He tells Minion to make sure IT has the backup servers up and running in case the ever-climbing audience number continues to grow. Minion nods and leaves the penthouse. The official bookie of the tournament, Bruno (Joe Pantoliano), is ecstatic over the surge in cryptocurrency bets for the opening round. He calls Calypso to notify him that bets are through the roof for Sweet Tooth.

Following the opening introductions of the contestants, Chet announces the start of the first contest and reminds the dark web audience streaming the tournament that each round will continue until a contestant is killed. As Stage 1 begins, Watts and Lopez both use the speed of their vehicles to evade attackers. Ash meanwhile makes a direct beeline toward Needles, seemingly ignoring all of the other combatants. After she rams him, Needles smiles at her, ignoring her attack. He drives toward Grimm. Once Needles gets close, he activates a flamethrower on the front of his truck, setting Mr. Grimm on fire. Grimm jumps off his bike and begins rolling around to put out the flames. Grimm puts out the fire and reaches for his chainsaw, but just then Catfish runs him over with his monster truck, flattening Mr. Grimm into a puddle of blood and guts. The buzzer goes off, indicating the end of the first stage of Twisted Metal. Each of the drivers is instructed to calmly drive back toward their respective starting gates. Lopez nearly vomits in his car as he drives past what little remains of Mr. Grimm.

During this rest period, Ash begins to rethink her strategy. Taking out Needles is her primary goal but he clearly has the edge on her so she needs to find his weak point. Meanwhile, Catfish brings out a megaphone and begins harassing Amanda - asking if she will be free after the tournament. He then lets out a belly laugh - pointing out that she'll be dead so of course she will be. Amanda is in a zone and totally ignores him.

As the second round begins, Chet comments that bringing the knife to a gunfight was indeed a terrible strategy. The street crew are still scraping him off of the pavement as we speak. For the second round of the tournament, the contestants take starting positions around what remains of the former Las Vegas Strip surrounding what used to be the Luxor Hotel and Casino. As the round begins, Catfish immediately starts chasing Amanda's stock car with his monster truck. Determined to avoid conflict, Lopez drives his Charger into the casino itself, navigating through the debris of overturned poker tables and destroyed slot machines. Amanda drives her car up the side of the Luxor's pyramid shaped exterior. Needles' and Ash's vehicles face each other on the strip, each revving their engines. Suddenly, they both start speeding toward each other, but at the last second Ash swerves out of the way as Needles activates his flamethrower. Amanda continues driving up the Luxor's facade with Catfish hot on her tail. Finally, the weight of the monster truck pushes through the glass exterior, ending Catfish's pursuit. Amanda continues gunning it over the building. Once she reaches the tip, her car ramps off the building, sending her flying through the air - and right into the famous Sphinx replica in front of the hotel. Amanda's car crashes into the faux monument in a fiery explosion. The alarm blares, signalling to the surviving contestants that the current round has come to an end. Chet is dumbfounded by the events that led to Amanda's elimination - and death - and is rendered speechless by ridiculousness of the outcome. The four surviving Twisted Metal contestants drive away from the strip. As Catfish passes one of the camera operators, he comments that he told Amanda she'd the next to go. Catfish continues his boasting, taking credit for the deaths of both Grimm and Amanda. He then boldly announces that he's coming for Sweet Tooth next. Calypso keeps on watching his monitors as the view counts continue to reach record numbers for the tournament. Bruno rushes into his office and informs him that bets are through the roof on Catfish - he's never seen anything like it.

At the start of round three, the viewing audience is abuzz at the prospect of Catfish vs. Sweet Tooth. The two of them hunt for each other while Ash has decided that she wants to wear down Kane's vehicle so she can destroy it in the final round. But until that point, it's all about survival. This is challenged when she comes into contact with the fourth contestant - Agent Lopez. They drive towards one another, each one a bit hesitant as they don't want to actually kill the other (for different reasons). However, neither one knows this so they go full steam ahead before Lopez is the one who balks by swerving out of the way. Watching from his penthouse, Calypso sees this encounter in the corner of his eye and grows suspicious. He radios into Ash that the goal of this tournament is to kill and she's dropping in the fan rankings by the moment. Ash does a U-turn and begins to chase down Lopez, eventually driving side by side to the point that their cars are grinding. Lopez rolls down his window and mouths to Ash to "play along" in a way that only she can see what he is saying.

As the two of them begin to put on a charade, Sweet Tooth and Catfish find each other and face off. The monster truck's size advantage works as Catfish is able to tip the ice-cream truck on its side. Calypso perks up upon seeing this. Catfish begins to turn around as he is ready to smash Sweet Tooth. However, after their first encounter, the spiky mascot atop the ice-cream truck punctured Catfish's gas tank. This left a trail that he is now retreading as he heads back to finish off his opponent. Instead of trying to turn over his vehicle, Needles shoots his truck's fire thrower at the oil trail. It ignites and Catfish tries to stop but his emptying tank provides a roadblock. The fire hits his truck as it explodes and the monster truck explodes - flipping forward into the air and over Sweet Tooth's truck. The buzzer sounds and the round ends, giving Needles time to get his vehicle upright but it is clearly damaged.

During the break, Ash and Lopez communicate to one another using hand signals and realize the position they now find themselves. Not only is Sweet Tooth damaged but they now hold a 2-on-1 advantage. If they can somehow correspond their attack, they can take out Needles. She tells him that if they do find themselves in this position...she needs to be the one to finish him off. Lopez asks why she is here but she doesn't answer, choosing to keep her mask on. He mouths to her that he is here to arrest Calypso. There is a glimmer of hope in Ash's eyes upon hearing this. In his penthouse, Calypso notices that two of the remaining three contestants seem to be conspiring. Bruno tells him that they are beginning to receive a bunch of angry messages. Calypso paces the penthouse, thinking things over as he knows his biggest ratings draw is at risk. After some thinking, a sinister smile grows on his face.

Chet announces that there will be a slight delay before the start of the next round and jokingly advises the remaining contestants that they can use this time to eat their final meal. In addition to our three contestants, a loud engine is heard from afar. Ash and Lopez look to each other as a fourth contestant enters the frame. A large six-wheel tank-hybrid vehicle enters the arena. Chet announces that they have a late surprise addition to the race...Minion! This throws a wrench into everyone's plans. The round starts as Minion makes a beeline for Ash. He begins to chase her through the city while Lopez avoids Sweet Tooth. Lopez finds himself in a tough spot as he wants to help Ash but he also knows that killing Sweet Tooth would help out both of them (even if she wanted to be the one to take him out). He realizes that he won't have his chance as Sweet Tooth suddenly changes course and joins Minion in the pursuit of Ash. She is doing her best to avoid them but finds herself at a dead end. Lopez locates them and scouts the terrain.

Minion notices Lopez's car approaching and briefly diverts his attention to him. Realizing that he can make it 2-vs-1 against Ash if he takes out Lopez, Minion reaches for something in the backseat of his vehicle. He drives closer to Lopez and reaches his hand out the window and it is a makeshift bomb in his hand. He tosses the bomb and it sticks onto Lopez's hood. Sweet Tooth and Minion both drive towards Ash's car from opposite directions - ready to take her out at the same time. Lopez, meanwhile, realizes that his car is going to explode no matter what. While he has failed in his goal, he can at least go out in a bang and help Ash’s chances. We get Ash's perspective as we see Lopez drive side-by-side with Minion with the bomb on his hood. Minion, annoyed, drives to drive off the path towards Ash but that doesn't matter to Lopez (who sticks beside him). In his penthouse, Calypso watches on in agony. There is shock in Ash's eyes as the bomb explodes and both vehicles are destroyed.

The alarms blare to signal the end of the round, but Ash and Sweet Tooth ignore it. They ram each other as they drive through a tunnel, creating a trail of sparks. A bump knocks Ash’s mask off, and for the first time, Needles sees who Ash really is. He tells her that he knew it was a mistake leaving her alive, but that is not too late to correct that error in judgement. Ash says that she entered the contest specifically to kill him and calls him “Dad”. As they reach the end of the tunnel, Ash is able to force the Sweet Tooth ice cream truck to crash into a divider in the roadway. Needles goes flying through the windshield of the truck like a rag doll. When he comes to, Needles pulls a straight razor from his pocket and moves toward Ash’s semi-truck, which is parked nearby. He searches her truck, but doesn’t find any trace of Ash. He calls out to her, claiming he wants to talk to her one last time before he slices her face off. The music from his ice cream truck begins playing. Needles sneaks toward his vehicle when he hears Ash call out and ask why exactly he killed their entire family. Needles smiles to himself and says killing is simply what he does. Ash announces that his days of slaughter are over and activates the Sweet Tooth’s flamethrower, engulfing Needles in a ball of fire. Needles screams out in pain as his face practically melts off his skull from the intense heat before he finally collapses on the ground, defeated.

Ash gets back into her truck and drives through the once great city to Calypso’s tower. She is stopped by security at the front entrance, but she fights through them and makes it the elevator. When she reaches the penthouse, she finds Calypso discussing the outcome of the tournament with Bruno. Ash demands Calypso grant her wish. Calypso laughs at her gumption, but informs her that she does not get the award as she has been disqualified for killing a contestant outside of an official round of the tournament. She asks who won then, and Bruno says that Needles Kane has been named the official winner of Twisted Metal. Ash tells him to make sure it’s listed as a posthumous victory in the record books. Calypso smiles and says he can do that and invites her to take part in the next Twisted Metal tournament despite her rule-bending as she proved quite popular with the audience. Ash drops her mask on Calypso’s desk and leaves the penthouse.

Word of Lopez’s death reaches the desk of FBI Deputy Director McCall. As much as it goes against his instincts to give a damn, McCall orders every SWAT unit under his command to siege Calypso’s tower in the ruins of Las Vegas. When the federal agents storm the building, they find the place has already been cleaned out - everything except for Ash’s mask.

Back in the tunnel, Needles’ body is still smoking from the heat of the flamethrower blast. His lips, or at least what is left of them, slowly curl up to reveal his yellow smile. He then opens his eyes and begins laughing maniacally.


Wednesday, December 1, 2021

In Development

Twisted Metal: Dane Cook (400 Days, My Best Friend's Girl), Danny Trejo (Cecil, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City), Jim Belushi (The Hollow Point, Wonder Wheel) and Norman Reedus (Black Lightning, The Devil's Passage) will round out the cast of the violent action horror film Twisted Metal, based on the video game series. Cook will play the obnoxious announcer of the twisted tournament, Trejo will play a contestant, Belushi will play an FBI deputy director. Reedus' role is said to be small, but important to the plot and is being kept under wraps. The film has been written by APJ and Chad Taylor.

Pontiac: Jean Smart ("Hacks", "Watchmen"), Eric Bogosian (Rebel in the Rye, Uncut Gems) and Angela Sarafyan (Blood Countess, "Westworld") have all joined the dark comedy, Pontiac, starring Glenn Howerton and Rachel McAdams. Bogosian will play a funeral director and Sarafyan will play his daughter. Smart's role has not been announced by the studio. Martin McDonagh is directing the film based on an original story by Jimmy Ellis and John Malone.

The Void: The Josh Brolin-led sci-fi drama, The Void has added Zachary Levi (Shazam!, The Mauritanian), Jaeden Martell (ID, Revolution), Donald Glover (Alex + Ada, Mandingos) and Marin Ireland (Crush, Harrelson) to its ensemble cast. The film tells the story of an astronaut who was lost in space for several years and is finally rescured. Jeff Nichols has been tapped to direct the film. Jimmy Ellis wrote the script.

Wonder Woman: Alexandra Daddario (Urban Cowboy, Damned Ship) has already been announced as LRF's Wonder Woman, but now we know that she will be joined by Josh Hartnett (October Crisis, Dark Places) and Julia Roberts (Ben Is Back, "Homecoming"). Hartnett will play US military pilot Steve Trevor and Roberts will play Queen Hippolytma, Wonder Woman's mother and leader of the Amazons. Kathryn Bigelow (Mr. Big, October Crisis) is directing the film based on a script by D.R. Cobb (Constantine: The Hellblazer, Splinter Cell: Conviction).

Golden Girl: Hot off another acclaimed and GRA-nominated performance in Sinatra (not a winner for the first time though), Leonardo DiCaprio (Sinatra, Caesar) has signed on to star in the mystery film, Golden Girl. The film hails from director Rian Johnson (Hotel California, Mass Effect 3 - Part 2) and writer Jacob Jones (INFINITY, The Crow: Wings of Isaiah). He will play a detective in 1947 San Francisco who is investigating a series of attacks on singers. Some of the big names joining DiCaprio in this one will be Anna Kendrick (Depth Perception, Bright Neon Lights) and DiCaprio's Caesar co-star Russell Crowe (The Emperor of Latium, Caesar). Kendrick will play a singer who begins a relationship with DiCaprio's character. Crowe will play a formerly famous singer who trained Kendrick.

Run For You Life: Florence Pugh (The Sandman, Pulp) has agreed to star in an English-language remake of the acclaimed German film Run Lola Run. She will play a young woman who quickly must get hold of $50,000 to save her boyfriend's life. Nicholas Hoult (INFINITY, Antarctica) will play her boyfriend, while Ralph Fiennes (Antarctica, Batman: Caped Crusader) will play Pugh's father in the project. Edgar Wright (Sandbox, Last Night in Soho) has been hired to direct the project based on an adaptation by Chad Taylor (Gambit: District X, Observance).

Premiere Magazine #203