Monday, July 4, 2022

A Second Look: Bioshock

 

Welcome back for another edition of A Second Look with Jeff Stockton! In this segment I will take a "second look" at a past LRF release with a fresh set of eyes.

Video game adaptations have always been a part of LRF, and one of the most anticipated in its history has to have been Season 11's Bioshock adaptation from HG Hansen, who made a return to to the studio after a few seasons away earlier this season with We Were Never Here. Much of that anticipation admittedly came from the game's acclaim but also with other Hollywood studios' attempts at bringing Bioshock to the big screen over the years. When Bioshock finally hit the big screen in Round 2 of Season 11, it arrived with a colossal thud - it bombed at the box office and (to a slightly lesser degree) with critics. In my own original (negative) review of the film, I mentioned its failure to develop its main character past the boring stock hero of the game as a major reason for its failure.

Upon revisiting Bioshock, I definitely noticed the same problems with its main character. Why would the audience care about a hero completely lacking in personality? Well, I once again had no feelings or affection for Sebastian Stan's Jack character. One positive I will say, is that the film did a better job of explaining its world than I remembered. It's still not a good movie by any means, but there are at least small things here and there to appreciate that I didn't fully remember going back into it. Also, between this film and his more recent turn in Elvis, I think it is safe to say that Tom Hanks really just isn't very good in villainous roles.

Original Grade: D-

New Grade: D+

Bioshock Link:
https://lrfdatabase.weebly.com/bioshock.html


Now Showing: So This Is What It Feels Like

 
So This Is What It Feels Like
Genre: Romance/Comedy/Drama
Director: Cooper Raiff
Writer: Sammy-Jo Ellis
Cast: Cooper Raiff, Awkwafina, Henry Golding, Virginia Madsen, Himesh Patel, Rob Delaney, Bill Murray, Bill Hader, John David Washington

Plot: "You should go out there and meet a girl Bill." If only Valerie Denbro (Virginia Madsen) understood not only how much her son Bill (Cooper Raiff) agreed, but how he thought he'd already met her; Emilia Yan (Awkwafina). Emilia was, she just hit different. Comfortably witty with an enchanting charm and banter that felt almost exclusive to Bill. They'd met at work, a small film production company titled Sunflower 44. They hit off quickly, some rumblings stirring around the office, mostly hushed by Emilia insisting she wasn't looking to date currently. For Bill, this was somewhat a setback but not a rejection.

Valerie continued to nudge her son for any information but he remained tight lipped, bothering his mother somewhat at the distance it created, only for Bill to counteract this with his lulling dry humour. As their evening comes to an end, the mother and son share an awkward embrace as Valerie reminds Bill that she loves him, and you know, to try not die alone. Bill gives a nose exhaling laugh to himself before heading into the night to his next destination; The Sunflower 44 Christmas Party.

Bill is beyond nervous as he enters, quickly met by an already tipsy Emilia who throws her arms around Bill, offering a tight embrace that Bill spins her around in, the anxiety really settling in now. As Emilia pulls away, she and Bill share a glance and draw close together until he enters; Henry Parker (Henry Golding). Devilishly charming and handsome as all hell, he was immediately disarming and one of the heads of Sunflower 44. Henry creates a space that ruins the moment that could've been shared between Bill and Emilia, leaving Bill frustrated. A frustration that soon turns to disconnect as he sees Henry slip his hand around Emilia's waist. Bill's heart sinks before a seething lingers when Henry looks to Bill and offers a smirk and a wink; "Let's all have a good time tonight shall we?"

Tick, tock, tick tock. The talking around Bill feels muffled as only one thing raced around his head; Emilia was dating Henry, and Henry was an asshole, so therefore Emilia could and should do better. Bill would be better. At least he thought so. What made events so painful was that Emilia was still so close to Bill. She'd spend most of the day with him, Bill powering through the hurt of missing out on the girl because he still wanted to make her laugh, see her smile...be happy. Henry was the worse. Chisel jawed, alluring eyed, wonderful smelling bastard. Bill looked for support without actually saying whats up but found his options limited to the career focused and dry witted Ravi Khan (Himesh Patel), who was also somehow Bill's best friend, as well as self proclaimed "cool dad", Roy Frankel (Rob Delaney). After dead end conversations that saw an eye rolling collision of snark and disconnected, non existent inside jokes. Bill finds the best therapy to be softly banging his head on the bathroom wall, that is until Henry enters. Bill tries playing it cool until Henry says a something that truly hits different; "I know you liked her mate but that's the dating game. You snooze, you lose. Though once I get her to open up I'm sure there won't be much snoozing." Henry exits with a dig to the arm and a wink, leaving Bill fuming to the point his fist clenches and he comes barging out of the bathroom only to bump into Sunflower 44 head honcho Sonny Thor (Bill Murray)! The two get up with Bill truly flustered as Sonny towers over him before clearing his throat; "Bill! Just the kid I wanted to see!"

Sonny grabs him by the shoulder and the two walk with a long shot through the party, Sonny is talking but the words are muffled, Bill has zoned out, he comes back to reality, "So there I was, a stoned twenty something who just had the clearest thought of his life; I wanna make movies." Bill listens on with a mix of emotions that mostly consists of confusion as Sonny Thor extends a rant that compares many beats of his own life and Bill's, some actually lining up. Sonny finally arrives his point and lets Bill know he's sending him on an assignment to Hollywood to meet movie star Malcom Burke (John David Washington) to secure a deal that would see Burke join The Sunflower 44 family. Bill is elated at the opportunity until the follow up; "You'll be going with Emilia. You two just work so damn well together."

And so it was. Bill and Emilia in Hollywood, little moments that caused commotion with Bill's emotions. Emilia seemed to be acting different to, not distant, but almost trying to hold back how close she let Bill get. The x factor in all of this was just the spark they had. Bill looked through blinding lights, starry nights and little delights to know he wanted Emilia and denying how he felt created an unbearable weight. Bill and Emilia meet with Malcom Burke, finding a truly charming and sincere actor wrapped in all designer clothes with a toothpick hanging from his mouth. Even Malcom picks it up and teases the two, causing Emilia to blush when Malcom straight asks if she was seeing anybody; "No, not really." Bill stared, mouth open as he asked about Henry. A confused Emilia says it was just a couple dates. With a grin across his face Malcom signs the contract, stating how he looked forward to seeing the two of them a little more often. A hum hangs as Bill and Emilia sit in the back of a company car, Bill trying to think of something to say that could break the silence when Emilia, still looking away, grabs his hand; "I care about you so much Bill. You don't even know. It's just that I feel lost, like I'm not even here." The hum continues as Emilia turns, her eyes welling. Bill softly smiles as a little part of his heart crumbles, a simple thought he wished he had said out loud; "Let me be the one to find you. I’m right here."

Back home. Wake up. Go to work. Anxiously be around Emilia. Go home. Scream in to a pillow. Sleep. Repeat. What a long month it had been since Emilia opened up about her and Bill's feelings were closer than he had ever thought. But he couldn't offer something, anything to let her know, he just thought she was special. Just so fucking special. Bill sits on the other side of a desk from Emilia, the two peering up to share an awkward glance or smile. As the tension lingered, Henry makes his way over, telling Bill to beat it before having a very pointed conversation with Emilia about how things didn't work out. Ravi Khan isn't to keen on the tone Henry takes up and tries to intervene, only to be shoved with some force to the ground! Bill leaps up and a wide eyed Emilia shakes her head and tries getting between, as Bill looks to defend his friend. However, Emilia is thrown to a side by Henry who tackles Bill to the floor with the two in a back and forth until Henry punches Bill in the back of the head, disorientating him before punching him to a bloody mess. Sonny Thor bursts out of his office and boots Henry off Bill before booting Henry into the water dispenser, leaving him wet and reeling. Bill is taken to the hospital by Roy Frankel in his camper van where he gushes about his family, the bruised and battered Bill not exactly receptive. As Bill sits alone in the hospital, he receives a text from Emilia; "I hope your okay. I hope we can talk soon. Coffee on me?" Bill stares, exhausted as the realisation of how lost he was set in. He looks up to see his mother who runs over and hugs him tight! As Valerie Denbro makes sure her son is okay, he can't help but be distracted by the figure that appears over his mother's shoulder; "Spencer?"

Bill and Spencer Denbro (Bill Hader) hadn't talked for a while. A tension lingered. But Bill looked at Spencer and couldn't help but smile, especially after his mother told him Bill drove eight hours none stop to make sure he was okay. Spencer proceeds to slap Bill on the back of the head before offering up a monologue on the pluses and pitfalls of love, from his perspective as a divorced man. Bill was nervous as the story began as a bitterness did linger but when Spencer got to the thick of things, it made knowing how you felt and accepting it seem blissfully easy. Bill hugs his brother who reluctantly agrees to the embrace before telling Bill to go get the girl


Bill starts at the Sunflower 44 studio where Ravi is happy to see him, a strange sight for Bill. Bill asks if he'd seen Emilia to which Frankel jumps in and says last he saw she was with Sonny. Bill bursts into Sonny's office to find him with Malcom Burke who offers a grin; "Your looking for that girl, huh?" Bill becomes introverted as Sonny asks Malcom for a moment outside with Bill. Sonny looks at Bill and rolls his eyes hard; "I'm done with the will they want they, let's go get this girl."

Rain is hammering down as Emilia stands with reflection on her face and a yellow umbrella in hand when she hears a swerve and finds Bill fumbling out of Sonny's car, trying to string together his feelings for her. Emilia goes through a range of emotions before relaxing into a smile as he stands in front of her, soaked and with his heart on his sleeve; "I just...I just think your wonderful" Emilia kisses Bill, pulling away to find him blushing before the two embrace again, a delicate and tender acceptance finally found.

A few weeks later, Bill and Emilia get ready for another trip to Hollywood, as per a personal invite from Malcom Burke. Sonny smiles as he stands by Bill, happy to see Bill so happy. Before Bill can respond, he is beckoned by Emilia's warmth. Bill smiles, thankful; "So this is what it feels like."


Sunday, July 3, 2022

Release: Spider-Man vs. The Sinister Six

 

Spider-Man vs. The Sinister Six
Genre: Action/Superhero
Director: Damien Chazelle
Writers: D.R. Cobb & Chad Taylor
Based on Marvel Comics characters
Cast: Lucas Hedges, Elle Fanning, Matthew McConaughey, Vince Vaughn, Ana de Armas, Ansel Elgort, Sissy Spacek, Kiefer Sutherland, Ron Perlman, Zoey Deutch, Holt McCallany, Youssef Kerkour, Scott MacArthur, Joey Ansah



Budget: $185,000,000
Domestic Box Office: $562,691,495
Foreign Box Office: $649,555,002
Total Profit: $539,290,800

Reaction: Spider-Man vs. The Sinister Six has finally become the first film in the studio's Marvel Universe to make it past $1 billion at the box office.



“Spiderman vs The Sinister Six, ups the anti from the first film. The action set pieces are better and, due to not needing an origin, we get to spend more time with Spiderman himself. Zoey Deutch as MJ is a welcome inclusion to the Spidey family, I hope to see more of her in the future. McConaughey’s Osborn steals the show for me and seems like his future is warming up nicely. Overall, it is up there for one of the better Spider-Man films.” – J. Darrell Ellington, Behind the Camera



"It's hard to find stuff to complain about with Spider-Man vs. The Sinister Six. Writers Cobb and Taylor, as well as director Chazelle, clearly know what people want to see from the characters. It's not as good as their first Spider-Man (I guess that would be my only real complaint), but it is still miles ahead of most superhero films out there."- Gregory Fletcher, Los Angeles Times-Journal




"The film's version of the Sinister Six felt a bit half-assed - although I suspect that's kind of the point. The action was still strong, but it always felt like Hedges' Spider-Man would always easily prevail. McConaughey has more nice work as Norman Osborn as he slowly becomes unraveled by Spider-Man's presence in his life, while Hedges continues strong work as the title character. Far from a perfect film, but it does its job - it has some big action set-pieces (the Coney Island opening was my favorite) and further develops its primary characters." - Dave Manning, Ridgefield Press



Rated PG-13 for Rated PG-13 for sequences of action and violence, thematic material and some langauge

Comic to Film: Spider-Man vs. The Sinister Six

 
For the latest edition of Comic to Film, we will take a look at the cast of the blockbuster Spider-Man sequel, Spider-Man vs. The Sinister Six! Back to direct is Damien Chazelle (Spider-Man, Oklahoma!) and back to write are D.R. Cobb (Wonder Woman, Constantine: The Hellblazer) and Chad Taylor (Broadway, The Black Cat Strikes Again!).


















Saturday, July 2, 2022

Now Showing: Spider-Man vs. The Sinister Six

Spider-Man vs. The Sinister Six
Genre: Action/Superhero
Director: Damien Chazelle
Writers: D.R. Cobb & Chad Taylor
Based on Marvel Comics characters
Cast: Lucas Hedges, Elle Fanning, Matthew McConaughey, Vince Vaughn, Ana de Armas, Ansel Elgort, Sissy Spacek, Kiefer Sutherland, Ron Perlman, Zoey Deutch, Holt McCallany, Youssef Kerkour, Scott MacArthur, Joey Ansah

Plot: Peter Parker (Lucas Hedges) and Gwen Stacy (Elle Fanning) get off the subway on Coney Island to meet Harry Osborn (Ansel Elgort) and his beautiful arm candy for a double date. While Harry is trying to explain skee-ball to his date, Peter and Gwen walk along the beach holding hands, coming upon the annual Coney Island Sand Castle Contest. Billy Baker (Scott MacArthur), walks along the beach seemingly in a daze. As he walks toward the contest, sand from the castles begins blowing away and attaching to Baker. The spectators think that the wind is just getting stronger, but before long Baker is basically a 20 feet tall "Sandman". Everyone's eyes turn toward the sand monster. They start clapping, assuming it is part of the contest. Gwen is clapping too, but Peter’s spider-senses start tingling. Sandman begins smashing what is left of the sand castles. The audience screams and runs away. Peter warns Gwen to go find Harry and his date and take cover somewhere safe. Gwen asks Peter what he's going to do. Peter runs under the boardwalk where he changes into his Spider-Man costume and sets up a camera to snap pictures of the event. Gwen finds Harry and his date. They take cover behind some pinball machines as the Sandman begins blasting the boardwalk with sand. Harry asks where Peter is. Gwen lies and says he had to use the restroom. Spider-Man emerges from under the boardwalk and yells at Sandman to stop causing trouble. Sandman throws a giant sand punch, but Spider-Man manages to dodge it. Spider-Man tries shooting webs at him, but it doesn't stick to the sand. Spider-Man notices a fire hydrant. He breaks the cap off, directing the blast of water from the hydrant right at Sandman. The water knocks chunks of sand off Baker's body, revealing part of the human underneath. Baker retreats and runs under the boardwalk. Spider-Man tries to follow, but Baker has seemingly vanished into the sand. Peter takes off his costume and joins the others on the boardwalk.

On the way back into Manhattan, Peter scrolls through the photos he took and smiles to himself. At the Daily Bugle, Peter’s boss J. Jonah Jameson (Ron Perlman) looks through the photos and admits that he is impressed by this level of work from a college kid. The next morning, Aunt May (Sissy Spacek) is at the grocery store when she passes by the newsstand and sees the front page of the Bugle, which reads “Spider-Man Ruins Coney Island Sand Castle Contest”. She shakes her head disapprovingly.

At their luxurious home, Harry has dinner with his mother. She asks him what classes he is taking in the new semester. He instead tells her that has considered dropping out, explaining that he has an idea for a smartphone app that he thinks could make for a viable tech start-up and he has talked to dad about it. At this time, Norman Osborn (Matthew McConaughey) apologizes for being late. His wife asks him about Harry’s “plan” and Norman admits that he admires his son’s sense of drive so he is supportive of the plan. To ease the tension, Harry changes the subject to his trip from Coney Island as he excitedly recounts the battle between Spider-Man and The Sandman. Norman’s smile dissipates as he didn’t realize that Harry was there. Norman gives his son a half-hug and says that it hurts him to hear that his son was in danger. He quietly advises Harry to stay away from Stacy’s daughter as trouble seems to surround her.

Felicia Hardy (Ana de Armas) paces back and forth in front of the Fisk Inc. building in Manhattan before finally entering. She is escorted to an office where Wilson Fisk (Vince Vaughn) is yelling on the phone at somebody. Fisk slams the phone against his desk, shattering it into tiny pieces. He tells Felicia that she made the right call, showing up to help take out Spider-Man. Fisk leads Felicia through a secret door and into an armory. Fisk introduces Felicia to some of the other members he has assembled for his “sinister spider-stomping” team: Herman Schultz (Joey Ansah), Aleksei Sytsevich (Youssef Kerkour) and the Sandman himself. Rocky Farina (Holt McCallany) then enters the room, and Fisk points out that Felicia knows him already. Fisk asks the team to introduce themselves to each other so that they will better have each other’s backs in battle. Rocky, also known as Hammerhead, glares at both Felicia and Fisk, who mentions that Hammerhead has recently come into his debt. Aleksei gives Felicia a bear hug and struggles to introduce himself in English. Fisk then points out a giant robotic Rhino suit and says that Aleksei may not be too bright, but he can do a lot of damage as the Rhino. Baker, rather than simply talking, turns his hand into a large, sandy fist. Felicia is taken aback, not used to being around crooks with legitimate super powers. Felicia asks him how he came to have powers. Baker explains that he escaped Seagate Prison and was moving down the beach away from the guards when he was caught in some sort of blast. Ever since then he’s been able to control and turn into sand. Everybody then looks at Schultz - codename: Shocker - who is silent. Fisk says that Schultz is mute, but he’s developed quite the contraption. Schultz puts on a pair of gauntlets that create a shockwave. Everyone but Aleksei takes cover. The shockwave knocks Aleksei into a wall. Fisk asks if everyone is ready to get to work.

Peter and Aunt May solemnly stand in front of the headstone for Ben Parker. They reminisce about him and joke how upset he would be at the Mets’ performance this year. May leaves some flowers at the grave and they start to walk away. May asks if Peter has a girlfriend yet. He stammers a bit before shaking his head no. She excitedly tells him her office hired an intern over the summer who is a senior at Empire State. May then says that she has set Peter up on a blind date with her. He can’t find himself able to say no as he doesn’t want to let May down. He nervously accepts.

Still upset that Harry’s life was at risk during his trip to Coney Island, Norman Osborn suits up in the latest version of OsCorp’s exosuit, painted a patriotic blue and red. He holds a press conference in front of City Hall with J. Jonah Jameson on one side of him and NYPD Captain George Stacy (Kiefer Sutherland). Norman announces to the people of New York City that he is tired of normal citizens being in constant danger from super-powered criminals running rampant throughout the city. He reveals that his own son was even caught in the crossfire between Spider-Man and the Sandman during the Coney Island incident, so he has decided to put his money and his body where his mouth is and become the Iron Patriot! The crowd erupts in applause.

Black Cat, Hammerhead, Rhino, Sandman and Shocker ride on a boat toward the Statue of Liberty. Fisk goes over the plan over their radios. He explains that the plan is to set up a trap for Spider-Man on Liberty Island. Hammerhead asks why there, and Fisk explains that without the high-rises throughout the city, Spider-Man won’t be able to use his abilities as effectively. As the boat comes closer to the monument, Rhino salutes lady liberty. On the island, they quickly take a group of tourists hostage in the crown of Lady Liberty. When he hears about the hostage situation, Stacy calls Norman, who assures Stacy that the Iron Patriot is on the job. Stacy takes over the microphone and explains that Osborn has been temporarily deputized by the NYPD, allowing him to officially arrest the super-powered criminals he apprehends.

Peter is turning in some photos at the Daily Bugle when all the televisions in the newsroom switch to coverage of the situation on Liberty Island. Peter takes the elevator up to the roof of the building, changing into his Spider-Man costume on the way up. He leaps from the roof, web-slinging his way across Manhattan to the Hudson River. Once he gets there, Peter faces the problem of how to get to the island from across the river. Peter asks a fisherman docking his boat nearby for a ride to the monument. The fisherman asks for $20 for the ride. Spider-Man explains that his suit doesn’t have any pockets. The fisherman reluctantly agrees and drives his boat across the Hudson to Liberty Island. Hammerhead uses a viewfinder to see Spider-Man and the boat arriving. He then looks up and sees Iron Patriot fly past the crown of the statue. He calls out to the others, saying they’ve got some extra company arriving.

Iron Patriot orders the criminals to stand down and release the hostages. When they refuse, Iron Patriot fires a smoke grenade into the crown. Hammerhead is knocked out by the gas, along with the hostages. When Spider-Man arrives on the island, he is charged by Rhino. Spider-Man manages to dodge the hit. He jumps onto the back of Rhino and uses his webs to cover the eyes of the armor, rendering Rhino blind. Iron Patriot then lands down next to Spider-Man, urging him to stay out of his way or he’ll arrest him. Spider-Man tries to explain that he’s there to help, but Iron Patriot flies away. Spider-Man enters the statue, finding Black Cat inside at the museum. She holds her hands up, insisting she means him no harm, she’s simply there to try to get some money she is owed. Spider-Man looks up toward the staircase leading to the top. When he looks back over to Black Cat, she’s gone. Spider-Man webs his way up the inside of the statue, only to be hit by one of Shocker’s shockwaves, knocking him back down. Spider-Man climbs back up, managing to sneak up behind Shocker. Spider-Man wraps Shocker up in webbing. He then finds the knocked out hostages and Hammerhead. He webs up Hammerhead and tries to wake up the hostages. Iron Patriot is flying back toward the crown of the statue when he is surrounded by a sandstorm created by Sandman. Iron Patriot uses his jets to blow away the sand from his path, but he is then grabbed by a giant sand hand. The sand surrounds him, extinguishing the jets and sending Iron Patriot falling into the Hudson River. Norman is unable to get out of his suit as he begins slowly sinking. Spider-Man senses this and leaps from the top of the Statue of Liberty into the river after him. Spider-Man manages to free Norman from his sinking Iron Patriot armor. By the time Spider-Man and Norman make it back to Liberty Island, NYPD helicopters have arrived to recover the hostages. Stacy lands in one of the helicopters. He looks over at Spider-Man and Norman and asks them where the criminals went. They all apparently made it off the island while Spider-Man was saving Norman. Neither of them have an answer for the angry Stacy. He asks Norman what happened to the Iron Patriot saving the day. Norman yells at Stacy, insisting he wouldn't need to do anything if the police could do their jobs. Spider-Man then realizes that his ride has also left the island. Spider-Man has to secretly ride back to Manhattan on the bottom of an NYPD helicopter.

That night, Felicia walks in on Fisk and Osborn discussing the events on Liberty Island. Osborn is trying to strike a deal with Fisk to help earn the public’s trust as a superhero, and in exchange Osborn will supply weapons and other technology to Fisk to help in his criminal pursuits - and more importantly, stop Spider-Man. The two men then realize that Felicia is there. Osborn leaves the office. Fisk calls Felicia over and threatens her father’s life if she tells anyone. Felicia says she understands.

Peter rushes through the halls of a ESU classroom building. He arrives at a large lecture hall but it is mostly empty. The few students that are there, including Gwen, are quietly taking an exam. The professor spots Peter, stating there are only five minutes left in the class period. Peter begs for leniency. The professor hands Peter the exam and says “the class ends when the class ends”. Peter knows most of the answers and speed-runs through the pages but is only able to complete half of the exam by the time class is over. Afterwards, he asks if she heard about the Liberty Island incident. She says obviously not — she was busy taking the exam! She says she loves how much he cares about the city but warns of always putting the needs of Spider-Man before the needs of Peter. He nods and says it has been hard to separate the two lately.

A few days later, there’s mass commotion in Times Square as Rhino rampages his way through the crowds after having robbed a bank. Peter sees this notification and goes to suit up as Spidey. When he arrives, he finds that Iron Patriot has once again beaten him to the punch. With Gwen’s words ringing in his head, he decides to hold back and instead pull out his camera for pictures. This time, Iron Patriot is surprisingly competent and apprehends Rhino fairly quickly. Peter takes his pictures as NYPD arrest Rhino and crowds cheer on Iron Patriot. Peter delivers the pictures to Jameson and the next Bugle hails Osborn and his heroics as a glimmer of hope for the city.

Harry and Peter arrive at an event where Gwen is being honored with an Outstanding Undergraduate Research award. In their seats, Peter says he has something embarrassing to share, revealing that he hasn’t told May about Gwen yet and she set him up on a blind date. Harry asks if Peter is going to go and he says he is but just to appease May. Harry tells Peter he has some big news of his own: he is developing a membership-based dating app for super-powered individuals, who may not be willing to reveal their identity on a more public-facing app. If he can get funding from some of his dad’s friends, he is considering dropping out of ESU and there would be an immediate job for Peter to help create the algorithm. Peter’s duties flash before his eyes - college classes, the Bugle, Spider-Man - and he tells Harry he would consider it, seemingly sincerely.

After the event, Gwen goes out for lunch with her parents. George Stacy talks about how proud they are of her accomplishments. Gwen’s mother asks about Peter and Gwen says things are great. George seems more skeptical of this, saying the kid has seemed a bit scatter-brained every time he has met him. He worries that those tendencies will end up hurting Gwen. She insists that Peter is a good guy and says she was actually thinking of asking him if he wanted to join their family for Thanksgiving dinner in a few weeks. Gwen’s mom says she would be delighted at that but George seems less than enthused.

Peter doesn’t feel right about the Rhino arrest, so he goes to the police station and attempts to use his Daily Bugle credentials to access the arrest records. The police point out that his press credentials say “photographer”. The officer at the desk does however accidentally let it slip that the so-called “Rhino” has already been released on bail. Peter knows something fishy is going on, so he discusses the situation with Gwen. She sneaks onto her father’s computer and accesses the police server using her own birthday as the password. They find that Aleksei Sytsevich’s bail was paid by Fisk Inc. Peter sits on a rooftop across from Fisk Inc. in his Spider-Man suit, waiting for his puzzle pieces to come together. He then feels his spider sense tingling. He turns around to find Black Cat. She tells him that Fisk and Osborn are teaming up, stating they both feel they have a common enemy: Spider-Man. Peter decides to take the Fisk-Osborn story to Jameson at the Daily Bugle. Jameson insists that Osborn and his Iron Patriot alter ego is a friend of the paper. Jameson tells Peter to come back if he has some pictures or some dirt on Spider-Man that they can actually publish. Peter, annoyed, asks Jameson if he ever worries that Spider-Man will sue the paper for slander. Jameson bursts out laughing as he lights a cigar.

In order to increase his effectiveness after Liberty Island, Norman meets with OsCorp’s R&D department to find ways to improve the Iron Patriot project. The researchers are a bit apprehensive to Norman’s requests as they think they should continue to focus on scientific advancement. He tunes out their apprehension and suggests they find a way to re-engineer Dr. Warren’s Jackal serum to grant him the increased strength and agility but without the animalistic after-effects. The researchers are shocked given the public embarrassment that the Jackal was for the company. Norman stands up, demanding that they get started pronto.

A disheveled Peter arrives at a coffee shop after having web-slung to make it on time. He enters and fixes his hair before scanning the room. “Peter Parker?” He feels a sensation — as if his Spidey senses are tingling — but turns around to find a girl, Mary Jane Watson (Zoey Deutch), with crimson hair and a glistening smile. He apologizes for looking unkempt and says he just got back from…napping. She says no worries, that fits the description of him that Aunt May gave her. Peter laughs and wonders what all May has had to say. Mary Jane gushes about May and says she will miss her when the internship ends. She starts to ask Peter some standard first date questions but he interrupts her and says he has a confession to make. He lets her know that he only said yes to this to make his aunt happy but he is actually seeing someone at the moment. Mary Jane seems a little hurt to hear this but he assures her that it has nothing to do with her. He just wants to see May happy after the death of his uncle and he hasn’t come around to telling her about Gwen. Mary Jane asks about Gwen. Peter describes everything he likes about her. Mary Jane smiles, saying it sounds like he really loves her. Peter thanks her again for being understanding. She says if he wants to talk more about his relationship then her ears are always open. He says he’ll remember that and lets her know that if she has any trouble in her science classes, he can help with that. They hug and leave on good terms.

Peter rushes back to the library. Gwen is actually leaving when he arrives and he is able to catch her attention. He says he has something to ask her but she says she actually meant to ask him something herself before he left. They exchange saying “you first” before asking, at the same time, if the other would want to come to their house for Thanksgiving. Gwen says she would love to meet his Aunt May. Peter says he would love to meet her family. She suggests, as a compromise, they could have both Peter and May at the Stacy residence for the holiday.

Fisk meets with Farina to plot out their next move. Farina suggests another place that would surely get Spider-Man’s attention. They’ve already done tourists, how about students? Fisk is initially appalled and says he has a line and harming children is crossing that line. He takes a glance at the framed wedding photo on his desk. Farina changes course and says they could go a little older so how about college kids? Fisk is warm to this idea and instructs Farina to round up the team, but to keep an eye on the Cat.

Peter studies for his final exams when the camera slowly rotates and it is revealed that he is lounging upside down against the wall. Suddenly his spider senses are tingling. He suits up and slings to the expansive ESU student activities center, where hundreds of students are in a panic over the arrival of the Sinister Six, sans Rhino. Spider-Man arrives and he asks if they’re wanting to play “best 2 out of 3”. Sandman says he doesn’t like math and swings a fist at Spidey. NYPD officers arrive but Shocker electrocutes their weapons using his shockwaves. He then hits Spider-Man with multiple shockwaves, causing Peter to gasp for air. A lone student begins to run away and Hammerhead instructs Black Cat to make sure no one leaves. Black Cat begins to move in that direction but stops and lets her go. Hammerhead immediately calls out that she has turned, prompting her to do a back handspring to the point where she is standing over Spider-Man. She helps him up and the two of them size up their enemies.

Meanwhile, Iron Patriot watches this news unfold as he injects himself with a small dose of the reformulated Jackal serum. He sees that he has a message from Fisk telling him to stay out of the next job. He ignores it and suits up.

Spider-Man instructs Black Cat that he is going to distract the team while she can start helping evacuate the students. A nearby set of doors burst open as Rhino enters the fray, apparently now out of jail. Spidey shouts to Rhino that Kingpin set him up. He brokered a deal with Iron Patriot and Rhino was the fall guy. Rhino, enraged, goes on a rampage and ends up catching Shocker in his crosshairs, badly injuring his former ally.

Iron Patriot flies in and immediately demands Hammerhead and Sandman to stand down. Hammerhead begins asking who this guy thinks he is and Iron Patriot shoots him with an ultra-powered beam that knocks out Farina. Sandman is confused and Iron Patriot assures him that his target is Spider-Man. The two of them team up to battle with Spider-Man and Black Cat, who are less powered but more agile.Spider-Man and Black Cat devise a plan to divert the fight to a less populated part of campus: the Norman V. Osborn College of Business. Meanwhile, Capt. Stacy is barking orders at his officers but takes a brief break to text Gwen and ask if she is safe. She confirms that she is. An armored vehicle then bursts through the police barricade and Kingpin emerges, decked out in armor to protect his identity.

Spider-Man sees the place surrounded by police and he tells Black Cat that he would understand if she wants to bail. She thanks him but wants to take down Fisk. Black Cat and Kingpin begin to fight, with her smaller size being able to evade his massive frame. Sandman is able to use his strength to dislodge a stone column at the front of the building. Kingpin breaks from his fight with Black Cat to single-handedly lift up the column. He is looking at Felicia when he says this but he instead throws it at Spider-Man. Spidey is able to avoid it but sees it heading towards a busy classroom so he uses all the webs he can to divert its path. The column comes crashing down into a nearby park, where a handful of students were hanging out. Spider-Man immediately goes to check on the victims. He stops in his tracks, seeing Harry is badly injured by the debris. “Harry?” Spider-Man lifts it up to pull his friend out from under. He looks around and finds that Iron Patriot is nowhere to be seen.

Stacy and the NYPD use this opportunity to swarm in and apprehend Kingpin, Sandman, and Black Cat. However, Felicia has secretly changed and is now blending in with the ESU student onlookers. She smiles as Fisk is handcuffed. Due to his legal expertise, Fisk is able to talk himself into a lighter sentence and is taken to a country club prison while the rest of his team are shipped off to the Ravencroft Institute.

At Thanksgiving, the Stacys host Peter and May and seem to be having a good time. George, seemingly still suspicious of Peter, asks what his plans for the future are. Surely the newspaper business won’t be around much longer. Peter retorts that neither is the NYPD if superheroes are going to always be the ones saving the day. Gwen kicks him under the table, although she is a little proud of him standing up to her dad.

Norman Osborn sits silently at his son’s bedside in the hospital. The events at ESU are on his mind and Spider-Man saying Harry’s name rings over and over again in his head. In just that instant, Peter enters the room to visit Harry. “Mr. Osborn” he says, extending a hand. A look of realization washes over Norman’s eyes. He lowers Peter’s hand and gives him a hug instead.


In Development

 
So This Is What It Feels Like: Actor/director Cooper Raiff has rounded out the cast of his LRF debut with some star power as Bill Murray (Boys of the Bayou, Heights), Bill Hader (Haunted, "Barry") and John David Washington (Task Force X: Chaos and Madness, Control) have joined So This Is What It Feels Like. Washington will play a star actor, Murray will play the head of a movie studio, while Hader will play the father of Raiff's character. The film was written by rookie writer Sammy-Jo Ellis.

The Nest: Skeet Ulrich ("Riverdale", Scream), Frank Dillane (Black Dublin, Resident Evil), Ellie Kemper ("The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt", Home Sweet Home Alone) and Zeljko Ivanek (The Courier, The Last Duel) will round out the ensemble cast of The Nest. Scott Cooper directs the film. Jack Slipter penned the script, based on the Italian film.

A Boy and His Robot:
Jessica Chastain (Haven, Odysseus - Part One) and Cillian Murphy (Caesar Part II, The Refugee) have signed on for undisclosed supporting roles in JJ Abrams' sci-fi film, A Boy and His Robot. The film was penned by the duo of Chad Taylor and Meirad Tako.

Calvin and Hobbes: Blake Lively (The Rhythm Section, A Simple Favor), Ed Helms (At the Mountains of Madness, The Lady in the Lake) and Annie Potts (Ghostbusters: Afterlife, "Young Sheldon") will round out the voice cast of Calvin and Hobbes. Lively and Helms will voice Calvin's parents, while Potts will voice his teacher. Pete Docter directs from an adaptation by Joshua Collins.

Poison Ivy: Mind Games: Adam Scott (Painkiller Jane, Kylie Dates New York City), Haley Bennett (The Water Cure, Village of Madness) and Emile Hirsch (Poison Ivy, The Second Life of John Wilkes Booth) have joined Sydney Sweeney in Poison Ivy: Mind Games. Scott will play a psychiatrist assigned to treat Ivy (Sydney Sweeney) following the events of the first film, while Bennett will play Scott's very pregnant wife. Hirsch, meanwhile, will reprise his role as pop star Wyatt Holmes. The film has once again been written by Roy Horne.

Jurassic Park: Another Adventure: As it has been teased, Ryan Reynolds (Uncharted 4, Bright Neon Lights) has been tapped to star in a new film set in the world of Jurassic Park. The star will reportedly take home a massive salary of $30 million. This film will tell a story that happens on the other side of the island during the events of the first Jurassic Park film. He will play a veterinarian working at the park. Angourie Rice (The House of Romanov, Blind Faith) will play Reynolds' daughter in the story, while Genesis Rodriguez (Centigrade, Run All Night) will play a mercenary related to the indigenous tribe of the island. The Russo Brothers (Cherry, Avengers: Endgame) have signed on to direct the film from a script by Ben Collins (The Betrothed, House Without End).

Friday, July 1, 2022

The Trades with Reuben Schwartz (Season 23)

 
Hello again everybody and welcome to Season 23’s edition of The Trades, the mid-season column where I discuss the current storylines and news at Last Resort Films.

At the start of the season, head critic Jeff Stockton generated some headlines by teasing multiple masterpieces this season. Given the season’s releases thus far, you’d have to imagine that there are some good things to come in the second half of the season. At this point, two John Malone collaborations (Haven and The House of Romanov) appear to be on the tongues of awards journalists. One thin worth pointing out in regards to both of those is their large ensemble casts, meaning there could be plenty of competition for the acting awards this year.

The season’s box office has been a bit of a rollercoaster and appears to be in a wait-and-see mode at the moment. After the most successful release of the season in Task Force X: Chaos and Madness, there were three straight flops before Uncharted 4 bounced things back a bit. Luckily Round 6 starts off with a bang with the return of Lucas Hedges as Spider-Man and there are some other big name properties in the remaining five rounds, as we will get to shortly. Round 6 will also see the debut of a new writer at LRF in Jimmy Ellis’s sister Sammy-Jo. Since his debut in Season 10, Ellis has been one of the most prolific writers at the studio so it will be fascinating to see if his sister’s career shares a similar path.

One trend that is worth keeping an eye out for in the back half of the season is “surprise sequels”. LRF will be making its first adventure into Jurassic Park after 23 seasons. While the details are scarce at the moment, writer Ben Collins has been teasing the film on his blog. If anyone to trust with a franchise such as this, it comes as no surprise that Mr. Dolan has given the keys to LRF’s resident fantastical horror/monster expert.

Roy Horne’s Poison Ivy remake remains to be one of the surprise breakout hits in LRF history, garnering 9 GRA nominations and winning 4 of those. However, an inside source has informed me that Poison Ivy was not submitted on the Most Wanted Sequel ballot in Season 19. If anything, this probably tells that Horne was surprised as any with the film’s smashing success. And unlike the sequels to 1992’s Poison Ivy, the biggest piece of news for Poison Ivy: Mind Games is the return of Sydney Sweeney. Her contract to return has been turning heads in Hollywood for two reasons. One, it solidifies her already rising status as the It Girl of LRF at the moment. And second, it has other actors now reconsidering reviving old roles that they thought to be one-offs or long dead — but that is only if the money is right.

It has been eleven seasons since Booster Gold: Lost in Time, a film Chad Taylor often talked about as the end of a trilogy and the closing of that book. But never say never, I suppose, as LRF made the major announcement at this season’s Comic Con that Billy Magnussen would be making his return to the blue and gold. Information on the film is still being kept tightly under wraps, as all we have now is a poster, teaser trailer, and a song from the film’s soundtrack. Because of the long break in between, this will be another interesting situation to monitor. How does Booster Gold fit into the current LRF landscape? There have been over 30 DC Comics films since his last appearance, although Batman: In the Shadows showed last season that some names are big enough to negate any long absence.

Perhaps the most intriguing element to me is whether or not Dan Stevens will return as Rip Hunter. In the time since Lost in Time, Stevens has become LRF’s James Bond, won a Golden Reel Award, and had a scene-stealing performance in Justice League Unlimited (with some critics pointing out how he aptly filled his father’s shoes). So that brings some natural questions about how that dynamic would now work if they are brought back together on screen. I have scoured the gossip rags and have yet to find any hint of bad blood between Magnussen and Stevens. But surely you have to wonder about whether or not there is any resentment between master and apprentice.