Sunday, May 28, 2023

Now Showing: Green Lantern Corps: Sinestro War

 

Green Lantern Corps: Sinestro War
Genre: Action / Superhero / Sci-Fi
Director: Christopher McQuarrie
Writer: APJ
Based on DC Comics characters
Cast: Tom Cruise, John Boyega, Luke Evans, Carrie Coon, Terence Stamp, Cleopatra Coleman, Bryan Brown, Kevin Durand, Billy Dee Williams, Nick Chinlund, Miranda Otto, Vinnie Karetak, James Frain, Veronica Ngo, Cliff Curtis

Plot: Green Lantern Abin Sur (Cliff Curtis) captures Parallax, the yellow fear entity, in a large containment unit on his spaceship. He delivers the imprisoned creature to Krona (Billy Dee Williams), one of the Guardians of the Universe, on Ysmault, a remote star in the Milky Way Galaxy. Krona, however, turns on Abin Sur, having him attacked by a group of Manhunters. Abin Sur’s close proximity to Parallax weakens him, allowing the Manhunters to mortally wound him. Abin Sur flees from the star in his ship as he bleeds profusely. He tries to seal his wound with his green power ring, but the damage is already done. He pilots his ship toward the nearest planet, Earth, crashing on its surface. He takes off his power ring and tells it to find someone worthy - a man without fear.

10 Years Later…
Hal Jordan (Tom Cruise) wakes up in bed next to Carol Ferris (Carrie Coon). He silently climbs out of bed and charges his power ring with his lantern. Hal is about to leave Earth to go to Oa, but Carol wakes up and catches him. She chastises him for once again trying to leave the planet without saying goodbye. Hal says he was afraid to wake her. Carol gives Hal a kiss and says that they both know Hal Jordan has no fear. Hal promises to return after he meets with Ganthet on Oa and does a patrol shift with what is left of the Green Lantern Corps. Hal then flies off in a blur of green light away from Earth.

Thaal Sinestro (Luke Evans) flies up to Starlag, a large prison complex floating through the Vega system. Sinestro uses his yellow power ring to blast a hole through the exterior of Starlag. As prisoners and guards alike are sucked out of Starlag and into open space, Sinestro flies through the opening and tracks down Arkillo (Nick Chinlund) - the most feared criminal in the galaxy - who is being kept in a maximum security cell. Sinestro blasts the guards with his ring and frees Arkillo. Sinestro offers Arkillo a yellow power ring of his own and asks Arkillo to join him in spreading fear through the universe as part of his Sinestro Corps. Arkillo thinks about it for a moment before putting the ring on. 

Green Lanterns John Stewart (John Boyega) and Katma Tui (Cleopatra Coleman) are on patrol when they hear a report of the prison break at Starlag. Stewart and Tui get there just in time to see Sinestro and Arkillo leaving the prison. They are stunned to see Sinestro in yellow instead of green. Seeing various aliens - both guards and prisoners - suffocating in space, Stewart and Tui both prioritize rescuing them, which allows Sinestro and Arkillo to escape. After everyone is back inside and safe, the prison warden condemns them for saving everyone, telling them that Arkillo being on the loose will result in more lost lives than what they just saved.

Hal Jordan arrives on Oa just in time for a ceremony where the last Guardian of the Universe, Ganthet (Terence Stamp), is naming veteran Green Lantern Tomar-Re (Bryan Brown) as a new Guardian and his successor as leader of the Green Lantern Corps. Jordan congratulates Tomar-Re on the promotion after the ceremony. Their conversation is cut short though by the arrival of John Stewart and Katma Tui, who inform everyone that Sinestro is now wearing a yellow power ring and that he just broke Arkillo out of Starlag. Tomar-Re informs them that he and his old partner Kilowog had captured Arkillo, a brutal barbarian, and imprisoned him in Starlag to protect the galaxy from his terror. Ganthet says that clearly Sinestro has recruited him due to his ability to instill fear in others, with fear being what powers the yellow power battery.

Sinestro and Arkillo arrive on Qward, the base of operations for the Sinestro Corps and home of the yellow power battery. Sinestro realizes that the power battery is not going to be strong enough to power an army of rings. Sinestro’s wife, Arin Sur (Miranda Otto), suggests that if he wants a battery strong enough to fulfill his vision he will need to locate what powers the yellow power battery in the first place - the fear entity Parallax. She then reminds Sinestro that her brother, Abin Sur, had been sent by the Guardians to capture Parallax before he died.

Ganthet reveals to Jordan and the others that there is an entire spectrum of power batteries, not just green and yellow, with each color representing the emotion that powers it - Green is Will and Yellow is Fear, but there is also Red (Rage), Orange (Avarice), Blue (Hope), Indigo (Compassion) and Violet (Love). Jordan is surprised to hear this since he had not been informed about any of them in his ten years with the Green Lantern Corps. Ganthet confesses that he and the other Guardians tried to suppress the other spectrums because they were less predictable and more unstable than the green power battery. Ganthet says that now he realizes that they will need rings from the other spectrums if they are going to stop whatever Sinestro has planned. He urges the others to go to see Krona on Ysmalt, who has been hiding a copy of each power ring for centuries just in case they are needed, even after he was exiled from the Guardians.

Sinestro and Arkillo arrive on Ysmalt. Sinestro demands that Krona free Parallax into his custody so that he can use the fear entity to fully power an entire army of yellow power rings. Krona uses his power gauntlet against them, but they overpower the elderly former Guardian, Krona concedes and hands over the tomb containing Parallax. Sinestro then blasts Krona with his yellow power ring, with Parallax’s presence increasing the strength of his ring. Sinestro tells Arkillo that Parallax will be the perfect weapon to finally instill fear in Hal Jordan, which would render the strongest Green Lantern left practically useless. Sinestro and Arkillo leave Ysmalt with the tomb, with Krona incapacitated and unable to stop them. 

Hal Jordan, John Stewart, Katma Tui and Tomar-Re all arrive on Ysmalt to find a gravely injured Krona. He tells them that Sinestro beat them to Ysmalt and has taken Parallax, the fear entity, in order to wage war against the Green Lantern Corps, and Hal Jordan specifically. Tomar-Re tells Krona that they are there looking for a way to defeat Sinestro and the army he is building. Krona leads them to a vault containing rings from the other spectrums: Yellow, Red, Orange, Indigo, Violet and Blue. Jordan asks how it works, and Krona tells them that once the rings are released from their case, they will automatically seek out someone they deem worthy and suitable to wield them. Krona releases the rings. The violet ring goes to Katma Tui, the blue ring goes to Tomar-Re, the yellow ring goes to Jordan, while the red, orange and indigo power rings shoot off into space. Katma Tui asks why the violet ring chose her. Krona tells her that it must sense a love in her heart. Tui looks over at Stewart, and the two exchange loving glances. Jordan is shocked that a yellow ring would choose him, but Krona tells him that Sinestro fears him. Jordan starts to rally the others to split up in their pursuit of Sinestro. He wants to go back to Earth in case Sinestro plans to attack his home planet, but Tomar-Re says that Jordan should lead the hunt for Sinestro since he fears him. Tomar-Re then says that he and Katma Tui will go to Earth and that Jordan and Stewart should track down Sinestro.

Sinestro and Arkillo return to Qward with the tomb containing Parallax. The fear entity’s presence immediately begins powering up the yellow power battery at the center of Qward. Now at full strength, Sinestro sends Arkillo and Parallax to Earth to destroy Hal Jordan’s home of Coast City. Sinestro will stay and ready the rest of his Sinestro Corps for battle against the Green Lantern Corps. After Arkillo and Parallax leave the planet, Arin Sur asks Sinestro if he’s sure about what he’s doing. Sinestro says that destroying Coast City will either break Hal Jordan or make him stronger, but even Jordan’s will power will be enough to defeat an entity like Parallax and his Sinestro Corps, motioning out toward an army of waiting Sinestro Corps soldiers.

Former Green Lantern Kilowog (Kevin Durand) resides alone in the ruins of his destroyed home planet of Bolovax Vik after failing to find a home on Earth decades earlier. The Red Power Ring finds its way to him. He puts it on and becomes a Red Lantern. He feels compelled to fly his way to Oa. When he gets there the place looks a lot different than the hay days when he was a member of the Green Lantern Corps. Ganthet the Guardian is the only familiar face he sees. Ganthet tells him to please wait for Hal Jordan and John Stewart to return as they are going to need someone with Kilowog’s rage to wield that red power ring and help defeat the army that Sinestro is building. Kilowog is surprised that Sinestro has become the bad guy, musing that it shouldn’t be surprising though with a name like Sinestro.

Back on Earth, Carol Ferris and Thomas Kalmaku (Vinnie Karetak) are preparing for the launch of a new test rocket. Just as they are about to launch the rocket, Thomas aborts the launch process. Carol asks why, and he says that there is an unknown object entering Earth’s atmosphere. They both go outside and see the skies beginning to turn yellow above Coast City. Tomar-Re and Katma Tui both land down at the Ferris Air base. They use their new blue and violet power rings to form a force field over Coast City as the massive Parallax continues getting closer.

On the planet of Okaara, Larfleeze (James Frain) is in the process of stealing an ancient artifact when the Orange Power Ring finds its way onto his finger. Larfleeze doesn’t think much of it and continues in his heist, but the ring has other ideas and transports him to Oa. Larfleeze announces that he has no interest in joining any kind of team, or sharing his power with anyone - he wants to keep everything for himself. Hal Jordan and John Stewart arrive on Oa in the middle of Larfleeze’s rant. Stewart jokes that the orange ring clearly chose its wielder for his greed. They are soon joined by the stoic and mysterious Iroque (Veronica Ngo) who teleports to Oa wielding the Indigo Power Ring. Krona soon arrives in Oa as well. Still weakened from his injuries, he apologizes to Ganthet for turning on him and the other Guardians all those generations ago. He says that he hopes he has found a way to make it up to him and reveals that he has learned that the yellow power battery will be on Qward where Sinestro has been building up his Corps. Krona says that hopefully they can get there before Sinestro does whatever he has planned for Jordan’s home world. Ganthet thanks Krona for coming and offers him one of the vacant Guardians spots, but Krona declines.

Hal Jordan, John Stewart, Kilowog, Larfleeze and Iroque all make their way to Qward. They find an army waiting for them, but Sinestro and Parallax are nowhere to be found. Kilowog suggests that Jordan and Stewart make their way to Earth to protect it from Sinestro while he, Larfleeze and Iroque take care of the Sinestro Corps soldiers remaining on Qward. Jordan agrees and asks them all to head toward Earth once they’re done. Jordan and Stewart fly off to race toward Earth. Red Lantern Kilowog leads Orange Lantern Larfleeze and Indigo Lantern Iroque against the novice Sinestro Corps Yellow Lanterns remaining on Qward. Without their leader or Parallax around, the Yellow Lanterns quickly fall in battle. Kilowog then suggests that they destroy the yellow power battery so that any bearers of a yellow power ring will be unable to recharge. Kilowog, Larfleeze and Iroque all fire their power rings at the battery, resulting in a fiery, yellow explosion. The three then begin flying toward Earth at full speed.

The blue and violet force field created by the power rings of Katma Tui and Tomar-Re is losing its strength as Parallax begins to fill the atmosphere around it. Arkillo begins pounding on a section of blue force field created by Tomar-Re’s ring. Rather than continue to simply play defense, Tui breaks her force field off and engages Arkill in battle, attacking him with her violet power ring. Seeing a break in the force field from the surface, Carol tells Thomas to fire every test rocket and missile they have on the base at the yellow creature in the sky, Parallax. The missiles and rockets do a bit of damage to Parallax, but the entity quickly regains its strength based on the amount of fear it is creating among the people of Coast City. Sinestro arrives and instructs Parallax to begin destroying the city. Katma Tui tries to use her new violet power ring, picturing her love for John Stewart, to create a massive violet concussive blast that sends Arkillo flying. Arkillo absorbs energy from Parallax into his ring. He then grabs Katma Tui by the neck with his ring-hand. He causes his ring to explode, killing Katma Tui. Her body falls down to the ground. 

Hal Jordan and John Stewart arrive in Coast City to find Parallax completely consuming the skies and Tomar-Re struggling to defend the area by himself from Arkill. Parallax begins to disintegrate the city and sucks the life out of those frozen in fear. Stewart asks where Katma Tui is. Tomar-Re regretfully points to her body. Stewart flies over and becomes enraged by her death. His ring forms a green missile launcher, which he fires at Arkillo. Jordan makes sure Carol is safe. She is surprised by his new yellow appearance, but kisses him anyway. The violet ring flies off of Katma Tui’s lifeless finger. Stewart tries to grab it, but it makes its way onto the hand of Carol. She is suddenly transformed into a Violet Lantern. Stewart continues to fight Arkillo with a barrage of attacks from his power ring. Arkillo closes in and grabs Stewart, but Stewart calmly tells Arkillo that he is not afraid of him. Stewart then blasts a hole through Arkillo’s chest, killing him.

Kilowog, Larfleeze and Iroque arrive on Earth. Tomar-Re tells them that the only way to defeat a spectrum entity is to use all the other rings in the spectrum against it. Tomar-Re, Kilowog, Larfleeze, Stewart and Iroque line up in formation underneath Parallax. Jordan tells Carol that she must join them and use her new ring against Parallax. Carol says she doesn’t know how to work the thing. Jordan tells her that the violet power ring is powered by the emotion of love, so as long as she thinks about and feels that the ring will do most of the work itself. She asks what he is going to do, and Jordan tells her that he must battle Sinestro now. Carol closes her eyes and the ring brings her into the formation with the others. A rainbow of power fires from their formation right at Parallax, as they all focus on their emotion on the spectrum. Parallax becomes smaller every second. No longer a massive cloud of yellow fear energy, Parallax is weakened all the way down to the size of a rock, and finally disappears completely.

Hal Jordan flies around until he finds Sinestro hiding behind the cloudlike form of Parallax. Sinestro is stunned to see that Jordan is wielding a yellow power ring. He demands to know how Jordan is able to wield it. Jordan says that the ring came to him because he is feared. Sinestro laughs and asks who fears him. Jordan says “you”. Jordan then fires at Sinestro with his yellow power ring. Sinestro fires back with his. The two beams are of equal strength, countering each other. Jordan then pulls out his green power ring and puts it on his other hand. He then fires at Sinestro with a green power ring in one hand and a yellow power ring in the other. The dual power ring blasts incapacitate Sinestro, knocking him unconscious. Jordan pulls Sinestro’s ring off of his finger and creates a set of handcuffs from his green power ring. Tomar-Re escorts the unconscious Sinestro to Starlag to be imprisoned.

Hal Jordan joins Carol Ferris to fly around the city and survey the destruction of Coast City. All the damage of their hometown saddens them, but Carol vows to use her resources as president of Ferris Air to work to rebuild the city. Jordan tells Carol that there is going to be a lot of business to deal with back on Oa. Carol motions to her Violet Power Ring and asks if she will be able to go there with him now. Jordan smiles. Carol and Jordan hold hands as they fly off into space toward Oa, Jordan surrounded by green energy and Carol surrounded by violet energy.

All of the various Lanterns reconvene on Oa for Katma Tui’s funeral. John Stewart can’t bring himself to take part in the ceremony, instead choosing to watch the funeral from a distance. After the funeral, Kilowog takes off the red power ring, insisting he’d rather be a regular Green Lantern again. All of the Lanterns fire their rings toward space as a salute to the fallen Katma Tui. After the funeral, Jordan introduces Carol to Ganthet. He notices her Violet Power Ring. He says that if the ring found her she must love Jordan quite a lot. 

Post-Credits Scene:
John Stewart flies aimlessly through space, still angry about Katma Tui’s death at the hands of Arkillo. He sees something in the distance coming toward him. Eventually it is clear that it is a Red Power Ring. Stewart holds it in his hands. His eyes glow red as he contemplates putting on the ring.


Saturday, May 27, 2023

Top 10 Selena Gomez Films

 
Sherman J. Pearson here for another Top 10. Selena Gomez is starring in her 11th film for LRF (including animated roles), so it seemed like a good time to look at her filmography and see if Zoe's Vegas cracks the Top 10....

Top 10 Selena Gomez Films
10. The Banded Ants 2 - The Mortal Enemy
9. Neuromancer
8. Natasha, Pierre & The Great Comet of 1812
7. The Young Heiress
6. The Banded Ants 3 - Showdown
5. Zoe's Vegas
4. Zoe Maye
3. The Banded Ants
2. Grand Theft Auto
1. A View from the Bridge

Release: Zoe's Vegas

 

Zoe's Vegas
Genre: Drama/Comedy
Director: Judd Apatow
Writer: Jacob Jones 
Sequel to Zoe Maye
Cast: Selena Gomez, Megan Fox, Zac Efron, Madison Pettis, Zendaya, Keke Palmer, Pete Davidson




Budget: $42,000,000
Domestic Box Office: $49,482,548
Foreign Box Office: $19,503,491
Total Profit: -$14,294,107

Reaction: Zoe's Vegas was unable to find the same surprise success that its predecessor Zoe Maye did back in Season 13. It doesn't have the same caliber of supporting players as the first film, such as Sharon Stone, Nicolas Cage and John Cena, which could have hurt the marketability of this sequel a bit.




"Selena Gomez is someone I always hope good will towards, but this character doesn't enhance that feeling. The soundtrack and scope is great for this movie. Too bad that the script is too self-indulgent redeem anything from the previous movie. It all felt unnecessary around the end to be honest." - Reggie Dunn, Sacramento Bee



"The writing and direction of this sequel are much tighter than in Zoe Maye's first big-screen adventure in Season 13. The tonal balance was improved and there was less dead space in the story. Selena Gomez's Zoe is still a fairly grating character to me and I missed some of the more colorful characters that the first film had but this one lacked. All in all, I'd say Zoe's Vegas is a slight improvement (even with its issues) over the first film thanks to its technical improvements." - Cooper Wilson, The Earl Hays Press



"Both Zoe Maye and Zoe's Vegas feature a cast of unlikable characters, but at they were more fun in the first film thanks to over-the-top performances from John Cena and Nicolas Cage. That sense of fun was missed in this sequel, which is a shame because the writing and directing are both better in this one. I also found Selena Gomez slightly less annoying this time around." - Cal Crowe, Washington Globe








Rated R for language, sexual content/nudity and thematic material

Friday, May 26, 2023

Last Resort Films Jukebox: Zoe's Vegas




Now Showing: Zoe's Vegas

 
Zoe's Vegas
Genre: Drama/Comedy
Director: Judd Apatow
Writer: Jacob Jones 
Sequel to Zoe Maye
Cast: Selena Gomez, Megan Fox, Zac Efron, Madison Pettis, Zendaya, Keke Palmer, Pete Davidson

Plot: The movie begins the way the last ended, with Zoe Maye (Selena Gomez) standing on an altar during graduation, accepting her diploma. Through narration, Zoe gives a brief recap of the last movie’s events before answering what’s next for her…

“LAS VEGAS, BITCHES!”

Zoe hollers at her phone as she steps off a plane with Elise (Madison Pettis) and Joseph (Zac Efron). After posting her short vlog on YouTube, Elise rambles about all the things they’re going to do now that they’re here. Joseph then spots their limo from the distance. The three enter and take a glance at all the sights and sounds of Las Vegas. Finally, the limo arrives at Caesar’s Palace where a group of beefy Trojans ushers the trio in.

Zoe leads the way, checking in with the receptionist and heading to their room. The three settle down, Elise looking through the window, Joseph sitting on the bed and Zoe relaxing, looking up whatever irrelevant YouTube video she can find.

Elise then motions for Zoe to check out the window, the two amazed by all the lights. Joseph then asks Zoe if she could come over, taking his shirt off. He mentions something about Adam and Eve being one of God’s first creations, only for Zoe to tell him that they evolved from them. She jumps on the bed, playfully wrestling Joseph before engaging in a makeout session.

At 2:00 AM in the morning, Zoe heads out of bed to go to the bathroom. Once arriving at the women’s bathroom, she notices a crowd of people gathered around another woman in skimpy clothing. Unnerved by the sight, Zoe tries to ignore it, but the woman notices her and asks for her to come over.

Zoe does so, nervously staring at the woman, only for her to welcome her to Las Vegas. She introduces herself as Ayden Hoffer (Megan Fox) or as she’s better known in the adult film industry, Ayden Love. She proceeds to ask so many questions about life, while also repeatedly asking Zoe if she thinks she looks ‘hot’. Eventually, Zoe finds an out when another woman comes in but not before being invited out to lunch. Zoe tries to get out of it, but Ayden convinces her, saying it’ll be the ‘sexiest ticket of the party’.

The next morning, Zoe, Elise, and Joseph arrive at Gordon Ramsay Pub and Grill, waiting for Ayden. She arrives with a guy who looks like he’d rather be anywhere else, her boyfriend, Tyson (Pete Davidson). As Ayden introduces him, Tyson nonchalantly waves at the group before sitting down.

As the five have lunch, Ayden constantly flirts with or flaunts herself to Joseph, making him and Zoe extremely uncomfortable. All the while, Tyson does nothing about it. At some point, Ayden asks Zoe how life is back at the Double Loop Strip Club and Bar. It’s there Zoe admits that she gave up stripping. Surprised, Ayden tries to goad Zoe, asking questions about why she quit. It reaches a point where Zoe asks Ayden if the two can talk in private.

Outside the restaurant, Zoe sternly tells Ayden that she’s uncomfortable with her flirting with her boyfriend and asking her personal questions. Ayden tries to frame it as herself introducing herself. Zoe then explains that she had an awful experience she had with a scummy individual. Ayden fakes sympathy but claims there is hypocrisy, mentioning that Zoe loved talking about ‘girl power’ back then and as such, she should support her fellow women. Overwhelmed, Zoe abruptly tells Ayden that she has to go and thanks her for the time before rushing inside to pick up Elise and Joseph.

Upon reentering their room, Zoe flops onto the bed, tears forming in her eyes. Joseph comes up to her and asks what happened. Zoe tells Joseph about Ayden, her rival back in the Double Loop Strip Club and Bar She also talks about how Ayden tried to ask her questions about life. Joseph hugs Zoe, saying that he was uncomfortable with how Ayden was flirting with him. The two agree to avoid Ayden and Tyson as much as possible.

This plan backfires the next day when Ayden enters the room, apologizing for yesterday’s conversation, wanting to make it up to them by inviting the group to a ‘killer’ night at Extra Lounge. Elise, wanting to give Ayden another chance, accepts the offer on behalf of Zoe.

That evening, Zoe, Joseph, and Elise arrive at the Extra Lounge, coming across Tyson and an Ayden dressed in only lingerie. What follows is a long night of drinking as everyone sans Elise and Zoe booze out. Several hours later, Zoe tends to a drunken Joseph when Ayden stumbles over to her, asking if she’s got her party on. Zoe bluntly tells her that it’s late and they need to go to their room. As she says this, Tyson loudly calls her a ‘prude’. Zoe turns around, confronting Tyson. The most intoxicated of the bunch, Tyson asks Zoe how someone be such a prude.

The two argue, causing a small crowd to build up before Tyson calls Zoe a ‘pussy’. Outraged, Zoe tells a bartender to give her twenty-five shots. Zoe proceeds to blaze through them all, her inhibitions fading in the process. After drinking the final shot, Zoe flashes Tyson before smashing the final shot cup to the ground and standing on the top of the chair, screaming loudly.

“I AM ZOE, HEAR ME ROAR!!!!”

The next day, Elise wakes up a hung-over Zoe. When asked what happened, Elise explains to Zoe that she fell off the chair and vomited on the floor, got naked, and locked Joseph in the car. Humiliated, Zoe apologizes to Elise, and the two head out. Zoe unlocks the car door and wakes Joseph up, not telling him about what happened.

Only a few minutes later, Zoe hears a knock on the door. She finds Ayden, naked from having sex with Tyson. She then invites Zoe to shop with her at the mall, claiming to have gotten close to her. Zoe tries to make it clear that she’s not interested, only for Ayden to mention the incident that happened last night. Fearing where the conversation may go, Zoe reluctantly agrees. Ayden walks off, telling Zoe to wear her ‘most alluring’ attire, because ‘her girls’ are going to be joining them.

That afternoon, Zoe tries to keep it low-key, finding Ayden and Tyson at The Forum Shops. Ayden then introduces the group to ‘her girls’, Skyler (Peyton List), Aleisha (Keke Palmer), and Lillie (Zendaya). The group all make their way to Armani where they begin shopping for new designer clothing. One thing that becomes noticeable is that Ayden’s friends love to flaunt themselves, showing off their bodies, flirting with any guy that comes their way, and talking about how hot they are (though Skyler is noticeably more reluctant).

As the day goes on, Tyson gets a close-up of Elise and tries to lift her skirt only to be stopped by Joseph. Tyson keeps trying to pull it up only to be slapped away by Joseph. It gets to a point where the two get into a fight, ending with Joseph knocking Tyson out. Tyson is then transported to the hospital where a teary-eyed Ayden asks a doctor if he’ll be alright. The doctor ensures Ayden that Tyson is okay. He’s just got a minor concussion. Ayden heads out of the E.R, coming face to face with Zoe who tries to apologize. Ayden angrily accuses Zoe of planning this on purpose and that she’ll have to answer for this.

That afternoon, Ayden tells her friends that they need to get back at Zoe for what happened and decides that they need to break Zoe and Joseph up. She hands Skyler, Aleisha, and Lillie wigs and tells them to pretend to be strippers. Skyler raises her hand, concerned about the idea. Ayden is about to explain the rationale when Aleisha tells her that she can handle this.

Aleisha then tries to give Skyler a pep talk explaining that if they do this, they’ll get opportunities to be in movies like Ayden says. Lillie begins to fantasize about all the ‘plump dicks’ she can have and starts masturbating much to the shock of Skyler. Adjusting herself, Lillie suggests a girls night out before actually going forward with the plan. Aleisha agrees to it, pressuring Skyler to join them.

At the Alto Bar, Aleisha and Lillie dance provocatively with a few beefed-up jocks. Skyler stays by the bar table, eating shrimp and calamari. Late in the evening, Skyler checks on Aleisha and Lillie, who at this point are wasted. Aleisha soon realizes that they have to do the plan and stuffs the wigs on everyone’s head.

In Zoe’s room, Joseph reads through the Bible when he hears a knock on the door. He goes to get it and finds the three girls swaying and stumbling over themselves, introducing themselves as Allie, Lucinda, and Molly, three strippers brought by Elise. Joseph doesn’t buy it but watches them force themselves in.

Aleisha and Lillie get on the bed, ready to give Joseph the ‘orgy of his life’. Skyler stays behind before being pressured by Lillie to join them. Aleisha takes Joseph’s shirt off as Lillie licks his ear. Aleisha tells Skyler to take his pants off but the moment Skyler touches his pant legs is when she cracks, repeatedly claiming she can’t do it. Around this time, Zoe re-enters the room and upon seeing a visibly distraught Skyler crying and Aleisha and Lillie sitting around with a half-naked Joseph, she asks this simple question:

“What the fuck?”

Seeing Zoe, Skyler walks up to her and comes clean about the whole thing. Zoe gives her a hug and asks if she has a ride home. Skyler admits that she doesn’t, Ayden never giving them one. Joseph and Zoe agree to let them sleep here for the night, realizing the nature of the situation. Elise then walks in, seeing everyone and asking if she missed something.

The next morning, Zoe sits with the now fully clothed girls at a Starbucks. Zoe then tries to know more about the three and learns that they are close friends who struggled to figure out what to do with their lives until they met Ayden. All Aleisha and Lillie like to do is fantasize about men and show off their ‘voluptuous bodies’. Skyler goes deeper, however, revealing that she has an interest in painting and was hoping to make it a full-time career only to learn that it doesn’t pay well. She then calls out Aleisha and Lillie, saying that Aleisha used to love going for jogs and Lillie was great at karaoke before meeting Ayden.

Now realizing the root of the issue, Zoe tells them that as women, they deal with a lot of shit from guys. As such, they need to stick together and stand strong. However, they also need to avoid toxic influences. Ayden is that influence. She asks Aleisha and Lillie when the last time they did their favorite activities were. Aleisha then remembers being on track and having dreams of being in the Olympics and Lillie with her hopes of going into American Idol and becoming a star.

Realizing that they’ve been led astray, Aleisha and Lillie apologize to Skyler and Zoe for everything. Zoe forgives them, having known from experience. She tells them what happened when she tried to break into the adult film industry, only to be objectified and dehumanized by a disgusting human being named Ken Stars.

Despite this, Zoe says that she’s just one person and that if this is what they want to pursue, she won’t stop them. It’s when they take one thing and make it their entire personality that it becomes a problem. Aleisha and Lillie opt to return to their normal lives. They ask Zoe to help them and she agrees, arranging a girls’ night out tomorrow.

Outside the Starbucks however, an enraged Ayden storms in and calls out Zoe. From there, a fight ensues as the two tumble onto the ground and rip at their hair. Security personnel drags the two ladies apart when an angered Zoe asks Ayden what she’s getting out of this. In a frenzy, Ayden tells Zoe that the woman she sees before her wasn’t always like this. In fact, she was a lot like Zoe.

A flashback reveals that Ayden was a lot like Zoe. Young, immature, and unsure of where her life was going. So she entered the Double Loop Strip Bar and Club, finding work as a stripper. She rose up the ranks, thanks to her good looks and work ethic, though she gained a reputation for being a little egocentric. When Zoe came in, Ayden was supposed to mentor her. But every chance she got, Zoe blew her off. One night, it all came to a head. Zoe pulled off a prank that caused facial damage on Ayden. When called out on it, Zoe went off, calling Ayden a narcissistic bitch and that she was the real queen of the club. When the boss got involved, Zoe put together a sob story that painted her as an innocent victim and got Ayden fired.

The firing caused Ayden to develop an obsession with outdoing Zoe, so she followed all of Zoe’s social media platforms under an alias to get an understanding of what she did so she could do it better. She tearfully exclaims that she didn’t want this life. A life where she’s constantly objectified and has to deal with constant plastic surgeries and a boyfriend who only likes her cause of the sex.

Horrified, Zoe apologizes profusely to Ayden, not realizing how her actions negatively impacted her. The fact she led her down this path is the worst part of it all, however. Through the tears, Ayden smiles, thanking Zoe and saying that this was what she wanted all along. She then tells her former friends that they’re free to go and walks off.

The next morning, the media reports on her disappearance. Zoe listens in, saddened over how everything turned out. Elise comes up to her, telling her that she tried her best and that one day, Ayden will find her happiness. They then hear a knock on the door, finding Skyler, Aleisha, and Lillie together.

The five girls spend the entire day together, even partaking in their favorite activities. Aleisha gets to run a race with the girls, winning it with relative ease. Lillie also reconnects with her love of singing, even if she admits to being a little rusty. At the end of the day, Skyler happily tells Zoe that they should do it again only for Zoe to tell her that tomorrow, she’s going home.

On the final day, Joseph makes sure everything is packed before turning to Zoe as she stares out the window. She asks Joseph if everything was as they planned. Joseph smiles, saying it was all that and more before kissing her on the cheek. The three friends head out of the hotel, waiting for their Uber to the airport when Skyler comes up to them, saying she has a surprise.

Aleisha and Lillie then come in, revealing a picture of Zoe they made together. Touched, Zoe thanks Skyler for the picture and the five share an embrace. The Uber arrives, Zoe promising to stay in touch with the girls whenever possible. As the Uber drives off, Zoe looks out the window and takes a final look at the skyline of Las Vegas, and smiles, declaring this the best vacation ever.


Thursday, May 25, 2023

A Second Look: Dead Space


Welcome back for another edition of A Second Look with Jeff Stockton! In this segment I will take a "second look" at a past LRF release with a fresh set of eyes.

 This has been a big season for films set in outer space with Among Us and now Green Lantern Corps coming to theaters. I decided to take a "second look" at an early space/sci-fi adaptation, the video game film Dead Space. I, like most critics, did not like Dead Space when it came out back in Season 6. It felt a bit boring and way too generic of an entry in the sci-fi/horror genre combo that ripped off too many better films while also being way too faithful to the video games to the detriment of the viewer. 

Upon taking a second look at Dead Space, the film directed by David Ayer and written by Ben Collins, I discovered that the film is better than I remembered. Not dramatically so, but definitely at least a little better. The film is definitely a bit of an Alien clone, but the game was as well. I liked Colin Farrell in the lead role as he brought a bit of personality to a role that was written without any. I still think the film follows the video game too closely to the point that it can feel like you're watching someone else play video game at times, but the story isn't terrible and the cast make it better.

Original Grade: F+

New Grade: C-



Release: The Night Swim

 

The Night Swim
Genre: Thriller/Mystery
Director: Nia DaCosta
Writer: Rene Menzie
Based on the novel by Megan Goldin
Cast: Tessa Thompson, Rooney Mara, Joe Cole, Corey Stoll, Spencer Treat Clark, Michael Sheen, Cary Elwes, Sophie Rundle, Stephanie Beatriz, Topher Grace




Budget: $33,000,000
Domestic Box Office: $29,482,595
Foreign Box Office: $17,589,490
Total Profit: -$20,491,004


Reaction: While the Novel Adaptation Curse has been broken by a couple outlying films here and there, the overall trend continues here with another novel adaptation flopping at the box office.

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"It seems as though many of the books that are chosen for adaptations here at LRF probably shouldn’t be adapted. Although portrayed as a Thriller, I did not find anything in this film at all thrilling. The films strengths are overshadowed by what essentially, in my viewing experience, is a bore of a film to get through." - Arthur Watson, The Daily Telegraph



"The Night Swim is a thriller without any attempt to create any thrills for the audience. Meanwhile all of the Mystery elements feel super obvious and telegraphed. The story wastes a talented cast with its characters almost exclusively relegated to delivering exposition and serving as plot points." - Dave Manning, Ridgefield Press




"Tessa Thompson, Rooney Mara and the rest of the cast are all super talented, but they are mere cogs in a dry and predictable mystery here. The central mystery would have some potential if it was handled more carefully and with a bit more interest in making the film stand on its own legs from a storytelling standpoint." - Cooper Wilson, The Earl Hays Press






Rated R for violence, language, sexual content and nudity