Tuesday, June 30, 2020
LRF NOW Original Film: Granny
Granny
Genre: Horror
Director: Susanne Bier
Writer: Andrew Doster
Cast: Levi Miller, Meg Foster, Carrie-Anne Moss, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Ashley Rickards, Brad Dourif
Plot: The film begins in the evening, with a man, Albert (Brad Dourif) who is leaving the room and locking the door properly. Shortly after, sinister noises begin to appear on the upper floors of the house. The door he had previously closed begins to move quickly, the man tries to keep it closed and to lock it again but he cannot and falls to the ground. The man's face is frightened and says "No no no, stay back ..". The man is thrown against the wall and then we see him fall ruinously from the stairs. The camera shows the bloody man's face and is presumed to have broken neck bone as well.
Simon (Levi Miller) is a boy who is watching an old horror movie on TV with his older sister, Maddie (Ashley Rickards), who is due to leave for an important photo shoot the next day. At the climax of the film, the phone starts ringing, making Maddie jump, who almost spits the popcorn in her mouth, making Simon chuckle for a moment. Maddie gives him a dirty look. Sandra (Carrie-Anne Moss), their mother was in the kitchen sitting by the table and was writing the shopping list while sipping a glass of liquor.Sandra looks up showing a tired face. The woman answers the phone, but initially she heard only silence. A few seconds later, however, you can breathe and even strange sounds. After asking who he was several times and not having received the answers, the woman ended the call thinking that it was a stupid joke. Shortly after another phone call arrived, this time it was a doctor who said that Albert, Sandra's father, had been found lifeless down the stairs of his house with so many broken bones. The doctor says he probably had slipped or had a heart attack and had fallen violently banging his head on the ground. Sandra was then consoled by their two children.
The following morning Sandra, who is a widow and forced to do two jobs, gets out of bed and goes to the bathroom. She goes to the bathroom and gets ready and takes a few pills given by her doctor for a principle of depression and drinks a glass of water. She asks Simon to spend a few days in the grandparents' house where his grandmother Grace (Meg Foster), who suffers from Alzheimer's, still lives. Simon accepts and greets his sister Maddie who is going to go take the train and wishes her good luck for that job. The caregiver was only available for a few hours in the morning and until then Albert has been taking care of Grace.Simon is accompanied to his grandmother's house, which is about a couple of hours old. When they arrive, the caregiver Nora (Emmanuelle Chriqui) awaits them. Nora lets them in but Sandra says she doesn't feel like it and that she has to go to work in the afternoon and starts to get the car. Before getting into the car, the woman turns and takes a look at the house. He looked up at a window and thought for a moment that he saw a disturbing figure behind the glass. Meanwhile, inside the house, the kind Nora is preparing tea and offers it to the boy. In front of the cup of tea, Nora begins to list her grandmother's disappointments and strange behavior.
He also tells a disturbing thing that Albert had revealed to him the day before his death. In fact, she tells of the lady's night activities similar to sleepwalking and Nora advises the boy to put his grandmother to bed shortly after dinner. Also, the bedroom had to be locked and nobody had to sleep with her. From an Albert story, Nora says that one night Grace, laughing like crazy, tried to strangle him in his sleep. Simon thanked Nora for advice, but thought this whole story was a big exaggeration. Their dialogue ended when they heard Grace's voice say nonsense. Nora and Simon went to Grace's room and saw her sitting and smiling and even recognized her nephew in a few moments of lucidity. Simon begins to unpack the suitcase and meanwhile lunchtime arrives and Nora leaves after preparing something to eat. The day is quiet and they stay together in the living room, even if the grandmother hasn't even said a word despite Simon's attempts to make a speech. Then Simon played Call of Duty until evening until he arrived at dinner time and Simon noticed that his grandmother's face looked more relieved, wrinkles also seemed to disappear and that his eyes were more lively. Nora had made soup. He warms her up and starts feeding Grace. At one point, when Simon fed her, clenching her mouth for a few moments. Simon tried to tell her to open her mouth to pull out the spoon and shortly after when she opened her mouth she looked at her nephew and laughed a little, he looked like a child. Immediately after dinner Simon put his grandmother to bed and she continued to smile disturbingly. The boy, after a moment's hesitation, locked his grandmother's room and went to his room and started a Skype call with his sister Maddie, talking about their respective days. Maddie said the photo shoot had gone well and perhaps she would begin to make a career in that area. Simon congratulates her and then says that the day with Grace was all in all good. At 3 A.M. Simon wakes up with a start when he hears a series of noises coming out of his room. Simon, surprised, gets up from the bed and looks out the door seeing nothing and then goes to his grandmother's room looking through the keyhole. He was shocked to see his grandmother who was in the same position in which he had left her, including his disturbing smile on his face and with his eyes turned towards the door. At this point Simon runs into his room and closes himself inside even if he hasn't been able to sleep anymore. The next morning Nora came and listens to Simon's stories of the events of the night before. The day was still calm, although Simon imagined the grandmother's unnatural smile the night before and the anxiety that increased in the boy for the arrival of the evening. After dinner he took his grandmother to bed and when Simon was about to close the door, the night said "Good night dear" with extreme clarity and the boy quickly closed the door and took refuge in his locked room. At 3pm Simon wakes up and immediately hears a noise that has made his blood freeze, he has heard a knock on his bedroom door and has seen the door handle move. Simon was terrified of what was going on until there was silence. After a few minutes Simon opened the door and checked the corridor. As a first step he went to his grandmother's room to find out how he got out, but the door was closed and his grandmother was sleeping peacefully. Then he went back to his room, sitting on the edge of the door to check the situation, but nothing strange happened. The next day, together with Nora, they checked doors and windows and saw that there had been no infringements. Simon said it may have been some sort of dream or jokes of the imagination. The day was a photocopy of the previous day, but at dinner the boy took courage and tried to communicate with his grandmother looking into her eyes, asking for news about what happened the previous nights. Grace stood still for a few seconds before beating her hands on the table and bursting into a long roar of laughter before returning serious with her usual gaze lost in space. As soon as dinner was over he tried to warn his mother of the events that were happening in that house. Sandra was at work in the room where she worked as a waitress. She did not believe him and said it was all the result of his imagination. Simon throws his cell phone nervously. Shortly afterwards the young man brings his grandmother to bed and while she is tucking up the covers, the grandmother begins to say a series of incomprehensible words in a language that Simon did not know. The boy backed away and locked the door like every evening. This time he didn't want to fall asleep and he started listening to music and playing with the PC until tiredness took over. Simon suddenly heard his grandmother's plaintive moans coming from the hallway and loud footsteps as if someone was running back and forth in the hallway. The boy was terrified and did not know what to do and began shouting at his grandmother to go back to bed. At this point there was silence for several minutes. Simon trembled and opened the door and saw his grandmother's room open, even though he had locked it. Simon slowly approaches and sees that his grandmother was there on the bed she was sleeping. As soon as Simon touched the door to close it, his grandmother's reaction was immediate. Grace began to bounce on the bed and laugh out loud until the first light of dawn. Meanwhile Simon had closed the door and put himself in his room with his hands in his ears.
The next day Nora didn't show up and didn't reply when she tried to contact her. Simon decided that the next one would be the last night there. In the afternoon Nora arrived, creating some amazement in the boy. Simon tried to tell the events of the previous night but the woman did not want to know anything about the night events and gave him a pair of cuffs for further moderation.
Evening came and he handcuffed his grandmother on the bed and locked the door. Simon let out a sigh of relief, until after a while he heard his grandmother keep repeating "you're under arrest, you are under arrest". Tired and perhaps more relieved from having stuck his grandmother in bed this time he fell asleep early. At some point he dreams that his grandmother manages to remove the handcuffs and the strength of the mind open the closed doors and head towards her bed. At this point Simon opened his eyes and realized it was a dream. The boy takes the phone next to him to look at the time and when the screen lights up he saw that his grandmother was above his bed with his face a few centimeters from his and with his disturbing smile. The grandmother jumped on him, Simon she could not move, it seemed that her grandmother weighed almost a ton and then she started screaming. Grace also began to do the same as a sign of mockery of Simon. The weight of the grandmother seems to return to normal, makes her fall from the bed and runs off into the corridor. The grandmother tries to grab him but during the fight Grace falls from the stairs and then remains motionless. Simon ran away was found by some passers-by and was taken to the hospital in shock. He woke up after a few hours in the hospital with his mother who was very angry with him saying that his grandmother had run away and that she seemed to have vanished into thin air. After a few days, in the evening, he returned home and started surfing the Internet and found a series of interviews of people who claimed to have woken up due to a figure of a woman with a disturbing smile rising above them. and prevented its movements. He also finds a link where he finds news regarding other similar cases of people who had been in contact with older people who behaved in a dangerously bizarre manner. At that moment he hears giggles coming from the kitchen and the sound of a falling glass. Simon's face is a mask of terror and he sees the figure of Sandra with a knife planted in the abdomen that is approaching him staggering whispering to run away. Sandra falls to the ground as the blood expands below her on the floor. At this point we see Grace's eyes in the dark and chuckling she says "See you soon ..", then breaks the window and runs away. Simon approaches the mother who with tears in her eyes apologizes for not believing him and dies in the arms of her son while he shakes her hoping that she was only passed out.
A few weeks later: We see Grace completely immobilized in a wheelchair pushed by some people armed with guns and rifles and they enter a large isolated structure.
"The film doesn't have the scares that will give horror fans any re-play value on the film. Despite a fun performance from Meg Foster as the titular character, the rest of the film feels a bit stale."
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Monday, June 29, 2020
The Roundup with Jeff Stockton (Season 16 Round 2)
Season 16 is off to an interesting start with two big superhero films already seeing release. Here's The Roundup....
3. The Little Girl Who Was Too Fond of Matches
Despite its title being way too damn long, the film moves along like a creepy breeze. Foy and Mortensen were both perfectly cast, although I'm not sure I can say the same about Cameron Monaghan (maybe his performance will grow on me with repeat viewings).
2. Dave Franco
I wasn't sure about this casting when it was first announced, but once I saw the film I was absolutely sold on Dave Franco as Barry Allen / The Flash. He is a welcome addition to the cavalcade of DC stars now.
1. Mackenzie Foy
Does any other young actress have the kind of track record Foy has with her LRF films? The actress is only 19 years old, but has already appeared in now 11 films for the studio. She's won Golden Reel Awards for Best Actress (Kite), Best Starring Couple (twice - Lullabies for Little Criminals and Kite), Best Supporting Actress (The Child Martyr) and Best Ensemble Cast (Born in Brooklyn). On top of that, she has two additional nominations: Best Actress (Lullabies for Little Criminals) and Best Supporting Actress (Born in Brooklyn).
3. The Flash
The film wasn't bad overall, but it was heavily anchored by the strong performances of Franco and Foster. Nobody else had much to do, and the story itself felt a bit light, with the stakes being too low. If The Flash is going to become the next big DC franchise, the action and scale are going to have to upped in a big, bad way.
2. Thomas Middleditch
I couldn't get on board with his character in Greenwater Amusements, much like I've failed to connect with him for much of his career. There's just a smugness to him that I can't get on board with. He stuck out to me when compared to more likable talents like Harrison Ford, Zoe Saldana and John Cena.
1. Box Office
Once again it was rough going at the box office for non-blockbuster films. Hopefully that trend can turn around and we can get a few hits that aren't giant superhero blockbusters.
3. The Little Girl Who Was Too Fond of Matches
Despite its title being way too damn long, the film moves along like a creepy breeze. Foy and Mortensen were both perfectly cast, although I'm not sure I can say the same about Cameron Monaghan (maybe his performance will grow on me with repeat viewings).
2. Dave Franco
I wasn't sure about this casting when it was first announced, but once I saw the film I was absolutely sold on Dave Franco as Barry Allen / The Flash. He is a welcome addition to the cavalcade of DC stars now.
1. Mackenzie Foy
Does any other young actress have the kind of track record Foy has with her LRF films? The actress is only 19 years old, but has already appeared in now 11 films for the studio. She's won Golden Reel Awards for Best Actress (Kite), Best Starring Couple (twice - Lullabies for Little Criminals and Kite), Best Supporting Actress (The Child Martyr) and Best Ensemble Cast (Born in Brooklyn). On top of that, she has two additional nominations: Best Actress (Lullabies for Little Criminals) and Best Supporting Actress (Born in Brooklyn).
3. The Flash
The film wasn't bad overall, but it was heavily anchored by the strong performances of Franco and Foster. Nobody else had much to do, and the story itself felt a bit light, with the stakes being too low. If The Flash is going to become the next big DC franchise, the action and scale are going to have to upped in a big, bad way.
2. Thomas Middleditch
I couldn't get on board with his character in Greenwater Amusements, much like I've failed to connect with him for much of his career. There's just a smugness to him that I can't get on board with. He stuck out to me when compared to more likable talents like Harrison Ford, Zoe Saldana and John Cena.
1. Box Office
Once again it was rough going at the box office for non-blockbuster films. Hopefully that trend can turn around and we can get a few hits that aren't giant superhero blockbusters.
On Location (Season 16 Round 2)
The Little Girl Who Was Too Fond of Matches
- Barons, Alberta, Canada
The Flash
- Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
- Barons, Alberta, Canada
The Flash
- Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
Sunday, June 28, 2020
Box Office Breakdown (Season 16 Round 2)
The Little Girl Who Was Too Fond of Matches
Budget: $24,000,000
Total Box Office: $44,161,330
Total Profit: -$3,031,190
Greenwater Amusements
Budget: $75,000,000
Total Box Office: $138,186,888
Total Profit: -$19,904,006
The Flash
Budget: $154,000,000
Total Box Office: $377,472,928
Total Profit: $71,105,006
Box Office Facts:
The Little Girl Who Was Too Fond of Matches
This film ranks as the 49th highest grossing film of Mo Buck's writing career, only outgrossing Harrelson and Someone Else.
Greenwater Amusements
The animation genre is still an area where Last Resort Films struggles to make a profit. Of the 9 animated films produced by the studio, only 4 have managed to turn a profit: Oh Deer and the three films of The Banded Ants trilogy.
The Flash
The Flash is the highest grossing film for writer Giovanni Garcia by far. In fact, it grossed more than $100 million more than his second highest grossing film, Circumstances of Time.
Genre Rankings:
The Little Girl Who Was Too Fond of Matches
Drama: #127
Horror: #47
Greenwater Amusements
Animation: #6
Adventure: #28
Comedy: #18
The Flash
Action: #68
Superhero: #26
Season 16 Round 2
Total Box Office: $559,821,146
Total Profit: $48,169,810
Season 16 Totals
Total Box Office: $1,400,639,092
Total Profit: $272,924,350
Season 16 Total Box Office Summary
1. The Fantastic Four - $699,468,904
2. The Flash - $377,472,928
3. Greenwater Amusements - $138,186,888
4. Bunker 17 - $93,844,398
5. Morrissey and Marr - $47,504,644
6. The Little Girl Who Was Too Fond of Matches - $44,161,330
Budget: $24,000,000
Total Box Office: $44,161,330
Total Profit: -$3,031,190
Greenwater Amusements
Budget: $75,000,000
Total Box Office: $138,186,888
Total Profit: -$19,904,006
The Flash
Budget: $154,000,000
Total Box Office: $377,472,928
Total Profit: $71,105,006
Box Office Facts:
The Little Girl Who Was Too Fond of Matches
This film ranks as the 49th highest grossing film of Mo Buck's writing career, only outgrossing Harrelson and Someone Else.
Greenwater Amusements
The animation genre is still an area where Last Resort Films struggles to make a profit. Of the 9 animated films produced by the studio, only 4 have managed to turn a profit: Oh Deer and the three films of The Banded Ants trilogy.
The Flash
The Flash is the highest grossing film for writer Giovanni Garcia by far. In fact, it grossed more than $100 million more than his second highest grossing film, Circumstances of Time.
Genre Rankings:
The Little Girl Who Was Too Fond of Matches
Drama: #127
Horror: #47
Greenwater Amusements
Animation: #6
Adventure: #28
Comedy: #18
The Flash
Action: #68
Superhero: #26
Season 16 Round 2
Total Box Office: $559,821,146
Total Profit: $48,169,810
Season 16 Totals
Total Box Office: $1,400,639,092
Total Profit: $272,924,350
Season 16 Total Box Office Summary
1. The Fantastic Four - $699,468,904
2. The Flash - $377,472,928
3. Greenwater Amusements - $138,186,888
4. Bunker 17 - $93,844,398
5. Morrissey and Marr - $47,504,644
6. The Little Girl Who Was Too Fond of Matches - $44,161,330
Release: The Flash
The Flash
Genre: Action/Superhero
Director: Jonathan Levine
Writer: Giovanni Garcia
Based on DC Comics characters
Cast: Dave Franco, Ben Foster, Lily James, Dennis Quaid, Dacre Montgomery
Budget: $154,000,000
Domestic Box Office: $177,449,831
Foreign Box Office: $200,023,097
Total Profit: $71,105,006
Reaction: Solid numbers for what is hopefully just the start of yet another successful DC Comics Universe film series, which has become Giovanni Garcia's highest grossing film as a writer.
"Franco and Foster are both great in their roles, but the rest of the cast is given very little to do in this often overly simple superhero origin." - Henry Stewart, Chicago Sun-Times
"Dave Franco lends an appropriate every man appeal to Barry Allen while still convincingly filling out the skin-tight superhero costume. In a rare leading role for the younger Franco Bro., he commands the audience's attention throughout." - Paul Landon, Film School Rejects
"The Flash was a decent introduction to the character, although it was definitely lacking in the action department. This was a solid start, but I'm hoping this is just a stepping stone to even more exciting adventures from Franco's Flash." - Michael Carthage, Associated Press
Genre: Action/Superhero
Director: Jonathan Levine
Writer: Giovanni Garcia
Based on DC Comics characters
Cast: Dave Franco, Ben Foster, Lily James, Dennis Quaid, Dacre Montgomery
Budget: $154,000,000
Domestic Box Office: $177,449,831
Foreign Box Office: $200,023,097
Total Profit: $71,105,006
Reaction: Solid numbers for what is hopefully just the start of yet another successful DC Comics Universe film series, which has become Giovanni Garcia's highest grossing film as a writer.
"Franco and Foster are both great in their roles, but the rest of the cast is given very little to do in this often overly simple superhero origin." - Henry Stewart, Chicago Sun-Times
"Dave Franco lends an appropriate every man appeal to Barry Allen while still convincingly filling out the skin-tight superhero costume. In a rare leading role for the younger Franco Bro., he commands the audience's attention throughout." - Paul Landon, Film School Rejects
"The Flash was a decent introduction to the character, although it was definitely lacking in the action department. This was a solid start, but I'm hoping this is just a stepping stone to even more exciting adventures from Franco's Flash." - Michael Carthage, Associated Press
Rated PG-13 for superhero action violence
Saturday, June 27, 2020
Comic to Film: The Flash
For the latest edition of Comic to Film, we will take a look at the latest entry in the DC Comics Universe: The Flash. The film is directed by Jonathan Levine (50/50, Long Shot) and written by Giovanni Garcia (Circumstances of Time, Zombielove).
Now Showing: The Flash
The Flash
Genre: Action/Superhero
Director: Jonathan Levine
Writer: Giovanni Garcia
Based on DC Comics characters
Cast: Dave Franco, Ben Foster, Lily James, Dennis Quaid, Dacre Montgomery
Plot: The film begins on a school sports day. Barry Allen and Hunter Zolomon come last in the race, but Barry is consoled by his parents, who congratulate him for at least taking part. However, nobody comes to console Hunter. The two become friends and learn of their mutual interest in science. They go on to become college room mates, but in the middle of the semester, Barry's mother is killed in a random mugging. He then decides to devote his life to forensic science.
Several Years later, Barry (Dave Franco) works as a scientist for the Central City Police. He is still haunted by his mother's murder, and still feels guilty that he could do nothing about it. Barry is also involved with the beautiful lab assistant Iris West (Lily James). One day, he is visited by his old friend Hunter (Dacre Montgomery), who tells Barry that he is embarking on a project that could change the world of both science and humanity forever, and would be honored if Barry would help. Barry agrees to assist Hunter and the two conduct much research together.
Eventually, they realize that it is time to conduct an experiment to see if they have cracked the mystery. However, they lack a proper lab. Barry arranges it so that they can sneak into the police lab during the night and use it in the experiment. During the experiment, however, they lose control, which results in an explosion. Barry is struck by an energy bolt and bathed in chemicals, as is Hunter. Both are taken to hospital; Barry recovers a short time later with no injuries, but Hunter lapses into a coma. When Barry wakes up, the first person he sees is Central City Police Captain Darryl Frye (Dennis Quaid), who has acted as something of a surrogate father to Barry over the years. Frye gives Barry a hug and tells him he's glad he's okay. Barry is surprised to learn that he has sustained no injuries. He then asks Frye about Hunter. Frye takes Hunter into the intensive care unit where Hunter is heavily bandaged and in a coma.
The scene is investigated by fire consultant Mick Rory (Ben Foster), who is deeply puzzled by what he sees. Frye (Dennis Quaid) manages to pull some strings, helping Barry avoid any criminal charges for the trespassing and destruction of police property, but Barry is placed on indefinite leave without pay. Barry soon falls behind on rent and loses his apartment too. Later, he moves in with Iris, and their relationship becomes more serious.
Barry learns that the accident has enhanced his speed and strength, to his confusion and amazement. He sets about trying to recreate the formula that he and Hunter used on the night in hopes of learning more about it. He also sees it as a way of completing Hunter's research as a tribute to his comatose friend.
One day, Barry is walking through the city and witnesses a mugging, but does nothing about it. That night, he is awoken by a nightmare, in which he possesses super speed and fails to prevent a mugging, which leads to his mother's death. Inspired to use his new abilities to never let something like that happen again, he begins designing a costume to combat crime in.
When Rory witnesses the Flash's abilities himself, he becomes obsessed with becoming like him. He analyzes footage of the masked hero and soon puts two and two together and figures out that Barry is the Flash. He confronts Barry outside of Iris' home and tells him that he will keep his secret safe if he gives him the formula he used on the night, which Barry has just about cracked. However, in a more cryptic way, Rory warns that harm may come to Iris if Barry refuses.
Once Barry completes the formula, he gives it to Rory, albeit a slightly incorrect version. Barry thinks that Rory wants to sell it on the black market, and by giving him faulty research, it would be harmless. Rory attempts to recreate what happened to Barry and Hunter, and once again the experiment overloads. The explosion is far smaller. It sets the building on fire, and Rory discovers that rather than the ability to travel at super speeds, he learns as flames engulf him that he is invulnerable to fire and heat now. Finding the ability appropriate given his occupation, Rory call himself Heat Wave. Armed with a flamethrower, Rory begins a crime spree across Central City, burning down buildings across the metropolis.
Barry deduces that Rory is Heat Wave and goes to confront him. The two have a large fight in the middle of the city, which Iris witnesses. Rory spots Iris and kidnaps her before fleeing the scene. Barry uses his super speed to mount a desperate search, speeding throughout the streets of Central City, but is unable to find them. Returning home, Barry finds a note left by Rory, inviting him to meet on the bridge, and telling him to bring the real formula.
Barry arrives at the bridge and meets Rory, both of them out of costume. Iris is not with Rory, but he promises Barry that she will be waiting for him at home if he just gives Rory the real formula so that he can also obtain super speed. Fearing for Iris' safety, Barry hands over his research and walks away. Suddenly, people begin murmuring around him and he looks up to see Iris suspended above his head from the bridge's framework. Diving into the back on an empty car where no one can see him, Barry changes into the Flash and charges off to rescue Iris. Rory witnesses this and transforms into Heat Wave. The two enemies stare each other down from opposite sides of the bridge and then charge at each other. A final showdown ensues, during which an oil tanker is overturned. Barry rescues the driver, but when he returns to fight Rory, he is knocked into the tanker. Rory tries to ignite the fuel line, but Barry jumps out of the way just in time. The sheer force of the explosion knocks Rory off of the bridge, and into the river waters below. Barry finds the briefcase containing his research and throws it into the water, not wanting what he learned to ever be used for evil again.
Just before the credits roll, the film cuts to Hunter lying in hospital, while a news report about the Flash plays on the TV, and his eyes open.
Post-Credits Scene: Mick Rory washes ashore a rocky riverbed on the outskirts of Keystone City. He dumps water out of his boots and starts walking into the city.
Genre: Action/Superhero
Director: Jonathan Levine
Writer: Giovanni Garcia
Based on DC Comics characters
Cast: Dave Franco, Ben Foster, Lily James, Dennis Quaid, Dacre Montgomery
Plot: The film begins on a school sports day. Barry Allen and Hunter Zolomon come last in the race, but Barry is consoled by his parents, who congratulate him for at least taking part. However, nobody comes to console Hunter. The two become friends and learn of their mutual interest in science. They go on to become college room mates, but in the middle of the semester, Barry's mother is killed in a random mugging. He then decides to devote his life to forensic science.
Several Years later, Barry (Dave Franco) works as a scientist for the Central City Police. He is still haunted by his mother's murder, and still feels guilty that he could do nothing about it. Barry is also involved with the beautiful lab assistant Iris West (Lily James). One day, he is visited by his old friend Hunter (Dacre Montgomery), who tells Barry that he is embarking on a project that could change the world of both science and humanity forever, and would be honored if Barry would help. Barry agrees to assist Hunter and the two conduct much research together.
Eventually, they realize that it is time to conduct an experiment to see if they have cracked the mystery. However, they lack a proper lab. Barry arranges it so that they can sneak into the police lab during the night and use it in the experiment. During the experiment, however, they lose control, which results in an explosion. Barry is struck by an energy bolt and bathed in chemicals, as is Hunter. Both are taken to hospital; Barry recovers a short time later with no injuries, but Hunter lapses into a coma. When Barry wakes up, the first person he sees is Central City Police Captain Darryl Frye (Dennis Quaid), who has acted as something of a surrogate father to Barry over the years. Frye gives Barry a hug and tells him he's glad he's okay. Barry is surprised to learn that he has sustained no injuries. He then asks Frye about Hunter. Frye takes Hunter into the intensive care unit where Hunter is heavily bandaged and in a coma.
The scene is investigated by fire consultant Mick Rory (Ben Foster), who is deeply puzzled by what he sees. Frye (Dennis Quaid) manages to pull some strings, helping Barry avoid any criminal charges for the trespassing and destruction of police property, but Barry is placed on indefinite leave without pay. Barry soon falls behind on rent and loses his apartment too. Later, he moves in with Iris, and their relationship becomes more serious.
Barry learns that the accident has enhanced his speed and strength, to his confusion and amazement. He sets about trying to recreate the formula that he and Hunter used on the night in hopes of learning more about it. He also sees it as a way of completing Hunter's research as a tribute to his comatose friend.
One day, Barry is walking through the city and witnesses a mugging, but does nothing about it. That night, he is awoken by a nightmare, in which he possesses super speed and fails to prevent a mugging, which leads to his mother's death. Inspired to use his new abilities to never let something like that happen again, he begins designing a costume to combat crime in.
When Rory witnesses the Flash's abilities himself, he becomes obsessed with becoming like him. He analyzes footage of the masked hero and soon puts two and two together and figures out that Barry is the Flash. He confronts Barry outside of Iris' home and tells him that he will keep his secret safe if he gives him the formula he used on the night, which Barry has just about cracked. However, in a more cryptic way, Rory warns that harm may come to Iris if Barry refuses.
Once Barry completes the formula, he gives it to Rory, albeit a slightly incorrect version. Barry thinks that Rory wants to sell it on the black market, and by giving him faulty research, it would be harmless. Rory attempts to recreate what happened to Barry and Hunter, and once again the experiment overloads. The explosion is far smaller. It sets the building on fire, and Rory discovers that rather than the ability to travel at super speeds, he learns as flames engulf him that he is invulnerable to fire and heat now. Finding the ability appropriate given his occupation, Rory call himself Heat Wave. Armed with a flamethrower, Rory begins a crime spree across Central City, burning down buildings across the metropolis.
Barry deduces that Rory is Heat Wave and goes to confront him. The two have a large fight in the middle of the city, which Iris witnesses. Rory spots Iris and kidnaps her before fleeing the scene. Barry uses his super speed to mount a desperate search, speeding throughout the streets of Central City, but is unable to find them. Returning home, Barry finds a note left by Rory, inviting him to meet on the bridge, and telling him to bring the real formula.
Barry arrives at the bridge and meets Rory, both of them out of costume. Iris is not with Rory, but he promises Barry that she will be waiting for him at home if he just gives Rory the real formula so that he can also obtain super speed. Fearing for Iris' safety, Barry hands over his research and walks away. Suddenly, people begin murmuring around him and he looks up to see Iris suspended above his head from the bridge's framework. Diving into the back on an empty car where no one can see him, Barry changes into the Flash and charges off to rescue Iris. Rory witnesses this and transforms into Heat Wave. The two enemies stare each other down from opposite sides of the bridge and then charge at each other. A final showdown ensues, during which an oil tanker is overturned. Barry rescues the driver, but when he returns to fight Rory, he is knocked into the tanker. Rory tries to ignite the fuel line, but Barry jumps out of the way just in time. The sheer force of the explosion knocks Rory off of the bridge, and into the river waters below. Barry finds the briefcase containing his research and throws it into the water, not wanting what he learned to ever be used for evil again.
Just before the credits roll, the film cuts to Hunter lying in hospital, while a news report about the Flash plays on the TV, and his eyes open.
Post-Credits Scene: Mick Rory washes ashore a rocky riverbed on the outskirts of Keystone City. He dumps water out of his boots and starts walking into the city.
Friday, June 26, 2020
Release: Greenwater Amusements
Greenwater Amusements
Genre: Animated/Adventure/Comedy
Director: Genndy Tartakovsky
Writer: Jacob Jones
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, Seth MacFarlane, Zac Efron, Miranda Cosgrove, Wayne Brady, Harrison Ford, Zoe Saldana, John Cena, Ned Beatty, John Oliver, Tabitha St. German, Ramin Karimloo, Mr. Lawrence, Maurice LaMarche
Budget: $75,000,000
Domestic Box Office: $58,846,903
Foreign Box Office: $79,339,985
Total Profit: -$19,904,006
Reaction: Even with decent home video and ancillary sales figures, the weak domestic box office gross for this film doomed any chance at turning a profit.
"This 'Toy Story with theme park rides' concept works for the most part, although it does requires a very heavy suspense of disbelief. I did struggle at times with that, but younger audiences probably won't mind as much." - Evan Kane, Buffalo News
"Despite feeling over-long and under-focused at times, the story and characters are charming enough to keep parents and children alike entertained for the entire running time." - Lisa Winger, Newsday
"There was too much going on in Greenwater Amusements without enough of a focus. I forgot multiple times which character had which story line. A smaller cast of characters and a more focused plot would have served this film well." - Charles Yost, Oregonian
Genre: Animated/Adventure/Comedy
Director: Genndy Tartakovsky
Writer: Jacob Jones
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, Seth MacFarlane, Zac Efron, Miranda Cosgrove, Wayne Brady, Harrison Ford, Zoe Saldana, John Cena, Ned Beatty, John Oliver, Tabitha St. German, Ramin Karimloo, Mr. Lawrence, Maurice LaMarche
Budget: $75,000,000
Domestic Box Office: $58,846,903
Foreign Box Office: $79,339,985
Total Profit: -$19,904,006
Reaction: Even with decent home video and ancillary sales figures, the weak domestic box office gross for this film doomed any chance at turning a profit.
"This 'Toy Story with theme park rides' concept works for the most part, although it does requires a very heavy suspense of disbelief. I did struggle at times with that, but younger audiences probably won't mind as much." - Evan Kane, Buffalo News
"Despite feeling over-long and under-focused at times, the story and characters are charming enough to keep parents and children alike entertained for the entire running time." - Lisa Winger, Newsday
"There was too much going on in Greenwater Amusements without enough of a focus. I forgot multiple times which character had which story line. A smaller cast of characters and a more focused plot would have served this film well." - Charles Yost, Oregonian
Rated PG for some suggestive material
Top 10 Jacob Jones Films
Sherman J. Pearson here for another edition of Top 10. Greenwater Amusements, coming to a theater near you (if it isn't there already), will be the 12th film from writer Jacob Jones. This fact led me to taking a deeper look at Jones' relatively recent resume for the studio.
Top 10 Jacob Jones Films
10. Sunny Days
9. Oh Deer
8. AGOS: A Game of Survival
7. Accordion De Chanson
6. Odette
5. Happy Nuke Year
4. Nexus
3. Zoe Maye
2. Time Passages
1. The Phantom of the Opera
Top 10 Jacob Jones Films
10. Sunny Days
9. Oh Deer
8. AGOS: A Game of Survival
7. Accordion De Chanson
6. Odette
5. Happy Nuke Year
4. Nexus
3. Zoe Maye
2. Time Passages
1. The Phantom of the Opera
Thursday, June 25, 2020
Now Showing: Greenwater Amusements
Greenwater Amusements
Genre: Animated/Adventure/Comedy
Director: Genndy Tartakovsky
Writer: Jacob Jones
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, Seth MacFarlane, Zac Efron, Miranda Cosgrove, Wayne Brady, Harrison Ford, Zoe Saldana, John Cena, Ned Beatty, John Oliver, Tabitha St. German, Ramin Karimloo, Mr. Lawrence, Maurice LaMarche
Plot: The year is 1956, a man (Ned Beatty) stands proudly by a red ribbon, behind him a train ride along with several other interesting attractions. The man declares that Greenwater Amusements is now officially open to the public and cuts the ribbon, a white light flashes and the wonderful moment is taken in photo.
In the present day, a youngish men are shown reading a 1956 yearbook, seemingly at awe over how different the park was when it started. Another tells him that The Creator always had high aspirations for them all. The two then revel in a tale that has been known to only the staff. As an employee was working on one of the rides, he discovered that it and all the other rides had obtained human like traits. Upon further investigation it was revealed that a special magic brush had been used to paint the attractions, said brush had the power to turn any ordinary item and give them the mind of a human. It was said that employees insisted The Creator use it as a selling point for the park. But he refused, feeling it would taint it's magic and made everyone promise never to reveal the truth. In the morning, they would remain amusement park rides. At night, they would turn into their human form and sent to live with 'The Creator'. Today Greenwater Amusements reigns as North Carolina's finest amusement park, but who knows when or if the secret can be kept.
Tommy Twister (Thomas Middleditch) then checks his watch and finds that the park is set to open and he, along with his best friend Cactus Clyde (John Cena) head off to Tumbleweed Gulch, the children's area of Greenwater transforming into their ride-form. Several rides are seen transforming along the way like the operatic Martin Merry (Ramin Karimloo), business executive Elijah Enterprise (John Oliver) and the curmudgeon Ferris Wheele (Mr. Lawrence).
As the park goes about its day, Tommy can't help but notice one of the most popular roller coasters in the park, the Carolina Cobra, or as Tommy lovingly refers to her as Caroline (Miranda Cosgrove). Tommy yearns to one day get to know her more, something Clyde finds insane as she is currently dating the biggest and most beloved roller-coaster here, C.J Cyborg (Zac Efron). He gives a lecture explaining that kiddie rides don't hang out with the big rides because they think it hurts their image. He uses longtime stalwart Ralph Riverback (Harrison Ford) as an example, saying he was the first major coaster the park ever had, giving him special billing and the right to treat anyone however he wanted. In the case of children rides, he didn't like 'em. Though he seems to have mellowed out in recent years. Clyde then reminds Tommy of the benefits of being a kiddie ride, that being he can entertain anyone no matter the age and never worry about his standing. The lecture ends with Barnstormin' Benny (Marcus LaMarche) breaking down in front of everyone.
That night however, when no one is looking, Tommy Tumbleweed sneaks off and sees Caroline Cobra transform into her human form and hides behind the hot dog stand. Unfortunately for him, he is caught by Selena Sizzler (Zoe Saldana) who hollers that Tommy is on the lookout for a snake. Tommy flees the scene just before anyone can notice and soon finds Elijah Enterprise going over statistics and stock prices with scientist Sidney Shockwave (Tabitha St. German). He begs them to let him stay with them for the night, Elijah harshly rejects the offer but Sidney offers to let him stay with her.
Clyde is shown searching for him, finding himself going up against C.J Cyborg, being tasked to get him, Ralph and Caroline some hot dogs and soda. He does so, only to forget the hot sauce and get the wrong kind of soda. Tommy and Sidney soon see C.J picking on Clyde and rushes towards the scene, demanding he leave his friend alone only to crumble under the pressure when he sees Caroline. After she expresses her disgust, C.J and Ralph throw their food all over the two kiddie rides, laughing like hyenas as they walk off (C.J noticeably winks at Sidney as he does so). Caroline scoffs at Tommy and Clyde before sashaying off to join the others.
Embarrassed, Tommy apologizes to Clyde and decides to take a walk to get this mess off his mind. He winds up taking a wrong turn, finding himself in Jungle Junction and nearly being attacked by crocodiles before Mambo Jambo; better known to others as Mashu,(Wayne Brady) fends them off and leads him to safety. After taking a ride to Mashu's grove on an elephant, Tommy explains the situation to Mashu and admits he should've known better being a kiddie ride and all. Mashu tells him to chin up and have hope within himself, knowing that one day he can impress Caroline. He also admits that he finds the kiddie ride vs. big ride feud silly. After all, Greenwater Amusements is more than just a collection of rides, it's their home. And they should be willing to stick up for one another as a family. Mambo then offers Tommy a ride home, which he greatly appreciates.
The next morning is special as the popular and controversial businessman Eddie Rich (Seth MacFarlane) arrives via his fancy (and large) limo, hoping to find a new investment. Every ride is at their best to ensure a successful visit at awe at the reputation he carries (especially Elijah). All seems to go normally until Eddie sits down, finding Martin Merry out of his ride from singing up a storm. Selena sees this and tries to distract him with some dancing, only succeeding in intriguing him further. He sets off to find 'The Creator' to discuss 'important business arrangements'. During the meeting, Eddie commends him for his ‘historic’ achievement in amusement but that a unique talent like this should not go unknown. The world should have the right to know about the ‘secret double life’ the park has. The Creator respectfully declines, reminding him of the promise he made. Claiming that he knew this would happen, Eddie offers to buy the park and give The Creator twenty-five million dollars. All cash.
Stunned, all The Creator can say is that he’ll think about it. Eddie then gives him a one week deadline. Should he either accept or decline the offer, he will keep the secret. However, if The Creator does not reach a decision by then, he'll have no choice but to reveal the secret and tear the park down to make room for an Eddie Rich Mexican Restaurant and Spa. As Eddie leaves, Caroline is shown looking quite concerned. That evening, C.J rounds the other rides up for an emergency meeting where they learn the news. Everyone is shocked, outside of a delighted Elijah who tries to debate the positives of working with him before being reminded that he could also be scrapped if Eddie has his way. C.J then takes over, demanding to know who tipped Eddie about the secret. Martin and Selena are then sent up and are taken to task until Mashu comes to their defense, claiming to have seen everything. Martin had misplaced his organ sheet music and figured the best way around it would be to use his voice instead.
Opinion over the selling becomes more divisive as some begin to realize the benefits of being sold to a businessman like Eddie. As the debate grows more heated, Mashu and Caroline manage to regain order saying that there is still a week to persuade The Creator to decline the offer, but an anonymous writer would be needed to make it happen. Ralph is swiftly nominated as he was the first roller-coaster to be built for the park. When the meeting is adjourned, Mashu watches Caroline come up to Martin and Selena, apologizing for how C.J acted and nods to himself. In another part of the park, Ralph asks C.J if he ever thinks he takes himself too seriously, only for him to reply that he has no choice but to. He's the most popular ride here, so he's free to do whatever he pleases, an image Ralph once held himself. C.J walks off, claiming to have a meeting with someone. Confused, Ralph sneaks off to see what he meant by a meeting. To his concern he finds C.J being very affectionate towards Sidney..
Life seems to go on normally the next day, the evening however tells a different as Mashu and Ferris catch a glimpse of Caroline and Selena talking to each other when Caroline admits she may have a soft spot for Tommy, urging her not to tell anyone. Mashu rushes off to Tumbleweed Gulch to alert Tommy about her secret crush. Feeling he may have a chance, Tommy goes to write a love letter. Early next morning, Ralph is shown working on a speech for 'The Creator' on why he should reject Eddie's offer when he sees Elijah writing a counter speech for accepting the offer. Ralph decides to humor Elijah, listening to his explanation. To his shock, Elijah’s reasons are well-written and articulate, praising Eddie as a visionary and someone they could turn to. Ralph heads off, fearing his miniscule paper may not be enough.
That evening, Tommy sets off to find Caroline, love letter in hand. He doesn’t have to look for long as they bump into each other. After being flustered for a few seconds, Tommy nervously hands her the love letter. At first, it seems Caroline is appreciative of the letter, but when she sees C.J coming up towards her she angrily condemns the letter, ripping it to shreds and calling Tommy nothing more than a pathetic kiddie ride. Caroline storms off, feeling somewhat guilty as she watches a heartbroken Tommy get on his knees, crying as he picks up the pieces.
Meanwhile, Eddie is shown pitching his ideas to investors who seem awfully skeptical about the idea of an amusement park whose attractions ‘come alive’ at night. As the meeting adjourns, Eddie promises to give everyone proof that such an occurrence is true. Once the investors leave, Eddie calls for the implementing of several security cams so he can garner said proof. Three days go by until Clyde and Mashu come together to console a miserable Tommy. Mashu assures him that even if didn’t work out, he should be proud for giving it everything he got. Clyde then offers to take Tommy over to the ice cream booth to get them something to eat, which he accepts. Along the way, they see Barnstormin’ Benny being taken away by mechanics, panicking about being ‘too unreliable for Eddie’.
Once they arrive at the ice cream parlor, they watch Sidney Shockwave storm off in anger, muttering on about C.J while Ralph goes after her. As Ralph panics, Mashu decides to try and invite him over to the parlor to talk. While Ralph is at first ambivalent about sitting next to Tommy, he reluctantly obliges and tells them about the fight Caroline and C.J had when she found him with Sidney. This, combined with the pressure of being the one to tell The Creator not to sell the park has made him extremely stressed and he shows them the ‘pathetic paper’ he tried to write.
Tommy looks over the paper and offers to help try and revise it. Ralph is again weary over taking advice from a ‘kiddie ride’ but out of desperation accepts his offer. As everyone dines on ice cream and sundaes, Tommy helps him work on his anonymous tip. By the height of afternoon, Ralph’s paper is much improved. He urges Tommy not to tell anyone, but that he thinks he is a good person at heart. As Ralph leaves, Tommy decides to pay a visit to Caroline. During the evening, Tommy goes out in search of her taking in Martin and Ferris’s directions. He soon finds Caroline softly crying to herself and looking over several yearbooks. Concerned, Tommy comes over to her only for her to snap at him. She soon apologizes, being in a bad state of mind.
The two sit together feeling awkward about themselves before Caroline apologizes for ripping up Tommy's love letter, saying the pressure of C.J getting to her. It's at that point Caroline gets out some old yearbooks and reveals what she was like when she was the most popular ride in the park. In the pictures, we see a girl who wore blue and black and commanded respect by being herself. In the late 90s when C.J first entered the park, she grew desperate to win his attention to no avail. So she ditched her look and completely changed her personality to win him over. Sometimes she wonders if she made the right decision.
When asked why she changed, Caroline admits the thrill of fame caught up to her and after spending time with C.J she began to believe that anything less than what she has now is unacceptable. Tommy tells her he doesn't care what he says, she's always been beautiful inside and out and that she can't let C.J say otherwise. Tommy and Caroline agree to meet up tomorrow evening to hang out and get to know each other more. The next evening, the two go forth with their date, going perfectly with them enjoying each other's company. As the two look at the stars, they confess their love towards each other and prepare to kiss…
Only to see C.J storm towards them and nearly get physical with Tommy. Mashu, Clyde and Ralph come up to the scene holding him back as Caroline tells Tommy to run. Once Tommy is out of sight, C.J tries to force himself onto Caroline but she shoves him away, having had enough of his attitude. She dumps C.J right on the spot, leaving him humiliated. Tommy is then shown out in the middle of a highway with no clue as to how to get home when Eddie's limo appears. He proceeds to invite Tommy to his mansion, an offer he graciously accepts. Once Tommy arrives, he is given a grand tour, completed with a look at the conference room where all the 'magic' happens.
Eddie then showcases his blueprint collection, including the one for a Circus D'Burlesque (A circus for strippers). Tommy then sees the blueprint for Greenwater and asks what he plans to do to him and his friends if The Creator sells the park. Eddie reveals that he plans to abandon the amusement park altogether and turn them into a reality show, saying their secret double life could provide excellent TV. Not everyone can make it on the show sadly and some people will have to be cut (including Carolina Cobra and Cactus Clyde). Eddie then warns Tommy that The Creator has until tomorrow to give his decision and orders security to remove him from the premises.
The next morning, Tommy rushes back to Greenwater to deliver the horrifying news. Upon hearing Eddie's plans, everyone breaks into a panic except for Elijah who prepares for his new life as a TV star, until he finds out that he's getting sent to a scrapyard. Tommy calls for peace as he feels he may have a way to stop Eddie, but it involves breaking the promise The Creator made. When asked why he should be trusted, Tommy gives a passionate speech on how he has grown to understand and love Greenwater more than ever before, at the end of the day it's not about what type of ride you are, it's about what you are inside. Caroline vouches for him, saying it may be time to put an end to the ride debate for good. Everyone seems to be in on the plan except for a missing C.J Cyborg. Ralph goes off to find him and sees he is stuck in his roller coaster form, claiming he has no reason to ever be human again after what happened yesterday. To C.J's shock, Ralph calls him out for being an insecure bully and praising Tommy for doing everything he can to save this park. He tells him that he can either join the others and prove he is the ride he claims to be or sit alone and be who he claims to hate.
As Ralph walks off, a bulldozer appears on the horizon being helmet by Eddie. He calls for The Creator to make his decision, The Creator begs for him for more time but it proves fruitless. He threatens to reveal that the secret and expose Greenwater Amusements only for Tommy to come out and say that he won't be doing so, because the secret is already out. And one by one every ride in the park comes out, revealing their human form...including C.J Cyborg. Every ride takes a turn telling The Creator to not sell the park for all the terrible things he plans to do and the legacy he would tarnish if he did. This finally pushes The Creator to make his decision, he tells Eddie that if his rides don’t want to leave; then his answer is…
No deal.
To everyone's surprise Eddie is nonchalant, revealing that since the secret has been revealed he has no use for Greenwater Amusements and renders the deal void. He reveals the truth to a group of people who have seen everything. Tommy then comes forth, admitting that Eddie is right. They are rides by day, humans by night. And if this is the end, it was worth it making someone's day that much better. He just wishes to be accepted back. A little kid comes up to Tommy, curious. He looks at the kid, smiling warmly. The two then share a hug. With his plan backfiring, Eddie tries to shill the Mexican Restaurant and Spa only for Elijah and Sidney to come forth, having done some last minute research and having found that Eddie has a history of counterfeit and fraud, revealing his fortune to little more than a sham. Furious at being exposed, Eddie storms off. Greenwater Amusements remains open all day with every ride for free as Tommy and the gang celebrate their victory. As Mashu tells him how proud he is to have pulled this off, C.J comes up to Tommy and buries the hatchet, admitting he's a better role model for the park than he ever was. He stands idly by, smiling as Tommy and Caroline embrace.
A few months go by and it's learned that not only had Eddie been arrested, all the money he had went to Greenwater Amusements. Speaking of which, the amusement park is now the talk of town with it's unique set up and atmosphere. Not only has The Creator been labeled a genius for making this possible but Tommy has become an inspiration to people everywhere. In a montage, the fate of every ride remaining is documented.
Ralph Riverback now serves as a stepping stone for children before they take on the big rides.
Selena was relocated next to Martin and the two have formed a comedy act duo, entertaining those with their song and dance routine.
Mashu was able to convince The Creator to build a zoo next to the park, giving all the animals in his area a new home.
Elijah actually left Greenwater, opting to kickstart his career as an investor. He remains on good ties with the others.
Sidney Shockwave and C.J Cyborg finally went public with their relationship and have been going steady for several months.
Mr. Ferris is still a grumpy old wheel.
Cactus Clyde also departed, deciding to move to a small family park in Montana. He keeps in touch with the others, especially Tommy.
Which brings us to Tommy and Carolina, who have been *the* faces of the amusement park. Their stories inspires millions and people cannot get enough of them. In fact, it's rumored that one day they will get their very own movie. The final shot is the latest in the 'Greenwater Gab' collumn started not long after where we learn that the secret to Greenwater's double life has been made accessible to every amusement park, creating a whole new species in the process.
It's name? The Amusements.
Genre: Animated/Adventure/Comedy
Director: Genndy Tartakovsky
Writer: Jacob Jones
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, Seth MacFarlane, Zac Efron, Miranda Cosgrove, Wayne Brady, Harrison Ford, Zoe Saldana, John Cena, Ned Beatty, John Oliver, Tabitha St. German, Ramin Karimloo, Mr. Lawrence, Maurice LaMarche
Plot: The year is 1956, a man (Ned Beatty) stands proudly by a red ribbon, behind him a train ride along with several other interesting attractions. The man declares that Greenwater Amusements is now officially open to the public and cuts the ribbon, a white light flashes and the wonderful moment is taken in photo.
In the present day, a youngish men are shown reading a 1956 yearbook, seemingly at awe over how different the park was when it started. Another tells him that The Creator always had high aspirations for them all. The two then revel in a tale that has been known to only the staff. As an employee was working on one of the rides, he discovered that it and all the other rides had obtained human like traits. Upon further investigation it was revealed that a special magic brush had been used to paint the attractions, said brush had the power to turn any ordinary item and give them the mind of a human. It was said that employees insisted The Creator use it as a selling point for the park. But he refused, feeling it would taint it's magic and made everyone promise never to reveal the truth. In the morning, they would remain amusement park rides. At night, they would turn into their human form and sent to live with 'The Creator'. Today Greenwater Amusements reigns as North Carolina's finest amusement park, but who knows when or if the secret can be kept.
Tommy Twister (Thomas Middleditch) then checks his watch and finds that the park is set to open and he, along with his best friend Cactus Clyde (John Cena) head off to Tumbleweed Gulch, the children's area of Greenwater transforming into their ride-form. Several rides are seen transforming along the way like the operatic Martin Merry (Ramin Karimloo), business executive Elijah Enterprise (John Oliver) and the curmudgeon Ferris Wheele (Mr. Lawrence).
As the park goes about its day, Tommy can't help but notice one of the most popular roller coasters in the park, the Carolina Cobra, or as Tommy lovingly refers to her as Caroline (Miranda Cosgrove). Tommy yearns to one day get to know her more, something Clyde finds insane as she is currently dating the biggest and most beloved roller-coaster here, C.J Cyborg (Zac Efron). He gives a lecture explaining that kiddie rides don't hang out with the big rides because they think it hurts their image. He uses longtime stalwart Ralph Riverback (Harrison Ford) as an example, saying he was the first major coaster the park ever had, giving him special billing and the right to treat anyone however he wanted. In the case of children rides, he didn't like 'em. Though he seems to have mellowed out in recent years. Clyde then reminds Tommy of the benefits of being a kiddie ride, that being he can entertain anyone no matter the age and never worry about his standing. The lecture ends with Barnstormin' Benny (Marcus LaMarche) breaking down in front of everyone.
That night however, when no one is looking, Tommy Tumbleweed sneaks off and sees Caroline Cobra transform into her human form and hides behind the hot dog stand. Unfortunately for him, he is caught by Selena Sizzler (Zoe Saldana) who hollers that Tommy is on the lookout for a snake. Tommy flees the scene just before anyone can notice and soon finds Elijah Enterprise going over statistics and stock prices with scientist Sidney Shockwave (Tabitha St. German). He begs them to let him stay with them for the night, Elijah harshly rejects the offer but Sidney offers to let him stay with her.
Clyde is shown searching for him, finding himself going up against C.J Cyborg, being tasked to get him, Ralph and Caroline some hot dogs and soda. He does so, only to forget the hot sauce and get the wrong kind of soda. Tommy and Sidney soon see C.J picking on Clyde and rushes towards the scene, demanding he leave his friend alone only to crumble under the pressure when he sees Caroline. After she expresses her disgust, C.J and Ralph throw their food all over the two kiddie rides, laughing like hyenas as they walk off (C.J noticeably winks at Sidney as he does so). Caroline scoffs at Tommy and Clyde before sashaying off to join the others.
Embarrassed, Tommy apologizes to Clyde and decides to take a walk to get this mess off his mind. He winds up taking a wrong turn, finding himself in Jungle Junction and nearly being attacked by crocodiles before Mambo Jambo; better known to others as Mashu,(Wayne Brady) fends them off and leads him to safety. After taking a ride to Mashu's grove on an elephant, Tommy explains the situation to Mashu and admits he should've known better being a kiddie ride and all. Mashu tells him to chin up and have hope within himself, knowing that one day he can impress Caroline. He also admits that he finds the kiddie ride vs. big ride feud silly. After all, Greenwater Amusements is more than just a collection of rides, it's their home. And they should be willing to stick up for one another as a family. Mambo then offers Tommy a ride home, which he greatly appreciates.
The next morning is special as the popular and controversial businessman Eddie Rich (Seth MacFarlane) arrives via his fancy (and large) limo, hoping to find a new investment. Every ride is at their best to ensure a successful visit at awe at the reputation he carries (especially Elijah). All seems to go normally until Eddie sits down, finding Martin Merry out of his ride from singing up a storm. Selena sees this and tries to distract him with some dancing, only succeeding in intriguing him further. He sets off to find 'The Creator' to discuss 'important business arrangements'. During the meeting, Eddie commends him for his ‘historic’ achievement in amusement but that a unique talent like this should not go unknown. The world should have the right to know about the ‘secret double life’ the park has. The Creator respectfully declines, reminding him of the promise he made. Claiming that he knew this would happen, Eddie offers to buy the park and give The Creator twenty-five million dollars. All cash.
Stunned, all The Creator can say is that he’ll think about it. Eddie then gives him a one week deadline. Should he either accept or decline the offer, he will keep the secret. However, if The Creator does not reach a decision by then, he'll have no choice but to reveal the secret and tear the park down to make room for an Eddie Rich Mexican Restaurant and Spa. As Eddie leaves, Caroline is shown looking quite concerned. That evening, C.J rounds the other rides up for an emergency meeting where they learn the news. Everyone is shocked, outside of a delighted Elijah who tries to debate the positives of working with him before being reminded that he could also be scrapped if Eddie has his way. C.J then takes over, demanding to know who tipped Eddie about the secret. Martin and Selena are then sent up and are taken to task until Mashu comes to their defense, claiming to have seen everything. Martin had misplaced his organ sheet music and figured the best way around it would be to use his voice instead.
Opinion over the selling becomes more divisive as some begin to realize the benefits of being sold to a businessman like Eddie. As the debate grows more heated, Mashu and Caroline manage to regain order saying that there is still a week to persuade The Creator to decline the offer, but an anonymous writer would be needed to make it happen. Ralph is swiftly nominated as he was the first roller-coaster to be built for the park. When the meeting is adjourned, Mashu watches Caroline come up to Martin and Selena, apologizing for how C.J acted and nods to himself. In another part of the park, Ralph asks C.J if he ever thinks he takes himself too seriously, only for him to reply that he has no choice but to. He's the most popular ride here, so he's free to do whatever he pleases, an image Ralph once held himself. C.J walks off, claiming to have a meeting with someone. Confused, Ralph sneaks off to see what he meant by a meeting. To his concern he finds C.J being very affectionate towards Sidney..
Life seems to go on normally the next day, the evening however tells a different as Mashu and Ferris catch a glimpse of Caroline and Selena talking to each other when Caroline admits she may have a soft spot for Tommy, urging her not to tell anyone. Mashu rushes off to Tumbleweed Gulch to alert Tommy about her secret crush. Feeling he may have a chance, Tommy goes to write a love letter. Early next morning, Ralph is shown working on a speech for 'The Creator' on why he should reject Eddie's offer when he sees Elijah writing a counter speech for accepting the offer. Ralph decides to humor Elijah, listening to his explanation. To his shock, Elijah’s reasons are well-written and articulate, praising Eddie as a visionary and someone they could turn to. Ralph heads off, fearing his miniscule paper may not be enough.
That evening, Tommy sets off to find Caroline, love letter in hand. He doesn’t have to look for long as they bump into each other. After being flustered for a few seconds, Tommy nervously hands her the love letter. At first, it seems Caroline is appreciative of the letter, but when she sees C.J coming up towards her she angrily condemns the letter, ripping it to shreds and calling Tommy nothing more than a pathetic kiddie ride. Caroline storms off, feeling somewhat guilty as she watches a heartbroken Tommy get on his knees, crying as he picks up the pieces.
Meanwhile, Eddie is shown pitching his ideas to investors who seem awfully skeptical about the idea of an amusement park whose attractions ‘come alive’ at night. As the meeting adjourns, Eddie promises to give everyone proof that such an occurrence is true. Once the investors leave, Eddie calls for the implementing of several security cams so he can garner said proof. Three days go by until Clyde and Mashu come together to console a miserable Tommy. Mashu assures him that even if didn’t work out, he should be proud for giving it everything he got. Clyde then offers to take Tommy over to the ice cream booth to get them something to eat, which he accepts. Along the way, they see Barnstormin’ Benny being taken away by mechanics, panicking about being ‘too unreliable for Eddie’.
Once they arrive at the ice cream parlor, they watch Sidney Shockwave storm off in anger, muttering on about C.J while Ralph goes after her. As Ralph panics, Mashu decides to try and invite him over to the parlor to talk. While Ralph is at first ambivalent about sitting next to Tommy, he reluctantly obliges and tells them about the fight Caroline and C.J had when she found him with Sidney. This, combined with the pressure of being the one to tell The Creator not to sell the park has made him extremely stressed and he shows them the ‘pathetic paper’ he tried to write.
Tommy looks over the paper and offers to help try and revise it. Ralph is again weary over taking advice from a ‘kiddie ride’ but out of desperation accepts his offer. As everyone dines on ice cream and sundaes, Tommy helps him work on his anonymous tip. By the height of afternoon, Ralph’s paper is much improved. He urges Tommy not to tell anyone, but that he thinks he is a good person at heart. As Ralph leaves, Tommy decides to pay a visit to Caroline. During the evening, Tommy goes out in search of her taking in Martin and Ferris’s directions. He soon finds Caroline softly crying to herself and looking over several yearbooks. Concerned, Tommy comes over to her only for her to snap at him. She soon apologizes, being in a bad state of mind.
The two sit together feeling awkward about themselves before Caroline apologizes for ripping up Tommy's love letter, saying the pressure of C.J getting to her. It's at that point Caroline gets out some old yearbooks and reveals what she was like when she was the most popular ride in the park. In the pictures, we see a girl who wore blue and black and commanded respect by being herself. In the late 90s when C.J first entered the park, she grew desperate to win his attention to no avail. So she ditched her look and completely changed her personality to win him over. Sometimes she wonders if she made the right decision.
When asked why she changed, Caroline admits the thrill of fame caught up to her and after spending time with C.J she began to believe that anything less than what she has now is unacceptable. Tommy tells her he doesn't care what he says, she's always been beautiful inside and out and that she can't let C.J say otherwise. Tommy and Caroline agree to meet up tomorrow evening to hang out and get to know each other more. The next evening, the two go forth with their date, going perfectly with them enjoying each other's company. As the two look at the stars, they confess their love towards each other and prepare to kiss…
Only to see C.J storm towards them and nearly get physical with Tommy. Mashu, Clyde and Ralph come up to the scene holding him back as Caroline tells Tommy to run. Once Tommy is out of sight, C.J tries to force himself onto Caroline but she shoves him away, having had enough of his attitude. She dumps C.J right on the spot, leaving him humiliated. Tommy is then shown out in the middle of a highway with no clue as to how to get home when Eddie's limo appears. He proceeds to invite Tommy to his mansion, an offer he graciously accepts. Once Tommy arrives, he is given a grand tour, completed with a look at the conference room where all the 'magic' happens.
Eddie then showcases his blueprint collection, including the one for a Circus D'Burlesque (A circus for strippers). Tommy then sees the blueprint for Greenwater and asks what he plans to do to him and his friends if The Creator sells the park. Eddie reveals that he plans to abandon the amusement park altogether and turn them into a reality show, saying their secret double life could provide excellent TV. Not everyone can make it on the show sadly and some people will have to be cut (including Carolina Cobra and Cactus Clyde). Eddie then warns Tommy that The Creator has until tomorrow to give his decision and orders security to remove him from the premises.
The next morning, Tommy rushes back to Greenwater to deliver the horrifying news. Upon hearing Eddie's plans, everyone breaks into a panic except for Elijah who prepares for his new life as a TV star, until he finds out that he's getting sent to a scrapyard. Tommy calls for peace as he feels he may have a way to stop Eddie, but it involves breaking the promise The Creator made. When asked why he should be trusted, Tommy gives a passionate speech on how he has grown to understand and love Greenwater more than ever before, at the end of the day it's not about what type of ride you are, it's about what you are inside. Caroline vouches for him, saying it may be time to put an end to the ride debate for good. Everyone seems to be in on the plan except for a missing C.J Cyborg. Ralph goes off to find him and sees he is stuck in his roller coaster form, claiming he has no reason to ever be human again after what happened yesterday. To C.J's shock, Ralph calls him out for being an insecure bully and praising Tommy for doing everything he can to save this park. He tells him that he can either join the others and prove he is the ride he claims to be or sit alone and be who he claims to hate.
As Ralph walks off, a bulldozer appears on the horizon being helmet by Eddie. He calls for The Creator to make his decision, The Creator begs for him for more time but it proves fruitless. He threatens to reveal that the secret and expose Greenwater Amusements only for Tommy to come out and say that he won't be doing so, because the secret is already out. And one by one every ride in the park comes out, revealing their human form...including C.J Cyborg. Every ride takes a turn telling The Creator to not sell the park for all the terrible things he plans to do and the legacy he would tarnish if he did. This finally pushes The Creator to make his decision, he tells Eddie that if his rides don’t want to leave; then his answer is…
No deal.
To everyone's surprise Eddie is nonchalant, revealing that since the secret has been revealed he has no use for Greenwater Amusements and renders the deal void. He reveals the truth to a group of people who have seen everything. Tommy then comes forth, admitting that Eddie is right. They are rides by day, humans by night. And if this is the end, it was worth it making someone's day that much better. He just wishes to be accepted back. A little kid comes up to Tommy, curious. He looks at the kid, smiling warmly. The two then share a hug. With his plan backfiring, Eddie tries to shill the Mexican Restaurant and Spa only for Elijah and Sidney to come forth, having done some last minute research and having found that Eddie has a history of counterfeit and fraud, revealing his fortune to little more than a sham. Furious at being exposed, Eddie storms off. Greenwater Amusements remains open all day with every ride for free as Tommy and the gang celebrate their victory. As Mashu tells him how proud he is to have pulled this off, C.J comes up to Tommy and buries the hatchet, admitting he's a better role model for the park than he ever was. He stands idly by, smiling as Tommy and Caroline embrace.
A few months go by and it's learned that not only had Eddie been arrested, all the money he had went to Greenwater Amusements. Speaking of which, the amusement park is now the talk of town with it's unique set up and atmosphere. Not only has The Creator been labeled a genius for making this possible but Tommy has become an inspiration to people everywhere. In a montage, the fate of every ride remaining is documented.
Ralph Riverback now serves as a stepping stone for children before they take on the big rides.
Selena was relocated next to Martin and the two have formed a comedy act duo, entertaining those with their song and dance routine.
Mashu was able to convince The Creator to build a zoo next to the park, giving all the animals in his area a new home.
Elijah actually left Greenwater, opting to kickstart his career as an investor. He remains on good ties with the others.
Sidney Shockwave and C.J Cyborg finally went public with their relationship and have been going steady for several months.
Mr. Ferris is still a grumpy old wheel.
Cactus Clyde also departed, deciding to move to a small family park in Montana. He keeps in touch with the others, especially Tommy.
Which brings us to Tommy and Carolina, who have been *the* faces of the amusement park. Their stories inspires millions and people cannot get enough of them. In fact, it's rumored that one day they will get their very own movie. The final shot is the latest in the 'Greenwater Gab' collumn started not long after where we learn that the secret to Greenwater's double life has been made accessible to every amusement park, creating a whole new species in the process.
It's name? The Amusements.
Release: The Little Girl Who Was Too Fond of Matches
The Little Girl Who Was Too Fond of Matches
Genre: Drama/Horror
Director: Darren Aronofsky
Writers: Mo Buck & Harry Wright
Based on the novel by GaƩtan Soucy
Cast: Mackenzie Foy, Viggo Mortensen, Cameron Monaghan, Nicholas Hoult, Merritt Wever, Graham McTavish
Budget: $24,000,000
Domestic Box Office: $24,604,234
Foreign Box Office: $19,557,096
Total Profit: -$3,031,190
Reaction: A black and white film with no soundtrack or score was always going to be a risky proposition at the box office. While we had high hopes, we are not the least bit surprised that this one failed to make a profit at the box office.
"Director Darren Aronofsky and writers Mo Buck and Harry Wright walk a tonal tight rope with their latest film, which alternates between haunting and poetic imagery. At the very least, this one will get Mackenzie Foy's name back on a GRA ballot for her to continue her illustrious LRF career." - Jason Helm, New York Observer
"From a technical standpoint, obviously this verbosely-titled film doesn't have a ton of flaws, but it all cane across as incredibly cold to me as a viewer. I felt like there wasn't really a character to connect with, despite strong performances from Foy and Mortensen." - Glenn Howard, Total Film
"Considering the small-town setting, the film is surprisingly visually intricate, which could be said of all of Darren Aronofsky's films as a director. Each scene is clearly pictured here, with the black and white photography only adding to the unsettling tone of the story." - Matt Carson, Arizona Republic
Rated R for disturbing imagery, violence and some sexual content.
Genre: Drama/Horror
Director: Darren Aronofsky
Writers: Mo Buck & Harry Wright
Based on the novel by GaƩtan Soucy
Cast: Mackenzie Foy, Viggo Mortensen, Cameron Monaghan, Nicholas Hoult, Merritt Wever, Graham McTavish
Budget: $24,000,000
Domestic Box Office: $24,604,234
Foreign Box Office: $19,557,096
Total Profit: -$3,031,190
Reaction: A black and white film with no soundtrack or score was always going to be a risky proposition at the box office. While we had high hopes, we are not the least bit surprised that this one failed to make a profit at the box office.
"Director Darren Aronofsky and writers Mo Buck and Harry Wright walk a tonal tight rope with their latest film, which alternates between haunting and poetic imagery. At the very least, this one will get Mackenzie Foy's name back on a GRA ballot for her to continue her illustrious LRF career." - Jason Helm, New York Observer
"From a technical standpoint, obviously this verbosely-titled film doesn't have a ton of flaws, but it all cane across as incredibly cold to me as a viewer. I felt like there wasn't really a character to connect with, despite strong performances from Foy and Mortensen." - Glenn Howard, Total Film
"Considering the small-town setting, the film is surprisingly visually intricate, which could be said of all of Darren Aronofsky's films as a director. Each scene is clearly pictured here, with the black and white photography only adding to the unsettling tone of the story." - Matt Carson, Arizona Republic
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