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ID
Genre: Comedy
Director: Rob Zombie
Writer: Alex Conn
Cast: Alex Wolff, RJ Cyler, Abraham Attah, Jacob Tremblay, Noah Schnapp, Bella Thorne, Jaeden Lieberher, Seth Rogen, James Franco

Plot: The film starts in an English class with the substitute teacher talking about To Kill A Mockingbird. Then we go to the hallway where our lead character Matthew (RJ Cyler) asks out the popular girl Ava (Bella Thorne) she declines saying she wouldn’t have sex with her if they paid her and she also has a cute football player boyfriend Blake. Matthew and his friend Alec (Alex Wolff) and Zach (Abraham Attah) are hanging out talking about tonight where they will make themselves famous at the music festival where all the kids are attending.

They go home and they realize they have to babysit their 10 year old brother Harry (Jacob Tremblay) and his friend Finn (Noah Schnapp). Finn is watching porn upstairs waiting for Harry. Harry comes home and they click out. Harry is excited to see the new animated film Hershey Kisses Revenge. They go to the music festival with the kids as Finn is excited to be like big boys. They eventually are declined entry due to their 10 year olds with them.

They eventually go to the movie theater where Alec’s mentor Joel (Seth Rogen) and Gabe (James Franco) with filmmaking works. Harry asks to see Hersey kisses revenge. They eventually see a re run of Fifty Shades of Grey and Harry cries and Finn is loving it even chanting at the screen.

The gang decides to drop Harry off with Joel. The gang decides to go to a strip club. But first they get fake IDs at a sketchy Fake ID place and they head to the strip Club. They present their fake IDs and the security guard looks at all of their fake IDs and thinks that Finn and Gunnar are lying and have Fake IDs and Matthew and Alec and Zach say that he is being bigoted to the midget community. The security guard brings his boss down and his boss scolds him for his bigotry.

They go to a strip club and they get lap dances and Matthew is about to have sex with a girl in the bathroom and the guard finds out for sure that all of their IDs are fake. They all get kicked out and Zach leaves as he doesn’t want his parents to find out.

The remaining parts of the gang go to a motel and they order a prostitute. As this is happening Joel and Gabe are scoring some drugs at a top drug dealers house. They realize this drug dealer is a 12 year old kid (Jaeden Lieberher). This 12 year old acts like a gangsta and talks like a gangsta. They eventually get the drugs and they give some to Harry. Back at the motel Matthew and Alec are eating at a nearby McDonalds and they go home to check on the prostitute. The prostitute is playing checkers with the kids. The prostitute is revealed to be Ava. Ava leaves and repeats that she wouldn’t have sex with Matthew if you paid her. Ava reveals that her football player boyfriend is secretly gay and is afraid to come out. Matthew is videotaping the conversation. They eventually order an Uber and they go to pick up Harry and they see he overdosed on the drugs that Joel gave him. Joel puts a knife in Harry like in Pulp Fiction. Harry wakes up. They drive back home and try to eliminate all evidence that they left. All the parents come home and the kids explain that they just had a relaxing evening watching movies and playing card games. Matthew and Alec debate outing the football player Blake but they decide not to and they flip on the TV and see a riot at the local movie theater that they are not showing Hershey kisses revenge and there are interviews with Joel and Gabe on the TV and the two teenagers laugh and the film ends.